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(Opposing Views)   Cop hears a man clear his throat, decides to a.) ignore it, b.) check to see if he's OK, or c.) slam his head into the wall?   (opposingviews.com) divider line 24
    More: Florida, Oscar Grant, Charles Broaderick, marion county, throat  
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15261 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Dec 2013 at 9:32 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-11 10:43:19 PM  
4 votes:
Suckmaster Burstingfoam:

You never read about the many cops who don't stomp people's heads in.

You never read about the cops who don't shoot half a dozen bystanders.

You never read about the cops who don't kill family pets.

You never hear about the cops who don't take you to a hospital to get a camera stuffed up your colon.

You never hear about the cops who don't plot to murder and eat some chick.


Yeah, I agree. Someone should definitely do a story on that guy.
2013-12-11 09:39:46 PM  
3 votes:

kling_klang_bed: Sorry, got too distracted by the pic below the article to worry about police brutality:

[www.opposingviews.com image 500x335]


assets.nydailynews.com
2013-12-11 07:54:47 PM  
3 votes:

ZAZ: As a condition of early release, drunks, street criminals, and other lowlifes could have bombs implanted in their skulls. If they complete probation, the bomb comes out. If they get into trouble and their head impacts a wall too hard, they and the wall-slammer both vaporize. This solves two problems.

/not a lawyer


You sound more like a shadowrunner.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-11 07:49:29 PM  
3 votes:
As a condition of early release, drunks, street criminals, and other lowlifes could have bombs implanted in their skulls. If they complete probation, the bomb comes out. If they get into trouble and their head impacts a wall too hard, they and the wall-slammer both vaporize. This solves two problems.

/not a lawyer
2013-12-11 11:28:45 PM  
2 votes:
Sigh. Once more, from the top. Pay attention, Florida.

Dance like no one's watching...
Beat a dude half to death like everyone is.
2013-12-11 10:35:18 PM  
2 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: TV's Vinnie: Is it me or have cops from coast to coast become even more dangerous to the nation than terrorists?

You only ever read about the few bad apples, never the good cops who put their lives on the line every day to keep you and your family safe.

You never read about the many cops who don't stomp people's heads in.

You never read about the cops who don't shoot half a dozen bystanders.

You never read about the cops who don't kill family pets.

You never hear about the cops who don't take you to a hospital to get a camera stuffed up your colon.

You never hear about the cops who don't plot to murder and eat some chick.

It's only the few, rare bad apples that you hear about


Sure we do...

i.imgur.com
2013-12-11 10:22:19 PM  
2 votes:

kling_klang_bed: Sorry, got too distracted by the pic below the article to worry about police brutality:

[www.opposingviews.com image 500x335]


You sick fark. She's five.
2013-12-11 09:49:21 PM  
2 votes:
Obama-loving throat-clearer.
2013-12-11 09:01:10 PM  
2 votes:
2013-12-11 08:03:54 PM  
2 votes:
The video looked like it went like this

Drunk person is drunk, saying "this man is a gentleman", in a way a drunk person might think is being friendly
coont of an officer apparently misunderstands and argues "he's just doing his job"
Drunk person is drunk and tries repeating it in hope it makes sense
coont of an officer is a coont, and so is his officer friends.

I honestly can't tell what happens next, he doesn't clear his throat, he makes like he might be blowing something out of his mouth, but it's definitely not spitting, but it's enough that I would expect a coont of a police officer to overreact.

coont of a police officer overreacts
His coont friends join in to overreact

Some elderly woman comes along to check out his head injury, while they all lie about how he spat.

They're all coonts, except the drunk guy, and the elderly woman.

I wouldn't say that to their face, of course, because I've already served my time in hospital after coming off the wrong end of a police officer's coontishness. I have no inclination to do it again, and I know all police officers aren't coonts, but those 3 in the video are clearly a bag of coonts each.

/drunk
2013-12-12 07:55:28 AM  
1 votes:
vigilantcitizen.com
2013-12-12 02:55:39 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Even if he'd been kicked in the nuts 50 times, he'd not remember why it happened.

But he'd have a lovely singing voice.


After that many times, only dogs could hear it.
2013-12-12 01:31:58 AM  
1 votes:
Cops have a dangerous, high stress job. They have to assume that everyone they meet is a potential spitter. In order to protect themselves from spit, they have to forcefully take control of a situation. If you don't want to get head-slammed, you have to stop doing things to make cops think you're a threat, including salivation, coughing, and having allergies.
2013-12-12 12:00:45 AM  
1 votes:
i1207.photobucket.com
yall are farking slippin'

/would've settled for a pic of Ad Rock.
2013-12-11 11:39:48 PM  
1 votes:

sendtodave: Fallout Boy: SuperNinjaToad: man! between stomping on that family's pet parakeet and now a video if this.. all in just 2 short days!
WTF has happened to the police in this country.

This is the equivalent of a Fox News viewer saying wtf has happened to the poor people in the country because all they hear on Fox news is how they are welfare leeches who sit at home collecting checks playing xbox all day. Fox  News have a biased narrative and will only show you what they want their audience to see, just like how Fark have a biased narrative by greenlighting certain links in order to draw traffic. There is a reason why you will never see a story of a cop acting in heroism on this site, just like you will never hear a story of a welfare single mom working 2 jobs for minimum wage while her son sits unsupervised at home on Fox news.

Ok, great, most cops aren't total assholes!

Now, about the ones that are.... Why do all the "good" cops cover for them?

And why, when caught, do the assholes never get harshly penalized?


Are you trying to break your own "assholes" record from last night?  ;>p
2013-12-11 10:43:04 PM  
1 votes:
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
2013-12-11 10:24:38 PM  
1 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: It's only the few, rare bad apples that you hear about


Not sure if trolling
2013-12-11 10:15:12 PM  
1 votes:

kling_klang_bed: Sorry, got too distracted by the pic below the article to worry about police brutality:

[www.opposingviews.com image 500x335]


Someone really needs to lift up that girl's skirt. You can't see a goddamn thing.
2013-12-11 10:12:27 PM  
1 votes:
Reason 8,055,924 why I can watch dashcams video of cops becoming DRT and laugh and laugh and laugh.
2013-12-11 09:58:37 PM  
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: Is it me or have cops from coast to coast become even more dangerous to the nation than terrorists?


You only ever read about the few bad apples, never the good cops who put their lives on the line every day to keep you and your family safe.

You never read about the many cops who don't stomp people's heads in.

You never read about the cops who don't shoot half a dozen bystanders.

You never read about the cops who don't kill family pets.

You never hear about the cops who don't take you to a hospital to get a camera stuffed up your colon.

You never hear about the cops who don't plot to murder and eat some chick.

It's only the few, rare bad apples that you hear about
2013-12-11 09:43:05 PM  
1 votes:

DrPainMD: You know how even consensual sex between a prisoner and a guard is legally considered rape on the part of the guard? Well, every cop who commits unnecessary violence should be considered guilty of first degree murder and a mandatory death sentence applied.


Even if the victim doesn't die? Wow, you ARE into pain.
2013-12-11 09:40:52 PM  
1 votes:

kling_klang_bed: Sorry, got too distracted by the pic below the article to worry about police brutality:

[www.opposingviews.com image 500x335]


Why don't you have a seat ove... OH, you mean the one on the left...
2013-12-11 09:37:53 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry, got too distracted by the pic below the article to worry about police brutality:

www.opposingviews.com
2013-12-11 07:59:57 PM  
1 votes:

Triumph: Oh man, that teaser pic at the bottom leads to a seriously messed up gallery.


Though you gotta admit, the kneeling Mom was pretty tasty.
 
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