Peter von Nostrand: Yeah, this is Smuckers. I borrowed him. We share the same affliction
medius: finally, a reason to adopt a pet
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Peter von Nostrand: Yeah, this is Smuckers. I borrowed him. We share the same afflictionMay cause panting and loss of fur
GreenSun: Do you get high from common pain killers? I wonder what it feels like.
19 Kilo: I didn't even realize this was an option. Sounds like my cat Osama bin Fluffypaws is about to take a spill on the ice.
RoyHobbs22: Can someone rub this Frontline on the back of my neck? I hate fleas and ticks.
farkingismybusiness: I got a cat for the catnip hook up.
Cream of Meat: These jerkoffs are the reason why we have to show ID to get the good NyQuil.
maram500: God damn it. People like this are one of the reasons I have gotten hesitation when asking new doctors for my monthly supply of (really low-dose) Vicodin. I mean, I still get the prescription, but the doctors are reluctant at first.No, I'm not an addict. I just live in chronic pain...and hobble around with a cane.
kidsizedcoffin: I believe one of my dogs had to take phenobarbital for seizures, occasionally our vet would have my mother submit to a drug test during the vet visits. He didn't suspect her of using the drugs, but it was good to have the clean drug tests on record in case the state ever came knocking.
Jument: This doesn't surprise me. However, I doubt it's very effective. Lower body weight and animals tend to (AFAIK) get less pain meds than humans, because they aren't such babies (technical term). Of course, the hardened addict is just going to injure more animals. The vet bills aren't going to be cheap though.And has been said, anyone who would hurt an animals for a fix can EABOD and DIAF. That really goes without saying.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I'd never take dog drugs, but every once in I'll pop open a can of wet food for the two furbabies, and I'm not gonna lie, it smells pretty farkin good. I wouldn't have to be that hungry to try a can.You would be surprised at how sweet it is. Sugar, crack for animals.
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