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(Daily Mail)   Spice up your homemade gingerbread cookies with this handy, four-piece Kama Sutra cookie cutter set. Great fun for the whole family--of perverts   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
    More: Amusing, Karma Sutra, gingerbreads, sexual position, Sam Champion, AJ McCarron  
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2013-12-11 02:46:25 PM  
1. Kama Sutra, subby.
2. Penny Arcade is showcasing the actual naughtiest cookies of the season.
3. If you're making a gingerbread house and having trouble sticking the walls together, don't use icing, use boiling sugar. Sets like a rock, but watch your fingers. Just thought I'd share.
 
2013-12-11 03:13:22 PM  
Wait until they get a load of my Dirty Sanchez and Donkey Punch cookies.
 
2013-12-11 03:14:10 PM  
www.seriouseats.com


Oh, you meant intentionally naughty cookies?
 
2013-12-11 03:48:56 PM  
Merry Christmas, Mom!
 
2013-12-11 04:10:02 PM  
Next day shipping option from Amazon.
 
2013-12-11 04:10:06 PM  
Creamy frosting...

static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-11 04:11:19 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I don't even want to know what those are frosted with.
 
2013-12-11 04:11:36 PM  
Do people actually think that they're clever when they do stuff like this?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-12-11 04:12:02 PM  
Whar monkey steal turnip?
 
2013-12-11 04:16:17 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x601]

I don't even want to know what those are frosted with.


the pic also graces us with the onlooker's O-face.  that or being impressed with the camera hog's moves.
 
2013-12-11 04:16:39 PM  

baconbeard: Do people actually think that they're clever when they do stuff like this?


Most people are impulsive when they buy stuff.  I guess we're not, because i have no idea why that would be funny.
/also came in here with a frosting joke, thinking I was clever.
 
2013-12-11 04:18:37 PM  

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Creamy frosting...

[static4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]


img.fark.net

/it's magic potion, perverts.
 
2013-12-11 04:19:39 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x601]

I don't even want to know what those are frosted with.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-11 04:19:45 PM  
karma?   not Kama?  not Kharma?  Karma?   bad subby.

your karma hit my dogma.
 
2013-12-11 04:20:29 PM  

baconbeard: Do people actually think that they're clever when they do stuff like this?


Yep! It's kinda like that clever feeling one gets when they draws penises on everything in their textbooks.
 
2013-12-11 04:22:22 PM  
I have cookie cutters shaped like a fetus and a bottle of Maker's Mark.

Not quite sure what that means.
 
2013-12-11 04:22:49 PM  

Sofa King Smart: karma?   not Kama?  not Kharma?  Karma?   bad subby.

your karma hit my dogma.


I'd hit it like an angry snickerdoodle...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-12-11 04:23:02 PM  
gingerbread men have a better sex life than I do now.

R. Buddy Dwyer is starting to seem rational to me....
 
2013-12-11 04:24:26 PM  
mariesegal.files.wordpress.com

It goes with the yoga gingerbread men.
 
2013-12-11 04:26:08 PM  
funandmusic.biz
 
2013-12-11 04:26:20 PM  

hardinparamedic: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Creamy frosting...

[static4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]

[img.fark.net image 500x707]

/it's magic potion, perverts.


Yeah, that's my last boyfriend used to call it, too.
 
2013-12-11 04:28:23 PM  

Sofa King Smart: karma?   not Kama?  not Kharma?  Karma?   bad subby.

your karma hit my dogma.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Boy George trifecta now in play.
 
2013-12-11 04:29:03 PM  
So the father comes into the kitchen to see what all the ruckus is. He sees his daughter face deep in her mother's famous creamy pie.

"You started without me?"
he asks his wife, loosening his belt.

"Well, we just used a whole jar of Crisco oiling everything up. By the time we got everything else hot and ready, my pie was just begging to be eaten, so she started in like a good little piggy."

His daughter paused briefly for air, then dove back in. His wife giggled coquettishly. She reached for a bottle of wine. "Gotta get momma's throat ready."

"Ah, someone's at the back door," the father said. He went to check. It was the neighbor, Longrod Von Hugendong. "Come in," the father said. "My daughter is about to see if she can finish eating my wife's delicious pie while rubbing out two fresh sausages!"
 
2013-12-11 04:30:41 PM  

ciberido: hardinparamedic: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Creamy frosting...

[static4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]

[img.fark.net image 500x707]

/it's magic potion, perverts.

Yeah, that's my last boyfriend used to call it, too.


Veronica, you sucked a hobo's cock for beans.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-11 04:31:17 PM  

ciberido: hardinparamedic: Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Creamy frosting...

[static4.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x478]

[img.fark.net image 500x707]

/it's magic potion, perverts.

Yeah, that's what my last boyfriend used to call it, too.


FTFM
 
2013-12-11 04:34:16 PM  
THAT'S NOT ICING
 
2013-12-11 04:35:58 PM  
Only four options? More like the Carmel Sutra, as found at Disneyworld.
 
2013-12-11 04:36:20 PM  
By the way, has anyone else noticed that apparently these things are called "cookie cutters" in both American and British English?  I assumed that Brits would call them "biscuit cutters."

Hunh.  Wikipedia claims they ARE called "biscuit cutters."  Interesting that they used the American term for some reason.
 
2013-12-11 04:38:47 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: 1. Kama Sutra, subby.


The article itself makes the same error in places.  Sometimes it's written "Kama" and other times it's written "Karma."   I imagine that's because the person who wrote the text didn't also write the headline and photo descriptions.
 
2013-12-11 04:45:42 PM  
The icing was just not necessary...
 
2013-12-11 04:49:25 PM  
The Kama Sutra is to people what the Karma Sutra is to gingerbread people - everyone knows that

Regards,
Subby
 
2013-12-11 04:52:59 PM  

kling_klang_bed: baconbeard: Do people actually think that they're clever when they do stuff like this?

Yep! It's kinda like that clever feeling one gets when they draws penises on everything in their textbooks.


Dude, it's not that big of a deal, something like 8% of kids do it....
 
2013-12-11 04:54:03 PM  
media3.onsugar.com

You got chocolate in my peanut butter!
 
2013-12-11 04:57:50 PM  
Shouldn't have looked at that at work . I have the weirdest boner right now .
 
2013-12-11 05:01:25 PM  
When Li'l Zul Jr. was about 5, we were making gingerbread men.  Several of LZJ's were inadvertently, shall we say, Anatomically Correct.

Grandma Zul laffed and passed gas.

CSB
 
2013-12-11 05:03:05 PM  
Only about 20% of the Kama Sutra -- all confined to one section out of seven -- discusses sexual positions. The remainder offers guidance on a variety of topics, provides insights into relationships between men and women, and gives tips on a range of activities (including tattooing, the art of making beds, playing music on water-filled glasses).
 
2013-12-11 05:04:48 PM  
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-12-11 05:07:08 PM  
If you're at work, I'd hope its the only boner!
 
2013-12-11 05:08:02 PM  

Ex-Texan: Next day shipping option from Amazon.


For $60 extra...I would love to bring these to our annual Dirty Santa gift exchange
 
2013-12-11 05:13:08 PM  
I got (Paul Holly)wood.
 
2013-12-11 05:18:13 PM  
Karma Sutra

American exceptionalism.
 
2013-12-11 05:31:41 PM  
Karma Sutra

What goes around,  cums around
 
2013-12-11 05:31:53 PM  
Just to help with the pronunciation:
lokwi.com
 
2013-12-11 05:53:09 PM  
Spice up your homemade gingerbread cookies with this handy, 4 piece, Karma Sutra cookie cutter set. Great fun for the whole family - of perverts

Unavailable for comment:
i157.photobucket.com

/mainly because I'm too scared to ask
 
2013-12-11 06:11:15 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2013-12-11 06:11:48 PM  
(In best Sham Wow guy voice) You're gonna love my nuts.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-11 06:15:57 PM  
I've been having trouble deciding what to get my 11 year old niece for Christmas...
 
2013-12-11 06:28:51 PM  
blogassets.catchmyparty-cdn.com

The Abstinence Cookie?...
 
2013-12-11 06:52:55 PM  
Best thing about gingerbread cookies is they can be used for figging.
 
2013-12-11 07:40:03 PM  

Ghastly: Best thing about gingerbread cookies is they can be used for figging.


I'm quite certain that they can't.

Good Lord!
 
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