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2013-12-11 10:23:11 AM
2013-12-11 11:00:44 AM
"Oh dear, is your father really that well hung?"
2013-12-11 11:45:05 AM
"Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia."
2013-12-11 11:52:42 AM
"I call this abstract piece, 'White Stain on a Blue Dr-' er, uh, I mean, uh, 'Elmer's Glue on a Blue Napkin.'"
2013-12-11 12:10:40 PM
2013-12-11 02:14:55 PM
"Laura should really get that mole checked out."
2013-12-11 10:33:39 PM
Now THIS...THIS is how a *real* man looks!
2013-12-11 11:24:24 PM
"I can still see the number on this patch of Elvis' leg."
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-12 10:07:01 AM
"Oh, that's where the Iraq war plan went. We kind of had to improvise."
2013-12-12 11:49:01 AM
you paint this with your what?
2013-12-12 01:05:25 PM
"And right there is where I put some happy little mushroom clouds, heh heh heh."
2013-12-12 03:27:30 PM
"Yes Hillary, that is the back of Monica's head."
2013-12-12 04:12:28 PM
"Oooh, Windows 95, very nice George."
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2013-12-13 02:37:07 PM
2013-12-13 03:03:58 PM
When you said you'd like me to come up and see your etchings, I naturally assumed it was just a figure of speech.
2013-12-13 03:04:13 PM
GWB:  "And this is Jenna naked in the bathtub."

HRC:  "George, this picture is dated '6/20/2008'."

Holder:  "Can I get a copy of that?"
2013-12-13 03:04:35 PM
"I've been stuck on this level for days, Hillie.  Which rope should I cut first?"
2013-12-13 03:05:14 PM
"That's a Liger.  They're bred for their skill in magic."
2013-12-13 03:07:49 PM
"When you put it that way, the video of Seal Team 6 killing Osama Bin Laden IS kinda funny"
2013-12-13 03:08:53 PM
"George, you weren't supposed to use the finger paints ON the iPad"
2013-12-13 03:14:41 PM
This is my version of the constitution.
2013-12-13 03:18:18 PM
That's some fine finger painting, George.. your father must be so proud!
2013-12-13 03:20:03 PM
Oh, so there's the WMD.
2013-12-13 03:20:12 PM
See? It says right there that you had Foster killed! You can't argue with the Internets. Fool me once ... whatever.
2013-12-13 03:22:16 PM
How did I get Laura to hold still for that nude?  I had Dick Cheney standing behind me with a shotgun.
2013-12-13 03:33:33 PM
Do you want to join the Presidential Mile High Club?
2013-12-13 03:34:51 PM
So, how would you like tp pose nude for me Hillary?
2013-12-13 03:36:39 PM
Oh gawd, George. Your armpits smell like feet wrapped in burned bacon!
2013-12-13 03:38:50 PM
Wait, you've been hiding in Air Force One since November 2000? That means the guy in the White House all those years WAS a robot driven by a miniature Latvian? I knew it!
2013-12-13 03:38:51 PM

Diogenes: "Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia."

"I thought I  did."
2013-12-13 03:43:36 PM
Hillary: Okay George, just this once, we're going to let you use the Presidential Escape Pod
Holder: But Air Force One doesn't actually have a Presidential Escape Pod
Hillary: You know it and I know it. I'm going to take him below, stuff him in to an oversized American Tourister suitcase, kick him out the aft door and watch him bounce across Kansas. It's actually not that bad. I did it to Bill twice and he's okay living and working up in Harlem.
2013-12-13 03:51:28 PM
"an this one's my Dad an' a horsey! an' this one's..."
2013-12-13 04:04:22 PM
"I call this one 'Goatse'."
2013-12-13 04:06:22 PM
"It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. "
2013-12-13 04:17:09 PM
"I think they call it ponchillism. Cuz it's derived from many ponchos."

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2013-12-13 04:21:30 PM
"Thee how I use da bloo an' da yelloh to make da gween?"
2013-12-13 04:46:17 PM
W:  "I call this one 'A tribute to Education'"
Hillary:  "You misspelled that."
2013-12-13 05:05:38 PM
My Pokemans.

Let me show you them
2013-12-13 05:08:22 PM
"I'm highly skilled at fingerpainting, but I'm going to work on dickerdoodles next."
2013-12-13 05:30:30 PM
"It's okay George, I've seen goats before."
2013-12-13 06:14:14 PM
"Think you for not making fun of my ass"
2013-12-13 06:45:50 PM
And you cajn be the next prez Hilly, all ya have to do is blow every man in America...
2013-12-13 07:22:00 PM
Hillary, show me how you used Google Earth to find Waldo.
2013-12-13 08:05:39 PM

Some of my best work
2013-12-13 10:16:09 PM
'And this is a selfie of me doing Condi Rice"
2013-12-13 10:29:48 PM
2013-12-14 12:30:35 AM
"The puppies make it better. I can sleep, now. Sometimes."
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