res_nihil: The worst work xmas party I ever went to was a real doozy - A group of terrorists lead by some classically educated guy took over the building and killed our boss intending to rob the place and blow up the building. Luckily some lady's husband was a cop and ended up getting us out safely.
Bslim: Workplace party = extra work, and since they don't pay me to do it I rather go get blasted with folks I actually enjoy being around.
W.C.fields forever: Stick your dick in the mashed potatos.
Bslim: Bslim: Workplace party = extra work, and since they don't pay me to do it I rather go get blasted with folks I actually enjoy being around.FTFM
abhorrent1: God I farking hate work Christmas parties
SecretAgentWoman: I can't watch a video at work.Great, and the party's at 5 o'clock tonight...
iheartscotch: That was Die Hard; possibly White House Down.
memebot_of_doom: iheartscotch: That was Die Hard; possibly White House Down.You're supposed to make a sly reference to the movie in question, like pounddawg did.
biglew99: We had ours last Friday night at Papadeux's... I have to say it was a BIT unsatisfying... it was more like a Happy Hour... shrimp, oysters some chicken fingers and french fries...I don't eat seafood, so I had some excellent cheese, some excellent prime rib and a 3 excellent Makers' Mark's... took my ex-wife, and we had a pretty good time... the door prizes were seriously weak. Having been there so long, I have determined that you can really tell how the company is doing based on how the "Holiday Party" looks. Meh.
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