NutWrench: A serial masturbator accused of repeatedly terrorizing a South Seattle neighborhoodYou can't terrorize a neighborhood with your penis. It's annoying, sad and pathetic but it's not terrorizing unless your penis is ten feet long and you wield it like the mace of Sauron.
Slaxl: So where's the picture?
I sound fat: There are a LOT of cereals out there with awesome names if you look at them through the cereal masturbator context.
the8re: What.. the... Fark is going on in Washington?FTFA: Elsewhere in the Northwest:Thieves stole a woman's home in Newport, Wash. [KXLY.com]A drunk, 30-year-old man is accused of biting off his dad's eyebrow during a ride home from a wedding. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer]A barber who allegedly had beef with a customer is accused of stabbing the man in the testicles with a pair of scissors. [KOMOnews.com]Washington state has already received 1,700 pot business applications. [Tacoma News Tribune]A North Albany teen accused of building bombs and planning to blow up his high school will use an insanity plea in court. [Corvallis Gazette-Times]A man who attacked a Sikh cab driver in Seattle will get 40 months in prison. [Vancouver Columbian]To hell with arrow to the knee, scissors to the scrotum will finish it!
wambu: Why a serial masturbator does it.[i.imgur.com image 233x300]
Primitive Screwhead: I sound fat: There are a LOT of cereals out there with awesome names if you look at them through the cereal masturbator context.I'll never look at a box of Frosted Flakes the same, anymore.
xanadian: Primitive Screwhead: I sound fat: There are a LOT of cereals out there with awesome names if you look at them through the cereal masturbator context.I'll never look at a box of Frosted Flakes the same, anymore.I'm also left to wonder about the leprechaun's Lucky Charms.... :/
DesertCoyote: Seattle tab tag in the works.
Satanus Maximus: So.... Did he finish or not? I hate being caught mid-spank....
RobSeace: A serial masturbatorWell, at least it wasn't one of those parallel masturbators!
LiberalConservative: Aren't we all serial masturbators?Wouldn't the door of the vehicle would be blocking the deed from most people and all kids?
dennysgod: Satanus Maximus: So.... Did he finish or not? I hate being caught mid-spank....Jesus Christ man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public.
mudpants: Just what sized penis can be seen over the dashboard or drivers door of a Silverado by some kid?
Sean M: RobSeace: A serial masturbatorWell, at least it wasn't one of those parallel masturbators!I would have thought we moved onto USB masturbators by now.
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