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(CNBC)   Apple completes divestiture with Sam Sung   ( divider line
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2195 clicks; posted to Business » on 11 Dec 2013 at 2:19 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-11 03:04:24 PM  
Any word on the other employees Wynn Doze or Ann Droyd?
2013-12-11 04:49:27 PM  
Lynne Ucks ?
Anne Tennafade ?
Stu Pidhipsters ?

Meh, I got nothing.
2013-12-11 05:20:52 PM  
Wow that was painfully stupid.

It played like a scene from Abbott and Costello.
"Hi, I'd like to speak to Sam."
"Sam who?"
"Sam Sung."
"Oh. Sam Sung no longer works at Apple."
"Where did Sam Sung go?"
"He decided to move on. He may have wanted to do something else."

Sure, that had potential to devolve into something funny...but it didn't, not even close. Did this guy seriously get money for writing this; does he get payed when readers sigh heavily with disappointment?
2013-12-11 06:55:54 PM  
Angry he hasn't received a job offer from Apple yet.
2013-12-11 07:20:11 PM  
Ah December news articles.
2013-12-11 09:05:11 PM  
He's moved on to new experiences, on a quest to become a well-rounded individual.
2013-12-12 02:17:58 PM  
Or maybe he wanted a corner office.
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