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(Slashdot)   Good idea: BIE. Bad idea: Posting someone's BIE on a revenge porn site. Really bad idea: Extorting someone to remove their BIE   (yro.slashdot.org) divider line 257
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2013-12-11 03:08:45 PM
You want to post my billings in excess?
 
2013-12-11 03:11:51 PM

hervatski: You want to post my billings in excess?



Rule 34
 
2013-12-11 03:13:08 PM
What does the Bureau for Indian Education have to do with anything?
 
2013-12-11 03:13:30 PM
just to reiterate, good idea BIE.
 
2013-12-11 03:15:15 PM
I am a fan of BIE.

And WIE, too, I suppose.

EIP.

/new here
//doing it right?
 
2013-12-11 03:15:30 PM
Guess he got the UFIA.
 
2013-12-11 03:16:11 PM
Way to ruin BIE for everyone, dude. BIE is a special gift and should not be taken lightly

/BIE please
 
2013-12-11 03:16:15 PM
s17.postimg.org
 
2013-12-11 03:16:20 PM

MeatGazer: I am a fan of BIE.

And WIE, too, I suppose.

EIP.

/new here
//doing it right?


I think your name plus that comment just got you a month of TF.
 
2013-12-11 03:16:42 PM
So is this or is this not the thread to ask for BIE?
 
2013-12-11 03:17:07 PM
EIP...

/can't hurt to try...
 
2013-12-11 03:17:59 PM
Old person here: Huh?
 
2013-12-11 03:19:13 PM
Wow, what an evil get rich quick scheme.
 
2013-12-11 03:19:55 PM
This isn't a BIE request, nope not at all.

/EIP
 
2013-12-11 03:20:00 PM
There are sites out there that do the same thing with mugshots. "Drew Curtis was arrested on January 17th. 2007 for Public Indecency and Harassing Wildlife. Click HERE to see his mugshot." And when you click, it's really there. And then there's a link at the top that says "Is this you? Click HERE to get it removed." And then they want $1500 or something crazy. I wonder if CA could go after them using the same law?
 
2013-12-11 03:22:06 PM
PLEASE DO *NOT* SEND ME BIE.

/good old reverse psychology.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-11 03:22:53 PM
It's only a bad idea if it doesn't work.
 
2013-12-11 03:23:04 PM
I got my first greenlight recently...

So here's to hoping. LOL

/eip
 
M-G
2013-12-11 03:23:57 PM
EIP, etc.

/never broken the BIE rules
 
2013-12-11 03:24:08 PM
I'm a happy recipient of BIE. It's real. Just ask, be nice and respect the rules. It's a win/win.

/EIP
 
2013-12-11 03:24:38 PM
I once requested BIE...got a slew of pictures from a certain AW that has her own amazon wish list.

I was expected just some BIE...I got the whole pie.   it was pretty hot.   I didn't get her any gifts.   :-P

what the hell, might as well try again.   BIE please, EIP.
 
2013-12-11 03:25:56 PM
So it is then EIP I guess.
 
2013-12-11 03:26:00 PM
Nobody better be posting my BIE on any porn sites.

/I know someone's already emailed my WIE around though.... thanks for that.....
 
2013-12-11 03:26:07 PM

macsavageg4: So is this or is this not the thread to ask for BIE?


I've tried a few times and came to a conclusion it is a myth, at least here. Maybe those dirty TFers have better luck in their area.
 
2013-12-11 03:26:11 PM
James!:

I think your name plus that comment just got you a month of TF.

Spank you very much?!   I think?
 
2013-12-11 03:27:11 PM
Everyone loves BIE, especially when it's fresh from the source. No one likes blackmail BIE.

/EIP
 
2013-12-11 03:27:14 PM
All I want for Christmas is BIE.

/EIP
 
2013-12-11 03:27:16 PM
There's no way I would ever request BIE while on the job

/EIP
 
2013-12-11 03:28:01 PM
So, I've never really figured out this whole BIE thing.  I mean, I think I finally figured out how to put EIP, but I never got the hang of how to ask for BIE.  Do you just ask for BIE?
 
2013-12-11 03:28:16 PM
I feel the need to demonstrate the correct way to receive BIE, as some folks seem to be unaware of the correct procedure. I'll selflessly do this for the sake of education.

/EIP
 
2013-12-11 03:28:29 PM

undernova: I'm a happy recipient of BIE. It's real. Just ask, be nice and respect the rules. It's a win/win.

/EIP


Me too. Actually became friends with a couple of the generous farketees that sent them. Like cornbread, BIE is ALWAYS a good thing.

/EIP
 
2013-12-11 03:28:32 PM
This thread has potential... :D


/EIP
//yes, Virginia, there really is BIE
///lulz
 
2013-12-11 03:28:36 PM

MeatGazer: James!:

I think your name plus that comment just got you a month of TF.

Spank you very much?!   I think?


Feel free to check out TFD.  All they do is pass around pictures of their business.
 
2013-12-11 03:28:40 PM
Nice, that sets the bar nice and low.

Ladies, not only will I look at your BIE, I won't post it to revenge sites to extort more BIE or money out of you.

/you're welcome!
 
2013-12-11 03:29:42 PM

ChipNASA: PLEASE DO *NOT* SEND ME BIE.

/good old reverse psychology.


Somehow I don't think that will work, but I can't blame you for trying, that's for certain.

I just might have to look up some boobs tomorrow, assuming that I can get a data signal out where I'm at. I get the feeling that I'm going to be pissed about work for the next couple days.
 
2013-12-11 03:29:58 PM
OVer the years I have gotten quite a few BIE from ladies I have dated. I never thought of ever putting them out there except for one. And that is only because she was such an evil woman (have shared stories of her before) that she would have probably tried to extort money from me. She has been asking mutual friends about me after 8 years of not seeing each other. They tell her I am fine and leave it at that.
 
2013-12-11 03:30:13 PM
BIE = Boobies in E-mail
 
2013-12-11 03:30:24 PM

A Leaf in Fall: So, I've never really figured out this whole BIE thing.  I mean, I think I finally figured out how to put EIP, but I never got the hang of how to ask for BIE.  Do you just ask for BIE?


i dunno.  I got some BIE from Grable's Daughter once.  not even sure why.  it just happened, like a yeast infection or anal fissures.
 
2013-12-11 03:30:50 PM
I have never asked for BIE, despite the fact of EIP. Nope, not a once.

\really
\\not even this time
\\\maybe I'm mistaken
 
2013-12-11 03:31:11 PM

James!: MeatGazer: James!:

I think your name plus that comment just got you a month of TF.

Spank you very much?!   I think?

Feel free to check out TFD.  All they do is pass around pictures of their business.


and circle jerk
 
2013-12-11 03:31:41 PM
RedEmily, you in here?
 
2013-12-11 03:32:29 PM

devilEther: RedEmily, you in here?


redemily was fake, amirite?

//but whoever that girl in those photos was..... my goodness.
 
2013-12-11 03:33:16 PM
What the hell.    BIE please.

EIP.
 
2013-12-11 03:33:23 PM

frepnog: redemily


I want to believe!

/EIP
 
2013-12-11 03:33:35 PM

Fathym: James!: MeatGazer: James!:

I think your name plus that comment just got you a month of TF.

Spank you very much?!   I think?

Feel free to check out TFD.  All they do is pass around pictures of their business.

and circle jerk


Well you pass around the pictures, one thing leads to another... Everybody's pregnant.
 
2013-12-11 03:33:39 PM
Why the hell is this during work hours? ;_;

This isn't a thread bookmark. EIP. :)
 
2013-12-11 03:34:23 PM
I can't Believe people do thIs. PEople can bE so mean. I would never stooP so low
 
2013-12-11 03:36:48 PM

WhyKnot: I once requested BIE...got a slew of pictures from a certain AW that has her own amazon wish list.

I was expected just some BIE...I got the whole pie.   it was pretty hot.   I didn't get her any gifts.   :-P

what the hell, might as well try again.   BIE please, EIP.


That's just nasti. You got a gift from a generous farkette, and you biatch about it? Shame. It doesn't matter that there's more than you asked for, nor that she had a wish list (it is de rigueur on fark). It does matter that you're not appreciative, nor discreet. You, sir, don't deserve BIE

/posting it is the next step
/ingrate
 
2013-12-11 03:36:59 PM

James!: MeatGazer: James!:

I think your name plus that comment just got you a month of TF.

Spank you very much?!   I think?

Feel free to check out TFD.  All they do is pass around pictures of their business.


with a name like MeatGazer he better PREPARE FOR THE COCKOLANCHE!!
 
2013-12-11 03:37:07 PM
As Subby, I guess I'll be the first one to post something on topic. Here's the arrest warrant, if anyone's interested. The juicy extortion stuff starts on page 11.
 
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