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(Celebslam)   "Do you know who my sister is?" when your sister is Paris Hilton might be the funniest thing I've ever heard   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 58
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2013-12-11 12:15:44 PM
To be fair this douche has a supremely punchable face, plus those sunglasses aren't helping.
 
2013-12-11 12:54:07 PM
Back in my school days people like him were beaten up, every day.
 
2013-12-11 12:58:35 PM
Was he bragging or asking?
 
2013-12-11 01:00:56 PM
I wish I could be so rich that I just never had to learn any kind of manners or respect.  It must be wonderful.
 
2013-12-11 01:04:05 PM
A whole slideshow of pretty much the same photo. Labeling them Pussy photo No. 1 and on and on was kind of fun, though.
 
2013-12-11 01:05:04 PM
I think he was actually asking "Do you know what my sister has?" in an attempt to remind people that touching any of the Hiltons will end with the assailant scrambling for a valtrex prescription.

It's their biological defense mechanism, and I've heard it is somewhat similar to the slime cast off by a panicked sea cucumber.
 
2013-12-11 01:07:50 PM
I don't think I could help myself from calling him Baron Von Munchausen.
 
2013-12-11 01:10:43 PM

farkingismybusiness: I don't think I could help myself from calling him Baron Von MPunchausen.


FTFY
 
2013-12-11 01:12:45 PM
If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.
 
2013-12-11 01:14:27 PM
If he keeps this up his sister is going to pull him aside and tell him to calm the fark down.
 
2013-12-11 01:14:37 PM

Grapple: I wish I could be so rich that I just never had to learn any kind of manners or respect.  It must be wonderful.


You can be poor and a total prick. Plenty of people do it and lead lives that I suppose are fulfilling to them.
 
2013-12-11 01:14:52 PM
New this Christmas, it's the "Brother of Stupid Spoiled Whore" action figure.
 
2013-12-11 01:17:58 PM
Good.

Probably the best life lesson he'll ever get.
 
2013-12-11 01:17:59 PM
If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.

Even better if we could add you to that list.
 
2013-12-11 01:27:54 PM

realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.


Without the Republicans, you democrats would quickly run out of hard working people whoes pockes you can pick.

/sorry, don't mean to threadjack here, but that comment couldn't be left to stand on its own without a reply.
//and you left out the Lohans from you list.
 
2013-12-11 01:35:01 PM

Brick-House: but that comment couldn't be left to stand on its own without a reply.


static.comicvine.com
 
2013-12-11 01:35:40 PM

realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.


You know who else thought the world would be a better place without all the people he didn't like?
 
2013-12-11 01:54:01 PM

GoldSpider: realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.

You know who else thought the world would be a better place without all the people he didn't like?


Jesus?
 
2013-12-11 01:56:30 PM

GoldSpider: realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.

You know who else thought the world would be a better place without all the people he didn't like?


ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-12-11 02:04:48 PM
The link to his punched face is broken, like his face.
 
2013-12-11 02:10:48 PM
who is the chick on his back?
celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2013-12-11 02:14:21 PM

TheraTx: who is the chick on his back?


img.fark.net

I was going to ask, what's that growth on the front of that chick.
 
2013-12-11 02:17:54 PM

TheraTx: who is the chick on his back?
[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x740]


Her name is Valtrex.
 
2013-12-11 02:18:41 PM
Dames don't like being called chicks.
 
2013-12-11 02:29:27 PM
Skirts don't like being called dames.
 
2013-12-11 02:35:51 PM

jankyboy: Skirts don't like being called dames.


Broads don't like being called skirts.
 
2013-12-11 02:46:25 PM

Guadior42: jankyboy: Skirts don't like being called dames.

Broads don't like being called skirts.


you're right...they prefer: "sugartits"
 
2013-12-11 02:47:02 PM
Vapid whores don't like being called broads.
 
2013-12-11 02:55:33 PM

Bathia_Mapes: To be fair this douche has a supremely punchable face, plus those sunglasses aren't helping.


I felt the same way. Him and Bieber are just asking for it, especially acting like spoiled [rhymes with cats]
 
2013-12-11 02:56:57 PM

TheraTx: who is the chick on his back?
[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x740]


That there is what's known as Aureus Infodi, or for the layman, the common gold digger.  Notice the lack of clothing and the dead eyes denoting the lack of brain activity.
 
2013-12-11 03:07:50 PM
I actually have an above-average opinion of Paris, but what the guy said is terrible because one's sister should not be any self-respecting dude's rallying cry.

Plus... what about poor Nikki?  Him saying 'sister' singular, he's pretty much admitting that Nikki is meaningless in his equation of bragging.
 
2013-12-11 03:19:48 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-11 03:21:12 PM
He's holding a pack of Marlboros but damned if that doesn't look like a joint in his hand.
nttawwt...

Also, I would be tempted to reply to him, "Your sister? You mean the whore with the lousy sex tape?"
 
2013-12-11 03:21:35 PM
Do you know who my sister is?" when your sister is Paris Hilton might be the funniest thing I've ever heard


a rich, dizzy, blue blood whore who inherited her wealth from her parents, yet acts as if her success was all that hard work and talent.
 
2013-12-11 03:23:59 PM
 
2013-12-11 03:25:18 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: farkingismybusiness: I don't think I could help myself from calling him Baron Von Facepunchen.

FTFY


fixed again
 
2013-12-11 03:26:41 PM

Linux_Yes: http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad= r ja&docid=oW7-aVlD-xD8VM&tbnid=NpZBssmxM3aM4M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A %2F%2Fchan4chan.com%2Farchive%2Ftags%2Fparis_hilton&ei=e8moUoPSA8-dkAf nu4GADQ&bvm=bv.57799294,d.eW0&psig=AFQjCNEcD3Z1a-3HAU7b_udQH1tieQys2w& ust=1386879728569931     (NSFW)


Paris Hilton's VaJayJay.


bad link.  this one's good.  scroll down.

http://www.marcellee.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=12955     (NSFW)
 
2013-12-11 03:28:51 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: TheraTx: who is the chick on his back?

[img.fark.net image 480x740]

I was going to ask, what's that growth on the front of that chick.


That's a mighty big boob for such a flat chest ...
 
2013-12-11 03:30:11 PM

Linux_Yes: Linux_Yes: http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad= r ja&docid=oW7-aVlD-xD8VM&tbnid=NpZBssmxM3aM4M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A %2F%2Fchan4chan.com%2Farchive%2Ftags%2Fparis_hilton&ei=e8moUoPSA8-dkAf nu4GADQ&bvm=bv.57799294,d.eW0&psig=AFQjCNEcD3Z1a-3HAU7b_udQH1tieQys2w& ust=1386879728569931     (NSFW)


Paris Hilton's VaJayJay.

bad link.  this one's good.  scroll down.

http://www.marcellee.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=12955     (NSFW)



my bad. britney spears.   i get the two VaJayJay's mixed up.  they look so alike.     (:
 
2013-12-11 03:34:46 PM
I like how all articles say they had been "drinking all night".

Sure, that's all they were doing. Then, when someone pops a photo of someone doing lines the headlines are "OMG LOOK AT THESE DRUGGIES".
 
2013-12-11 04:03:49 PM

realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.


Examples include Detroit, Somalia, and North Korea.

/hipsters are so funny, even funnier when you realize they're serious
 
2013-12-11 04:09:33 PM

poot_rootbeer: [images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 478x358]


Don't make us poke your eyes out!
 
2013-12-11 04:13:23 PM
I'm sure it won't be long before this guy is sucking cock to pay off his heroin habit.
 
2013-12-11 04:30:46 PM
Me: "The girl that got famous off her sex tape?"
 
2013-12-11 04:37:02 PM
Talk about living in a bubble. For him to think that his sister matters anywhere outside the little bubble of their family and her yes people shows that this kid is pretty detached from reality.
 
2013-12-11 04:48:57 PM
If you look carefully, he's holding onto a pack of Marlboro Lights.  Proof that you can be rich and still be white trash.  At least by some Dunhills, kid!
 
2013-12-11 05:32:19 PM
img.fark.net

Worst sunglasses since this guy

i.ytimg.com

Take off your sunglasses.
 
2013-12-11 05:50:19 PM

Brick-House: realmolo: If we could get rid of the Hiltons, the Kardashians, and Republicans, the world would be a much better place.

Without the Republicans, you democrats would quickly run out of hard working people whoes pockes you can pick.

/sorry, don't mean to threadjack here, but that comment couldn't be left to stand on its own without a reply.
//and you left out the Lohans from you list.


I don't think Lindsays brother and sister have done anything wrong
 
2013-12-11 05:53:51 PM
To be fair to paris, i actually liked her song:

Stars Are Blind Official Video
 
2013-12-11 06:02:24 PM
I remember a few months ago I was darkly joking on fark about how the next generation of reality TV would be centered on the Alcoholic/Drug Addict family members of various celebs, based on yet another story about this sad-ass asshole.  Look what happened.
 
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