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(Russia Today)   Coolant leak disrupting communications with International Space Station. They say their Chambers coil is overloading their Comm system   (rt.com) divider line 198
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2013-12-11 06:51:45 PM
Are you sure that isn't the AE-35 antenna?
 
2013-12-11 06:56:32 PM
image1.frequency.com
 
2013-12-11 07:20:12 PM
Why don't they just put on their suits and fly over to the Chinese station?
 
2013-12-11 07:21:30 PM
*looks up* Their coil emissions are normal
 
2013-12-11 07:22:31 PM
Reverse the ionic flow in the power couplings and dephase the Heisenberg Compensators! Come on, that's 2nd year Academy stuff!
 
2013-12-11 07:22:55 PM
*rubs chin* This is damned peculiar.  Yellow alert.
 
2013-12-11 07:22:59 PM
American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
 
2013-12-11 07:23:38 PM

Nogrhi: [image1.frequency.com image 234x100]


 Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
 
2013-12-11 07:25:02 PM
Their coil emissions are normal.
 
2013-12-11 07:25:38 PM
It's what they get for ignoring General Order 12.
 
2013-12-11 07:26:09 PM

MadManMoon: *rubs chin* This is damned peculiar.  Yellow alert.


Are you sure, sir?  That would mean changing the bulb.
 
2013-12-11 07:27:11 PM

jayhawk88: Reverse the ionic flow in the power couplings and dephase the Heisenberg Compensators! Come on, that's 2nd year Academy stuff!


I'm done re-kafoobling the energy motron ... or whatever.
 
2013-12-11 07:27:17 PM
I know they have a Soyuz capsule attached at all times as an escape means but.. Aren't there like 6-7 of them on board the ISS? How do you decide who lives and dies if the escape capsule is called into action?
 
2013-12-11 07:28:28 PM
Kick it back into place!
 
2013-12-11 07:28:57 PM
*rubs chin* This is damned peculiar.  Yellow alert.

Should we raise shields?
 
2013-12-11 07:29:10 PM

styckx: I know they have a Soyuz capsule attached at all times as an escape means but.. Aren't there like 6-7 of them on board the ISS? How do you decide who lives and dies if the escape capsule is called into action?


I think the Russians get dibs on the Soyuz.
 
2013-12-11 07:29:16 PM
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2013-12-11 07:29:17 PM
Why is there a watermelon there?
I'll tell you later.
 
2013-12-11 07:29:27 PM
They're locking phasers...
 
2013-12-11 07:29:43 PM

styckx: How do you decide who lives and dies if the escape capsule is called into action?


I worked on various NASA projects. Believe me, they decided long ago! God speed to them.
 
2013-12-11 07:29:51 PM

MadManMoon: *rubs chin* This is damned peculiar.  Yellow alert.


Raise shields, you senile old bastard!
 
2013-12-11 07:30:07 PM

Stahi: [www.fairfaxunderground.com image 300x225]


AH DAMMIT!

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2013-12-11 07:30:31 PM

abhorrent1: American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-11 07:31:13 PM
Oh good. They can contribute their data to this study.
 
2013-12-11 07:33:30 PM

Russ1642: styckx: I know they have a Soyuz capsule attached at all times as an escape means but.. Aren't there like 6-7 of them on board the ISS? How do you decide who lives and dies if the escape capsule is called into action?

I think the Russians get dibs on the Soyuz.


3 people per Soyuz.  The ISS is not the Titanic.
 
2013-12-11 07:34:46 PM
FIRE!

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2013-12-11 07:36:11 PM

Stahi: Stahi: [www.fairfaxunderground.com image 300x225]

AH DAMMIT!

[movies.trekcore.com image 850x358]


RIP Peter Preston.
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2013-12-11 07:37:22 PM
So does anyone else find it ironic that they need cooling pumps in the coldness of space?
 
2013-12-11 07:39:44 PM
If we were to go, 'by the book', x would equal y

Uh-huh, gotcha WINK
 
2013-12-11 07:40:21 PM

JPINFV: So does anyone else find it ironic that they need cooling pumps in the coldness of space?


No.  Space may be cold, but it has lousy heat transfer.
 
2013-12-11 07:44:37 PM

JPINFV: So does anyone else find it ironic that they need cooling pumps in the coldness of space?


You'll find that the void is incredibly good at insulation. There's literally nothing to transfer heat to unless you radiate it away.
 
2013-12-11 07:44:46 PM

Russ1642: styckx: I know they have a Soyuz capsule attached at all times as an escape means but.. Aren't there like 6-7 of them on board the ISS? How do you decide who lives and dies if the escape capsule is called into action?

I think the Russians get dibs on the Soyuz.


When they have 6 crew, they have 2 Soyuz capsules. How do you think they got up there?
 
2013-12-11 07:46:02 PM
The Fetzer valve failed.
 
2013-12-11 07:47:47 PM

threadjackistan: When they have 6 crew, they have 2 Soyuz capsules. How do you think they got up there?


Fairy dust?
 
2013-12-11 07:49:55 PM

threadjackistan: Russ1642: styckx: I know they have a Soyuz capsule attached at all times as an escape means but.. Aren't there like 6-7 of them on board the ISS? How do you decide who lives and dies if the escape capsule is called into action?

I think the Russians get dibs on the Soyuz.

When they have 6 crew, they have 2 Soyuz capsules. How do you think they got up there?


Scotty beamed them up. Duh.
 
2013-12-11 07:50:58 PM
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\overthruster failure
 
2013-12-11 07:52:30 PM
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A communications disruption can mean only one thing: Invasion.

 
2013-12-11 07:55:16 PM
Too bad we cant have help in stand by. We cant have that because NASA has been defunded and defunct to put that money to oblama phones and free stuff to the people who won,t work to save theyr selves.

/seriously. hope this is a minor problem that can be fixed without SERIOUS intervention. I'm sure they have a back up plan.
 
2013-12-11 07:55:36 PM

jayhawk88: Reverse the ionic flow in the power couplings and dephase the Heisenberg Compensators! Come on, that's 2nd year Academy stuff!


Come on, now. That's transporter jargon.
 
2013-12-11 07:56:42 PM
This one time, at space camp, we accidentally got launched into space, and even WE could figure out how to get out of that mess.
 
2013-12-11 07:57:23 PM
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Sounds like they've been smoking too much astroturf.
 
2013-12-11 07:58:43 PM
farkin' hal....open the pod bay doors
 
2013-12-11 07:58:58 PM
I think it is the reflux coil converter. They can get buggered up. They planned on that not happening but gave them a box of baking soda and bottle of vinegar, just in case.
 
2013-12-11 07:59:09 PM

jayhawk88: Reverse the ionic flow in the power couplings and dephase the Heisenberg Compensators! Come on, that's 2nd year Academy stuff!


Or just go retro, silly. Activate the retro-encabulator!
 
2013-12-11 08:00:39 PM

styckx: I know they have a Soyuz capsule attached at all times as an escape means but.. Aren't there like 6-7 of them on board the ISS? How do you decide who lives and dies if the escape capsule is called into action?


Eenie-meenie-mynie-mo...
 
2013-12-11 08:02:36 PM

HawgWild: Kick it back into place!

That's what you do when the APU won't fire. Got dam CH-53's.

 
2013-12-11 08:04:07 PM
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2013-12-11 08:06:09 PM
Ah kin fix it.


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2013-12-11 08:06:25 PM

styckx: I know they have a Soyuz capsule attached at all times as an escape means but.. Aren't there like 6-7 of them on board the ISS? How do you decide who lives and dies if the escape capsule is called into action?


The remaining crew performs reciprocating pelvic maneuvers against whoever has the moist holes.
 
2013-12-11 08:08:07 PM

Omahawg: farkin' hal....open the pod bay doors


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