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(RealClear)   Deaf people are saddened to learn that Nelson Mandela pickle hopped the yam bridge with digressive hat monkeys on fester twelve   (realclear.com) divider line 90
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2013-12-11 12:15:31 PM
This is my favorite headline so far.
 
2013-12-11 12:16:05 PM
They should have hired Garrett Morris instead. Always a classic.

http://youtu.be/g2Q0cyJSs04
 
2013-12-11 12:17:36 PM
Wow.. That's actually remarkably farked up..
 
2013-12-11 12:18:47 PM
Not once, but twice.  The dude has balls.
 
2013-12-11 12:20:12 PM
I submitted this with a headline that was almost nearly as good.
 
2013-12-11 12:21:36 PM
I shall be using "pickle hopped the yam bridge" on a daily basis now.
 
2013-12-11 12:23:34 PM
Jeff Dunham wanted for questioning.
 
2013-12-11 12:24:24 PM
This is like a new twist on my recurring dream where I'm on stage playing an instrument that I don't know how to play, and I'm faking it and hoping nobody notices. Who else has that dream? I've read it's a common one.
 
2013-12-11 12:24:34 PM
I'm sorry, but this situation is funny as hell....Nobody bothered to check if the guy was at least somewhat competent?
 
2013-12-11 12:24:46 PM

Rickenbacker: I shall be using "pickle hopped the yam bridge" on a daily basis now.


This

/well done subby...
 
2013-12-11 12:27:01 PM

styckx: Wow.. That's actually remarkably farked up..


There are 2 ways to get a job as an interpreter:
1.  Have 2 really good language skills, in the case of sign language, 1 must be a language the majority of users for the other CAN'T understand.
2.  Lie to a hiring manager, who doesn't understand the languages himself(or else they wouldn't need an interpreter).

There are a lot more people who can do #2 than #1
 
2013-12-11 12:27:58 PM
The interpreter explains it all on his tweeter feed.
 
2013-12-11 12:28:12 PM
What, did they get Todd Margaret to do the signing?
 
2013-12-11 12:28:59 PM

Rickenbacker: I shall be using "pickle hopped the yam bridge" on a daily basis now.


That would be a surprise...
 
2013-12-11 12:29:11 PM

Super Chronic: This is like a new twist on my recurring dream where I'm on stage playing an instrument that I don't know how to play, and I'm faking it and hoping nobody notices. Who else has that dream? I've read it's a common one.


That's called free-form jazz
 
2013-12-11 12:29:21 PM
headline made me lol a lot
 
2013-12-11 12:31:11 PM
Just wish he'd written "Soy Bomb" on his chest.
 
2013-12-11 12:31:45 PM
I really thought they'd include a list of what he was actually saying, and this would be one of the phrases they picked out. Great headline, subby.
 
2013-12-11 12:34:09 PM

Joe Peanut: The interpreter explains it all on his tweeter feed.


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OMG, thanks for that link: "Insurmountable roof tile. Always." - that does explain it - LOL
 
2013-12-11 12:36:31 PM
HOTY right up in this biatch.
 
2013-12-11 12:37:09 PM
What?
 
2013-12-11 12:38:30 PM
I was sure subby was saying that NM had "come out" posthomousley.
 
2013-12-11 12:40:32 PM

Joe Peanut: The interpreter explains it all on his tweeter feed.


Whomever that is, they've at least been to South Africa.
 
GBB
2013-12-11 12:43:53 PM
Maybe he was auditioning for SNL?
 
2013-12-11 12:45:44 PM
Approves of headline:

upload.wikimedia.org

/"git!"+"OFF"+M+"eye"+"lawn"
 
2013-12-11 12:46:38 PM
The funeral for a legendary figure, arguably as influential as the Hitler, the Pope, Elvis, Steve Ballmer or George Burns, with the eyes of the world upon it, with literally hundreds of millions of people watching from every single country, every last region on the planet, and this is how they handle it.

Behold: Africa.

I'm not saying it's right, or that it's a good thing, but this is why resumes with the name Laquisha and Boniqua go straight to the roundfile.

Stereotypes exist for a reason, people.
 
GBB
2013-12-11 12:47:01 PM

Joe Peanut: The interpreter explains it all on his tweeter feed.


reggiestake.files.wordpress.com
Oh, stewardess....
 
2013-12-11 12:47:17 PM
And we all know how much notice they get for arranging these state funerals.
 
2013-12-11 12:47:46 PM
Mambo dogface to the banana patch?
 
2013-12-11 12:48:14 PM
I'm I were deaf, I might be disappointed, but as is, I find it pretty funny.
 
2013-12-11 12:49:01 PM
If. I might not be deaf, but I'm obviously impaired.
 
2013-12-11 12:50:22 PM
Jimmy Stewart
 
2013-12-11 12:52:23 PM

Joe Peanut: The interpreter explains it all on his tweeter feed.


I am truly rolling on the floor laughing
 
2013-12-11 12:53:17 PM

katerbug72: Mambo dogface to the banana patch?


You need to pee?
 
2013-12-11 12:54:34 PM
Apparently it's not his first big event: he's used regularly by the ANC. And to fark it all off, deaf people have complained before that he's faking it.

I guess their complaints...

...sunglasses...

...fell on deaf ears.
 
2013-12-11 01:09:34 PM
These folks never noticed

pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-12-11 01:10:03 PM

Rickenbacker: I shall be using "pickle hopped the yam bridge" on a daily basis now.


I think I might have performed that maneuver last Saturday when I was drunk. My wife was pissed.
 
2013-12-11 01:11:12 PM

Rickenbacker: I shall be using "pickle hopped the yam bridge" on a daily basis now.


Time to change my password.
 
2013-12-11 01:13:32 PM
Africa: greatest scam continent of the entire world!
 
2013-12-11 01:14:01 PM
I think he signed that he was no going to play Sun City.
 
2013-12-11 01:15:00 PM
makes me think of when Mr. Burns is trying to signal Homer in the company softball game.
 
2013-12-11 01:15:30 PM

ikanreed: styckx: Wow.. That's actually remarkably farked up..

There are 2 ways to get a job as an interpreter:
1.  Have 2 really good language skills, in the case of sign language, 1 must be a language the majority of users for the other CAN'T understand.
2.  Lie to a hiring manager, who doesn't understand the languages himself(or else they wouldn't need an interpreter).

There are a lot more people who can do #2 than #1


There is a third, and I'm guessing more likely accurate way in this case: be related to someone important.
 
zez
2013-12-11 01:20:00 PM
Should have hired this guy instead

i72.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-11 01:22:01 PM
bentley57 Africa: greatest scam continent of the entire world!

farm5.static.flickr.com
"I'mma let you finish, but Atlantis is the greatest scam continent of all time!"
 
2013-12-11 01:24:16 PM
Came expecting Guy Goma, leaving eleven binomial potato.
 
2013-12-11 01:27:21 PM

Langdon Alger: makes me think of when Mr. Burns is trying to signal Homer in the company softball game.


assets.sbnation.com
 
2013-12-11 01:31:48 PM
Rutabaga elevator ocelot my ass!
 
2013-12-11 01:36:16 PM
When I see a politician using sign language interpreters at press conferences, when sub-titles are readily available to those at home, all I can think of is the word "pandering".
 
2013-12-11 01:37:07 PM
THIS IS AN ANT GAPE
 
2013-12-11 01:51:25 PM
img.fark.net

how did the "the rent is too high" guy get an invite?
 
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