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(Opposing Views)   R. Kelly promotes new CD on Twitter, asks fans to ask him questions. What could possibly go wrong?   (opposingviews.com) divider line 33
    More: Amusing, Black Panties, Twitter, To Catch a Predator  
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2013-12-11 11:26:42 PM
So @rkelly only answered 16 questions,the perv really cannot do anything over 18 #AskRkelly

Outstanding!
 
2013-12-12 12:49:19 AM
I'll bet he was pissed.
 
2013-12-12 12:51:15 AM
i.imgur.com

Young Reezy aka "H.R. Paperstacks" aka Horse Choker aka "Riley Escobar" aka "Pillsbury Doughboy" aka "Louis Rich" (yes, like the turkey) got his back
 
2013-12-12 12:59:26 AM
I may need a shower after reading those
 
2013-12-12 01:02:49 AM
This whole thing is golden.
 
2013-12-12 01:02:52 AM

cyberspacedout: I'll bet he was pissed.


And I think we're done here.
 
2013-12-12 01:03:23 AM
the full feed also has great gems like

When you want your girl to make dinner, how long does it take for her easy bake oven to warm up?
 
2013-12-12 01:59:21 AM
I heard the original title was called "Lil Black Panties". True?


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2013-12-12 02:20:11 AM
It's funny when celebrities face reality for a second and realize that, yes, some people have no respect for them and consider them a joke, rather than worshiping them and kissing their butts.

 
2013-12-12 02:21:29 AM

cyberspacedout: I'll bet he was pissed.


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2013-12-12 02:29:39 AM
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2013-12-12 02:29:50 AM

ZeroCorpse: It's funny when celebrities face reality for a second and realize that, yes, some people have no respect for them and consider them a joke, rather than worshiping them and kissing their butts.


I don't know, I find it kinda depressing to know they only get small tastes of the real world. Don't we all aspire to be at a level where someone's mouth is always on our ass?
 
2013-12-12 02:34:38 AM

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 295x171]
Young Reezy aka "H.R. Paperstacks" aka Horse Choker aka "Riley Escobar" aka "Pillsbury Doughboy" aka "Louis Rich" (yes, like the turkey) got his back


His supporters know he's innocent.

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"CUZ HE GOOD!"
 
2013-12-12 04:23:22 AM
R Kelly still has a career?
 
2013-12-12 04:31:42 AM

Badgers: R Kelly still has a career?


I know people love the idea of rich celebs ending up poor and all; but yes....he has a career.  An incredibly successful career.  And he's rich too.
 
2013-12-12 05:28:47 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Badgers: R Kelly still has a career?

I know people love the idea of rich celebs ending up poor and all; but yes....he has a career.  An incredibly successful career.  And he's rich too.


And full of piss and vinegar. Well, vinegar anyway.
 
2013-12-12 07:20:05 AM

ZeroCorpse: It's funny when celebrities face reality for a second and realize that, yes, some people have no respect for them and consider them a joke, rather than worshiping them and kissing their butts.


Funny, in an awesome kind of way. Any celeb with a Twitter account should be required to do a weekly Q&A, no holds barred.
 
2013-12-12 07:21:36 AM
I bet they pissed all over that chance and pissed him off.
Sorry to repeat the same joke over while the thread is so young.
I'll just fly away now.
 
2013-12-12 07:42:07 AM

cyberspacedout: I'll bet he was pissed.


Oh, urine trouble for that one.
 
2013-12-12 07:42:17 AM

fusillade762: cyberspacedout: I'll bet he was pissed.

And I think we're done here.


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2013-12-12 08:04:28 AM
Was he showered with questions?
 
2013-12-12 08:11:33 AM
I like these: "What am I supposed to ask R Kelly? Does he still believe he can fly, is he still trapped in a closet, does he still pee on people?"

and

"On a scale of Blue Ivy to Willow Smith, what's the oldest female you would date?"
 
2013-12-12 08:53:03 AM
I am not one to use social media. I don't have a Myspace or Facebook account, but after seeing the trolls come out to hassle this piss-pot I may just sign up for Twitter.
 
2013-12-12 09:43:45 AM
 
2013-12-12 10:17:37 AM
The one thing I have to say about R. Kelly -- the dude somehow managed to get top-40 radio stations all across the country to broadcast him scream "I wanna toss your salad" repeatedly.  I'm convinced that was the only motivation for creating that idiotic "Sex in the Kitchen" song.
 
2013-12-12 10:21:25 AM
I could be the drink in your cup. I could be the cream in your butt.

/Riveting stuff, Mr. Kelly
//That might not be the line, but it sure sounds like it
 
2013-12-12 10:46:08 AM
It's only available streaming.
 
2013-12-12 10:54:32 AM
Does he like fish dicks?
 
2013-12-12 11:22:00 AM

Solid State Vittles: So @rkelly only answered 16 questions,the perv really cannot do anything over 18 #AskRkelly

Outstanding!


Mr. Kelly how do you keep getting away with stuff you see on "To Catch A Predator"?

Chris Hansen should make it his goal to put you away forever.

/scumbag keeps making more & more money
 
2013-12-12 12:13:22 PM

peterthx: Solid State Vittles: So @rkelly only answered 16 questions,the perv really cannot do anything over 18 #AskRkelly

Outstanding!

Mr. Kelly how do you keep getting away with stuff you see on "To Catch A Predator"?

Chris Hansen should make it his goal to put you away forever.

/scumbag keeps making more & more money


Quick (possibly stupid, out-of-the-loop) question: Did he get caught with an underage girl more than one time, or are we just assuming?
 
2013-12-12 12:33:16 PM

WndrWmn: Quick (possibly stupid, out-of-the-loop) question: Did he get caught with an underage girl more than one time, or are we just assuming?


He's been able to slip out of more than a few instances.
 
2013-12-12 01:43:06 PM
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2013-12-12 04:30:58 PM
On a scale from 1 to 10, how old is your girlfriend?

That one made me LOL.
 
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