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(Yahoo)   Kate Winslett misses the opportunity to call her new baby Wee Builthiscityon   (uk.omg.yahoo.com) divider line 43
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2013-12-11 09:17:07 AM
I hope they have it hooked to an EKG to be sure the heart of rocknroll is still beating.
 
2013-12-11 09:20:27 AM
In think Sexdrugs N. would be a fine name (or Fark handle) choice as well.
 
2013-12-11 09:23:03 AM
They'll name their next kid Jefferson Starship to make up for this kid's name.

The Muthaship: I hope they have it hooked to an EKG to be sure the heart of rocknroll is still beating.

Huey Lewis and the News approve...I think.
 
2013-12-11 09:23:04 AM
Well, crying is a new sound.
 
2013-12-11 09:23:46 AM
The dudes last name is actually Rocknroll?  What a narcissistic ass.
 
2013-12-11 09:23:48 AM
That kids crying ain't noise pollution.
 
2013-12-11 09:24:25 AM
According to Bob Seger, the kid should have an eidetic memory.
 
2013-12-11 09:25:56 AM
They've always been with me. They don't go from pillar to post; they're not flown here and there with nannies.
That's never happened. My kids don't go back and forth; none of this 50/50 time with the mums and dads - my children live with me; that is it. That is it!


Well, then those kids are really missing out on times with their dads. That's too bad.
 
2013-12-11 09:27:15 AM
The child will naturally have his mother's surname, but Itsalongwaytothetopifyouwanna would make a fine \m/iddle name should she take the retrograde step and decide to hyphenate.
 
2013-12-11 09:33:48 AM

Flappyhead: That kids crying ain't noise pollution.


That kid will never die.
That kid's cries ain't no pollution.
That kid, he will survive... yes 'e will!
 
2013-12-11 09:35:42 AM
Wee Baby Seamus FTW!

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-11 09:37:55 AM
Note to self: Do not have a kid with Kate Winslet.
 
2013-12-11 09:40:23 AM
How do we know this, Subby?  They didn't reveal the name yet.  They very well could have named the child Wee Builtthiscityon.
 
2013-12-11 09:43:46 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Note to self: Do not have a kid with Kate Winslet.


Or Kate Winslett.

At least you used the correct spelling of her name, unlike the submitter of this article.
 
mhd
2013-12-11 09:44:38 AM

bikerbob59: The dudes last name is actually Rocknroll? What a narcissistic ass.


What part of "Richard Branson's nephew" didn't you get?
 
2013-12-11 09:45:52 AM
The article says they were married in a "secret ceremony" last December. I think that actually means that they didn't invite any assholes from the media to cover it because it's nobody else's goddamn business.
 
2013-12-11 09:47:03 AM
i guess you could say her husband, Ned go into..
(puts on shades)
Kate's Hoochie Koo ..

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2013-12-11 10:01:27 AM
Olive
 
2013-12-11 10:09:31 AM
Could have called him iLove.  Rr Theheartof.  Or American.  Or Oldtime.

But no matter what they name him, he'll be able to go all night, and party every day.
 
2013-12-11 10:13:41 AM
Ben A. Longtimesince I.?
 
2013-12-11 10:24:16 AM

mr lawson: i guess you could say her husband, Ned go into..
(puts on shades)
Kate's Hoochie Koo ..

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!


Lmao
 
2013-12-11 10:32:43 AM

FarkingReading: They've always been with me. They don't go from pillar to post; they're not flown here and there with nannies.
That's never happened. My kids don't go back and forth; none of this 50/50 time with the mums and dads - my children live with me; that is it. That is it!

Well, then those kids are really missing out on times with their dads. That's too bad.


3rd kid, 3rd husband, and she is saying that she doesn't let the other dads have any shared custody? yeah, sounds like it's a bad idea to marry kate and/or insemenate her
 
2013-12-11 10:41:41 AM
His first name is Ned and he changed his last name?
 
2013-12-11 10:46:08 AM

dogbone: His first name is Ned and he changed his last name?


nice
and seriously...rocknroll? worldpeace is better as a surname than rocknroll!

no, really it isn't better. both are stupid. is ned's birthname branson? that would be better. although ned branson sounds like a person with a speech impediment saying ted danson.
 
2013-12-11 10:56:07 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Note to self: Do not have a kid with Kate Winslet.


Why not? Everyone else has.
 
2013-12-11 10:56:48 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Note to self: Do not have a kid with Kate Winslet.


That is the secondary goal of the primary goal I have for her.
 
2013-12-11 11:27:00 AM
FTFA:
She told Vogue: 'People go, "Oh, my God! Those poor children! They must have gone through so much." Says who?

"They've always been with me. They don't go from pillar to post; they're not flown here and there with nannies.  

"That's never happened. My kids don't go back and forth; none of this 50/50 time with the mums and dads - my children live with me; that is it. That is it!"


The kids never see their fathers and you don't think that's a problem?  If their fathers aren't abusive (and there's nothing I've seen to suggest that they are) then yeah, those poor children.
 
2013-12-11 11:28:11 AM

Valiente: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Note to self: Do not have a kid with Kate Winslet.

Why not? Everyone else has.


Some people actually like to be able to see their kids?
 
2013-12-11 11:43:07 AM

meanmutton: Valiente: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Note to self: Do not have a kid with Kate Winslet.

Why not? Everyone else has.

Some people actually like to be able to see their kids?


I like to see if mine is near my wallet, yes.
 
2013-12-11 12:09:02 PM
Rocknroll? Seriously? Why not Johnny Bravo?

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2013-12-11 12:18:05 PM

katerbug72: Rocknroll? Seriously? Why not Johnny Bravo?

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Why not Ricknroll?

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-11 12:40:48 PM
She built that baby on Rocknroll.

/and under him too
 
2013-12-11 01:07:03 PM

dajoro: Olive


You win.
 
2013-12-11 01:11:06 PM
Drugsnsexn?

/RIP Ian Dury
 
2013-12-11 01:41:50 PM
Joan Jett loves this idea
 
2013-12-11 02:04:00 PM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Note to self: Do not have a kid with Kate Winslet.


Whew, you dodged a bullet there!
 
2013-12-11 02:35:29 PM
Here comes the baby.  Three, two, one.
Your mama's hurting but you're having fun.
You'll find your mom drugged on a number nine cloud,
spread her legs apart and sing it out loud.
Its all part of Mr. Rocknroll's fantasy, yeah.
Its all part of Mr. Ronknroll's dream.
 
2013-12-11 04:09:50 PM
Should've been "Wesoldoursoulfor"
 
2013-12-11 05:27:01 PM

spacebar: She built that baby on Rocknroll.

/and under him too


Probably beside, upside down, bent over, in the shower, on the kitchen floor....excuse me.
 
2013-12-11 05:42:27 PM

meanmutton: FTFA:
She told Vogue: 'People go, "Oh, my God! Those poor children! They must have gone through so much." Says who?

"They've always been with me. They don't go from pillar to post; they're not flown here and there with nannies.
"That's never happened. My kids don't go back and forth; none of this 50/50 time with the mums and dads - my children live with me; that is it. That is it!"

The kids never see their fathers and you don't think that's a problem?  If their fathers aren't abusive (and there's nothing I've seen to suggest that they are) then yeah, those poor children.


Well, if she has sole custody, which seems to be the case, maybe there's a reason. Alternatively, maybe the kids see their dads - even see them frequently - but they don't go to stay with their dads.

Jumping to any conclusions from this one quote says more about you than it does about her.
 
2013-12-11 08:28:41 PM
I'm always heartened when I see that my years-long celebrity crushes have REALLY shiatty taste in men.

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2013-12-12 12:12:22 AM
tanksalot.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-12 10:47:51 AM

bungle_jr: FarkingReading: They've always been with me. They don't go from pillar to post; they're not flown here and there with nannies.
That's never happened. My kids don't go back and forth; none of this 50/50 time with the mums and dads - my children live with me; that is it. That is it!

Well, then those kids are really missing out on times with their dads. That's too bad.

3rd kid, 3rd husband, and she is saying that she doesn't let the other dads have any shared custody? yeah, sounds like it's a bad idea to marry kate and/or insemenate her


I'd give it a shot.
 
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