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(Daily Mail)   "I asked you for warm fries McDonald's Drive-thru. Don't make me axe you twice"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2013-12-11 03:51:52 PM
If you don't know you better axe somebody...
 
2013-12-11 04:48:33 PM
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-11 05:00:28 PM
Obligatory.

i500.listal.com
 
2013-12-11 05:10:08 PM
I went to McDonald's today and had a five piece chicken mcnuggets with my big mac meal, but there were only four in it. as soon as i opened it, i immediately stood up, and ran back to the counter and demanded to see the manager. he said i could have eaten one, and there was nothing he could do, so i screamed and punched him right in the throat. he was a pretty little guy and just started crying, and fell on the floor. the other girls looked very frightened and i repeated my demand that my five piece mcnugget be filled with five delicious pieces of synthetic chicken whatever it is. moments later, they gave me a whole new five piece mcnugget pack, and even a new sauce. the new sauce is a spicy cheese thing, and is quite good. feeling a bit triumphant, i kicked the still prostrate manager a few more times to underline my seriousness . so, in the end i ended up with a few free chicken mcnuggets and next time i'm sure the staff there will take me very seriously. don't let these kind of peon surfs try to put one over on you, you are the consumer, and have the power.
 
2013-12-11 05:26:36 PM
Make up your mind, was it fries or was it chips.
 
2013-12-11 05:27:35 PM
That's taking Ebonics to an extreme, isn't it?
 
2013-12-11 05:28:22 PM
What's with all the McDonalds rage lately? You don't seem to see people flipping out over a Dorito's tacos loco.
 
2013-12-11 05:28:31 PM
I recall once having that urge when I stopped at a BK, asked for 'a half-dozen nuggets' and was told (repeatedly, because I wanted to be sure that the person REALLY was that stupid) "I'm sorry, sir, I can only sell nuggets in 6, 9, or 12 counts...

"So, you'll sell me 6, but not a half-dozen?"
"That's right, sir, I'm sorry..."
 
2013-12-11 05:29:30 PM

Active introvert: What's with all the McDonalds rage lately? You don't seem to see people flipping out over a Dorito's tacos loco.


Head over to the restroom.
 
2013-12-11 05:33:44 PM

A Cave Geek: I recall once having that urge when I stopped at a BK, asked for 'a half-dozen nuggets' and was told (repeatedly, because I wanted to be sure that the person REALLY was that stupid) "I'm sorry, sir, I can only sell nuggets in 6, 9, or 12 counts...

"So, you'll sell me 6, but not a half-dozen?"
"That's right, sir, I'm sorry..."


Heard the same story about a Subway and a 12" vs. foot-long sub.
 
2013-12-11 05:34:04 PM

Active introvert: What's with all the McDonalds rage lately? You don't seem to see people flipping out over a Dorito's tacos loco.


They're all stuck in the bathroom.
 
2013-12-11 05:34:35 PM

Gentoolive: Make up your mind, was it fries or was it chips.


It was in France, so it was French fries. I believe it is the national dish, so it's important they they're warm or the French people go nuts because you are insulting their culture.


/or something
 
2013-12-11 05:35:37 PM
Headline contained no double negatives.. You could have stereotyped much better
 
2013-12-11 05:35:38 PM
Cold fries suck.

/I don't own an axe
 
2013-12-11 05:35:59 PM
TFA:  "A McDonald's customer was so upset after being served fries that he felt were too cold that he went on a late-night axe rampage at a branch of the fast food restaurant."

TFA:  "It appears that the attacker had an extreme reaction to the sense of disappointment commonly felt when McDonald's customers compare their actual purchases to the appealingly succulent examples pictured on the menu."


pool.theinfosphere.org
PICTURES DO NOT SHOW TEMPERATURES!
 
2013-12-11 05:36:30 PM
"It appears that the attacker had an extreme reaction to the sense of disappointment commonly felt when McDonald's customers compare their actual purchases to the appealingly succulent examples pictured on the menu."

cdn.onelargeprawn.co.za
 
2013-12-11 05:36:32 PM
"Say hello to my JULIENNE!"
 
2013-12-11 05:40:03 PM
The next customer got his fries with glass chips.
 
2013-12-11 05:40:30 PM
Subby, you could have thrown in a Freedom Fries joke.  Or Ronald surrenders.  You just left those sitting on the counter, alone and unloved. Shame on you.
 
2013-12-11 05:42:15 PM

A Cave Geek: I recall once having that urge when I stopped at a BK, asked for 'a half-dozen nuggets' and was told (repeatedly, because I wanted to be sure that the person REALLY was that stupid) "I'm sorry, sir, I can only sell nuggets in 6, 9, or 12 counts...

"So, you'll sell me 6, but not a half-dozen?"
"That's right, sir, I'm sorry..."


I actually had kind of the opposite happen to me...in terms of who the derp was.  I was in a Taco Bell drive through, and placed my order, and without thinking about it completed the order by saying "to go please".  The girl on the other end paused for a second then replied "um sir, your in the drive through, everything is 'to go' here".  I wanted to reply "JUST GIVE ME DAMN TACOS!!!" instead we both had a laugh, I ate tacos, and am fat now.

/it would appear the glove is on the other foot
//CSB
 
2013-12-11 05:43:03 PM

FrancoFile: Subby, you could have thrown in a Freedom Fries joke.  Or Ronald surrenders.  You just left those sitting on the counter, alone and unloved. Shame on you.


Too main stream. I was making fries jokes before it was cool.
 
2013-12-11 05:45:07 PM

sandbar67: Gentoolive: Make up your mind, was it fries or was it chips.

It was in France, so it was French fries. I believe it is the national dish, so it's important they they're warm or the French people go nuts because you are insulting their culture.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-11 05:48:02 PM

Gentoolive: Make up your mind, was it fries or was it chips.


"Pommes frites"
 
2013-12-11 05:53:53 PM

fusillade762: Gentoolive: Make up your mind, was it fries or was it chips.

"Pommes frites"


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-11 05:54:04 PM

fusillade762: Gentoolive: Make up your mind, was it fries or was it chips.

"Pommes frites"


They fry 'em twice!
 
2013-12-11 05:57:06 PM

Active introvert: What's with all the McDonalds rage lately? You don't seem to see people flipping out over a Dorito's tacos loco.


Different customer base, the stoners chowing down on the tacos locos don't have the energy to fight.
 
2013-12-11 05:58:45 PM

Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Cold fries suck.
/I don't own an axe


yes, they do. They're barely edible even when piping hot. The dog won't even eat the cold ones.
 
2013-12-11 05:59:55 PM

timujin: Active introvert: What's with all the McDonalds rage lately? You don't seem to see people flipping out over a Dorito's tacos loco.

Different customer base, the stoners chowing down on the tacos locos don't have the energy to fight.


www.gunaxin.com

And if they frequent Jack in the Box, at 9:37 they turn into werewolves.
 
2013-12-11 06:02:30 PM
Careful with that axe, Eugene.
 
2013-12-11 06:12:50 PM
Ambitwistor:

Heard the same story about a Subway and a 12" vs. foot-long sub.

That's slightly different because the subs are only a symbolic pseudo-foot long and surely they wouldn't want their customers to confuse that with any specific length in inches.
 
2013-12-11 06:14:38 PM

Danger Avoid Death: timujin: Active introvert: What's with all the McDonalds rage lately? You don't seem to see people flipping out over a Dorito's tacos loco.

Different customer base, the stoners chowing down on the tacos locos don't have the energy to fight.

[www.gunaxin.com image 640x250]

And if they frequent Jack in the Box, at 9:37 they turn into werewolves.


When did Jack join the muppets?
 
2013-12-11 06:19:01 PM

A Cave Geek: I recall once having that urge when I stopped at a BK, asked for 'a half-dozen nuggets' and was told (repeatedly, because I wanted to be sure that the person REALLY was that stupid) "I'm sorry, sir, I can only sell nuggets in 6, 9, or 12 counts...

"So, you'll sell me 6, but not a half-dozen?"
"That's right, sir, I'm sorry..."


You really want some fun?  Wait until a cashier enters amount tendered (say you give them a $10 bill for a $5.08 meal).  After they enter the $10, say "oh, wait.  I have 3 pennies.".  Always great for a laugh when you watch them try to do basic math.  Yes, I watch Springer to feel superior too.
 
2013-12-11 06:19:11 PM
I wonder if his Royale with Cheese was any good.
 
2013-12-11 06:19:37 PM
My wife always complains that the fries are cold on the rare occasions that she orders some.

/ but has never threatened anyone with an axe, so she does have that going for her

// of course, maybe if she'd go to McDs her damn self instead of always sending me to get them for her and driving them home, she might get them while they're still warm
 
2013-12-11 06:22:22 PM
Fries should not be warm or cold, they should be hot. Almost hot enough to burn the skin off the roof of your mouth. With fine, almost powder like salt. And none of that ketchup crap.

/Stop eating what I don't eat!
 
2013-12-11 06:25:30 PM
I dunno why Mcdonalds is always in the news, around here some woman was given 1 less piece of chicken from her KFC bucket, her ghetto family started busting up the place, throwing chairs out the window and such. After the cops show up unexpected (someone dialed 911 from the parking lot) the manager recounted the chicken - all 8 pieces.

One of the kids arrested was 17, had two felonies already to his record. Somehow i wish this ended up on fark, smash the place up because she miscounted 8 pieces of chicken, 3 of her family members and her going to jail over it.
 
2013-12-11 06:28:11 PM

some_beer_drinker: I went to McDonald's today and had a five piece chicken mcnuggets with my big mac meal, but there were only four in it. as soon as i opened it, i immediately stood up, and ran back to the counter and demanded to see the manager. he said i could have eaten one, and there was nothing he could do, so i screamed and punched him right in the throat. he was a pretty little guy and just started crying, and fell on the floor. the other girls looked very frightened and i repeated my demand that my five piece mcnugget be filled with five delicious pieces of synthetic chicken whatever it is. moments later, they gave me a whole new five piece mcnugget pack, and even a new sauce. the new sauce is a spicy cheese thing, and is quite good. feeling a bit triumphant, i kicked the still prostrate manager a few more times to underline my seriousness . so, in the end i ended up with a few free chicken mcnuggets and next time i'm sure the staff there will take me very seriously. don't let these kind of peon surfs try to put one over on you, you are the consumer, and have the power.


I want to do a shot of whiskey and fistfight with you.
 
2013-12-11 06:29:24 PM
To be fair, cold McDonalds fries are pretty damn disgusting.
 
2013-12-11 06:33:28 PM

cryinoutloud: Over_Zealously_Apathetic: Cold fries suck.
/I don't own an axe

yes, they do. They're barely edible even when piping hot. The dog won't even eat the cold ones.


I save the cold fries for the morning. Chop them up, throw them in a skillet with some pepper, onion and/or garlic and a little oil, margarine or butter.
 
2013-12-11 06:33:29 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: You really want some fun?  Wait until a cashier enters amount tendered (say you give them a $10 bill for a $5.08 meal).  After they enter the $10, say "oh, wait.  I have 3 pennies.".  Always great for a laugh when you watch them try to do basic math.  Yes, I watch Springer to feel superior too.


I can't do math like that in my head. I'd heat your pennies up on the grill, then put them on your hamburger.
 
2013-12-11 06:39:05 PM

jjorsett: Danger Avoid Death: timujin: Active introvert: What's with all the McDonalds rage lately? You don't seem to see people flipping out over a Dorito's tacos loco.

Different customer base, the stoners chowing down on the tacos locos don't have the energy to fight.

[www.gunaxin.com image 640x250]

And if they frequent Jack in the Box, at 9:37 they turn into werewolves.

When did Jack join the muppets?


Latest ad campaign. The reason I've stopped going, for now.
/and "falling down" pic took too long to show, expected it to be... well, you know...
 
2013-12-11 06:39:06 PM

Too Pretty For Prison: A Cave Geek: I recall once having that urge when I stopped at a BK, asked for 'a half-dozen nuggets' and was told (repeatedly, because I wanted to be sure that the person REALLY was that stupid) "I'm sorry, sir, I can only sell nuggets in 6, 9, or 12 counts...

"So, you'll sell me 6, but not a half-dozen?"
"That's right, sir, I'm sorry..."

You really want some fun?  Wait until a cashier enters amount tendered (say you give them a $10 bill for a $5.08 meal).  After they enter the $10, say "oh, wait.  I have 3 pennies.".  Always great for a laugh when you watch them try to do basic math.  Yes, I watch Springer to feel superior too.


Wow, I bet you showed them! It's so nice that you go out of your way to help people with their job.
 
2013-12-11 06:45:08 PM
cryinoutloud: Too Pretty For Prison: You really want some fun?  Wait until a cashier enters amount tendered (say you give them a $10 bill for a $5.08 meal).  After they enter the $10, say "oh, wait.  I have 3 pennies.".  Always great for a laugh when you watch them try to do basic math.  Yes, I watch Springer to feel superior too.

I can't do math like that in my head. I'd heat your pennies up on the grill, then put them on your hamburger.


Yeah, what could possibly go wrong when you start farking with people that 1) prepare your food  2) dont like you because you showed up and now they have to work  3) dont give a flying fark if they keep their shiatty minimum wage job or not.
 
2013-12-11 06:46:46 PM
If only France would outlaw hatchets, there would be less crime.
 
2013-12-11 06:46:46 PM

Bathysphere: Too Pretty For Prison: A Cave Geek: I recall once having that urge when I stopped at a BK, asked for 'a half-dozen nuggets' and was told (repeatedly, because I wanted to be sure that the person REALLY was that stupid) "I'm sorry, sir, I can only sell nuggets in 6, 9, or 12 counts...

"So, you'll sell me 6, but not a half-dozen?"
"That's right, sir, I'm sorry..."

You really want some fun?  Wait until a cashier enters amount tendered (say you give them a $10 bill for a $5.08 meal).  After they enter the $10, say "oh, wait.  I have 3 pennies.".  Always great for a laugh when you watch them try to do basic math.  Yes, I watch Springer to feel superior too.

Wow, I bet you showed them! It's so nice that you go out of your way to help people with their job.


Yeah. I hope he enjoys his ...

farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-12-11 06:47:28 PM

thisisarepeat: cryinoutloud: Too Pretty For Prison: You really want some fun?  Wait until a cashier enters amount tendered (say you give them a $10 bill for a $5.08 meal).  After they enter the $10, say "oh, wait.  I have 3 pennies.".  Always great for a laugh when you watch them try to do basic math.  Yes, I watch Springer to feel superior too.

I can't do math like that in my head. I'd heat your pennies up on the grill, then put them on your hamburger.

Yeah, what could possibly go wrong when you start farking with people that 1) prepare your food  2) dont like you because you showed up and now they have to work  3) dont give a flying fark if they keep their shiatty minimum wage job or not.


Oh, I left out 4) immune to civil suits due to, well , working at a fast food joint for a living.
 
2013-12-11 06:50:22 PM
Wait a minute, my comment only applies to stateside minimum wage,  I think in France minimum wage is 500,000 euros per year.
 
2013-12-11 06:51:55 PM

fusillade762: Gentoolive: Make up your mind, was it fries or was it chips.

"Pommes frites"


So maybe he was upset because he got fried apples instead of pomme de terre frites.
 
2013-12-11 06:58:41 PM
My fave hot dog shack has a 12" ruler imprinted on their footlong wrapper. It measures 10" long. The dogs are so damn good I don't dare point this out to the owner for fear of soup nazi style bannination.
 
2013-12-11 07:03:07 PM

A Cave Geek: I recall once having that urge when I stopped at a BK, asked for 'a half-dozen nuggets' and was told (repeatedly, because I wanted to be sure that the person REALLY was that stupid) "I'm sorry, sir, I can only sell nuggets in 6, 9, or 12 counts...

"So, you'll sell me 6, but not a half-dozen?"
"That's right, sir, I'm sorry..."


I once had a waitress tell me, after I had ordered a Sam Adams, "I'm sorry, we don't have Sam Adams, but we do have a Samuel Adams."

When I responded with "that sounds interesting, I guess I'll give it a try" she did not at all seem to understand that I had just very politely called her a complete moron.
 
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