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(Celebslam)   "Do you know who my sister is?" when your sister is Paris Hilton might be the funniest thing I've ever heard   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 13
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2013-12-11 01:10:43 PM  
9 votes:

farkingismybusiness: I don't think I could help myself from calling him Baron Von MPunchausen.


FTFY
2013-12-11 01:05:04 PM  
5 votes:
I think he was actually asking "Do you know what my sister has?" in an attempt to remind people that touching any of the Hiltons will end with the assailant scrambling for a valtrex prescription.

It's their biological defense mechanism, and I've heard it is somewhat similar to the slime cast off by a panicked sea cucumber.
2013-12-11 02:56:57 PM  
3 votes:

TheraTx: who is the chick on his back?
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That there is what's known as Aureus Infodi, or for the layman, the common gold digger.  Notice the lack of clothing and the dead eyes denoting the lack of brain activity.
2013-12-11 01:54:01 PM  
3 votes:

GoldSpider: realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.

You know who else thought the world would be a better place without all the people he didn't like?


Jesus?
2013-12-11 03:28:51 PM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: TheraTx: who is the chick on his back?

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I was going to ask, what's that growth on the front of that chick.


That's a mighty big boob for such a flat chest ...
2013-12-11 03:19:48 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-12-11 02:17:54 PM  
2 votes:

TheraTx: who is the chick on his back?
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Her name is Valtrex.
2013-12-11 02:14:21 PM  
2 votes:

TheraTx: who is the chick on his back?


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I was going to ask, what's that growth on the front of that chick.
2013-12-11 01:56:30 PM  
2 votes:

GoldSpider: realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.

You know who else thought the world would be a better place without all the people he didn't like?


ts4.mm.bing.net
2013-12-11 12:58:35 PM  
2 votes:
Was he bragging or asking?
2013-12-11 01:27:54 PM  
1 votes:

realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.


Without the Republicans, you democrats would quickly run out of hard working people whoes pockes you can pick.

/sorry, don't mean to threadjack here, but that comment couldn't be left to stand on its own without a reply.
//and you left out the Lohans from you list.
2013-12-11 12:54:07 PM  
1 votes:
Back in my school days people like him were beaten up, every day.
2013-12-11 12:15:44 PM  
1 votes:
To be fair this douche has a supremely punchable face, plus those sunglasses aren't helping.
 
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