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(Gawker)   Kanye West does his Kanye best at the Kanye fest before a Kanye guest disturbs the Kanye nest with the way Kanye dressed and you end up with Kanye stressed and pressed to kick out that Kanye pest   (gawker.com) divider line 137
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2013-12-11 02:20:10 PM
assets0.ordienetworks.com
Nice headline
 
2013-12-11 02:27:45 PM
I should've guessed.
 
2013-12-11 02:34:32 PM
I'm impressed.
 
2013-12-11 02:36:26 PM
Subby's a lyrical wordsmith. He's a genius.
 
2013-12-11 02:49:26 PM
This dude has a serious inferiority complex.
 
2013-12-11 02:51:09 PM
When you say "Kanye" that many times, it starts to just sound Weird.

Con-yay Con-yay Con-yay con-yay

Yeah that's weird.
 
2013-12-11 02:51:42 PM
Thats was goddamn beautiful, Subby a.k.a Sub Shady
 
2013-12-11 02:51:55 PM
A+!!!! Would laugh again!!!!1
 
2013-12-11 02:52:23 PM
+1 for the headline.
 
2013-12-11 02:52:35 PM
Meh. He's an asshole who doesn't bite his tongue. Why is that news?
 
2013-12-11 02:52:47 PM
Headline was better than the article.
 
2013-12-11 02:53:12 PM
You know the rest.
 
2013-12-11 02:53:55 PM
back when Conway Twitty died
i did a wee dance
i'll dance again when West dies

if you cannot write a song
or sing, play, or hum,
you can be a "rap artist"
 
2013-12-11 02:53:57 PM
I'm conflicted.  One one hand it's Kanye, on the other it's a heckler disturbing his show.
/also nice work smitty.
 
2013-12-11 02:54:26 PM

wxboy: You know the rest.


surely you jest
 
2013-12-11 02:54:36 PM
So wearing a mask and talking through a voice changer you can get at Walmart is now considered art?

Because my uncle had a hole in his throat and spoke with an electric voice thing he put to it. So if I can get him to wear a mask.....
 
2013-12-11 02:54:59 PM

Mudd's woman: wxboy: You know the rest.

surely you jest


Upon request.
 
2013-12-11 02:57:29 PM

bangmaid: When you say "Kanye" that many times, it starts to just sound Weird.

Con-yay Con-yay Con-yay con-yay

Yeah that's weird.


In't it more aah?  Like the wrath of Kahn.  Yay. ?

/not too drive to drunk home
 
2013-12-11 02:57:33 PM
"Do I look like a motherfarking comedian?"

*chirp*
 
2013-12-11 02:58:18 PM

farkingismybusiness: Mudd's woman: wxboy: You know the rest.

surely you jest

Upon request.


an HIV test?
 
2013-12-11 02:58:29 PM
Now show me a photo of candy Kayne breasts.
 
2013-12-11 02:58:56 PM

farkingismybusiness: Mudd's woman: wxboy: You know the rest.

surely you jest

Upon request.


At MY behest?
 
2013-12-11 02:59:29 PM

hugram: farkingismybusiness: Mudd's woman: wxboy: You know the rest.

surely you jest

Upon request.

an HIV test?


With great zest.
 
2013-12-11 03:00:03 PM

Zombie DJ: So wearing a mask and talking through a voice changer you can get at Walmart is now considered art?

Because my uncle had a hole in his throat and spoke with an electric voice thing he put to it. So if I can get him to wear a mask.....


He accustoms his fans to not hearing his voice or seeing his face in concert so he can have a stand in on stage.
 
2013-12-11 03:01:12 PM
Not that I object to somebody disliking Kanye West enough to heckle him at a show, but why would you pay to get in?
 
2013-12-11 03:03:01 PM

urger: Nice headline


Except it was stolen from a reddit thread a few days ago, bad subby, dirty stinking thief.
 
2013-12-11 03:04:55 PM

Mudd's woman: farkingismybusiness: Mudd's woman: wxboy: You know the rest.

surely you jest

Upon request.

At MY behest?


In Budapest!
 
2013-12-11 03:06:01 PM

Back in the days
langfieldentertainment.com
using masks and costumes to gain press coverage
actually meant something

 
2013-12-11 03:06:03 PM
"Do I look like a motherfarking comedian?"

No. But you ARE a farking joke...

wxboy: hugram: farkingismybusiness: Mudd's woman: wxboy: You know the rest.

surely you jest

Upon request.

an HIV test?

With great zest.


Give it a rest.
 
2013-12-11 03:06:46 PM
There was so much reverb and autotune you can't understand a single word he is saying.
This guy isn't an artist.
This is the first thing a three year old masters when playing with a synthesizer.
 
2013-12-11 03:06:48 PM
Huh....
I thought his name was Kenny.
 
2013-12-11 03:07:46 PM
I'm exhausted from reading that headline. But it was well done.
 
2013-12-11 03:09:00 PM
Cut a wucking funt.
 
2013-12-11 03:10:31 PM
Does anyone want a peanut?
 
2013-12-11 03:12:42 PM
I think he doesn't quite grasp the concept of art, as any real artist absolutely does emphasize the relationship to the audience grasping it.   

Without appreciation, there is no art....   Maybe not EVERYONE will get it, but if you don't CARE if ANYONE will get it, then you are not an artist.
 
2013-12-11 03:13:40 PM

steamingpile: urger: Nice headline

Except it was stolen from a reddit thread a few days ago, bad subby, dirty stinking thief.


I hereby rescind my applause.
 
2013-12-11 03:14:49 PM
LOL. A rap hater thread? Its just like 1986 again.
 
2013-12-11 03:16:04 PM

Mose: bangmaid: When you say "Kanye" that many times, it starts to just sound Weird.

Con-yay Con-yay Con-yay con-yay

Yeah that's weird.

In't it more aah?  Like the wrath of Kahn.  Yay. ?

/not too drive to drunk home


BROTHER MAYNARD: That's all. 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'.
ARTHUR: 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'.
BEDEVERE: Do you think he meant the Camargue?
GALAHAD: Where's that?
BEDEVERE: France, I think.
LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.
[A muffled roar is heard.]
ROBIN: Hey!
BEDEVERE: No, that's in Herefordshire.
ROBIN: (more urgently) No ... HEY!!!
LAUNCELOT: 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh ...'
ROBIN: No! 'Hey'! is surprise and alarm!

BEDEVERE: Oooooh!
LAUNCELOT: No 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh ...' at the back of the throat.
BEDEVERE: No! 'Oooooh!' in surprise and alarm!

BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!
 
2013-12-11 03:17:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S78tT_YxF_c

Skip to ~16:45 for full meltdown.  About clothes or some shiat.

/seriously, do it.
 
2013-12-11 03:20:26 PM

ts1.mm.bing.net

RIP Dr.Seuss
 
2013-12-11 03:21:07 PM
Dear Santa,

Please tell God to kill Kanye West.


Thank you
 
2013-12-11 03:21:37 PM

bangmaid: When you say "Kanye" that many times, it starts to just sound Weird.

Con-yay Con-yay Con-yay con-yay

Yeah that's weird.


Hunh.

All this time I thought it was pronounced "Cain" as in Abel's brother.  I don't think I'd ever actually heard it spoken aloud before.

So I guess the "Yeezy" and "Ye" mentioned in the article are nicknames derived from "Kanye" in that case?
 
2013-12-11 03:22:21 PM
There is only room for one clown in that circus
 
2013-12-11 03:24:53 PM
HOTY candidate right here, folks.
 
2013-12-11 03:29:52 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. A rap hater thread? Its just like 1986 again.


Oh gee, sorry. Didn't mean to trivialize the genius poetry that is

I wanna fark you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink

Not since Maya Angelou, Robert Frost or 2 Live Crew has such prose been constructed.
 
2013-12-11 03:31:44 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: HOTY candidate right here, folks.


except for the fact, pointed out above, that it was Rand Paul'ed.
 
2013-12-11 03:31:44 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: "Do I look like a motherfarking comedian?"

No. But you ARE a farking joke...

wxboy: hugram: farkingismybusiness: Mudd's woman: wxboy: You know the rest.

surely you jest

Upon request.

an HIV test?

With great zest.

Give it a rest.


Am I in before incest?
 
2013-12-11 03:38:58 PM
www.sonicagenda.com
Wow! A rapper with a mask on?! Nobody's EVER done that!


DOOM > Kanye
 
2013-12-11 03:39:42 PM
You're drunk, go home -est.
 
2013-12-11 03:39:56 PM
David: What kind of clothes do you suppose?
Security Officer: What kind of clothes do I suppose would be worn by a man with a mole on his nose? Who knows?
David: Did I happen to mention, did I bother to disclose, that this man that we're seeking with the mole on his nose? I'm not sure of his clothes or anything else, except he's Chinese, a big clue by itself.
Maddie: How do you do that?
David: Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss.
Security Officer: I'm sorry to say, I'm sad to report, I haven't seen anyone at all of that sort. Not a man who's Chinese with a mole on his nose with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. So get away from this door and get out of this place, or I'll have to hurt you - put my foot in your face.
Maddie and David: Time to go.
 
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