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(Showbiz 411)   Hope for this world: Christmas carol album outselling Britney Spears' latest release. We're so Farked: Duck Dynasty's Christmas Album   (showbiz411.com) divider line 11
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2013-12-11 09:37:54 AM  
3 votes:
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2013-12-11 08:33:58 PM  
1 votes:
Oh jesus hahahaha... I am at work and a customer just left a voicemail about their TV service. My co-worker Jason texted me about the voicemail:

(8:23:22 PM) Jason: "My TV is froze up"
(8:23:34 PM) me: exact words?
(8:23:42 PM) me: if so, I bet he was watching duck dynasty
(8:23:46 PM) Jason: ya 
(8:28:48 PM) Jason: lol he was watching duck dynasty 
(8:28:52 PM) Jason: how did you call that?
2013-12-11 01:49:50 PM  
1 votes:
I've never even heard of Duck Dynasty.  I've never heard of A&E.  I have no idea where West Monroe, Louisiana is.  I didn't even know there was a state called Louisiana.  I have no idea what a duck is.

/i do know willie robertson has a MBA from UL Monroe
2013-12-11 01:06:33 PM  
1 votes:
From the first sentence of the article: "Britney Spears: do she even have a constituency?"

Well? Do she?
2013-12-11 12:47:23 PM  
1 votes:

pkellmey: Sort of CSB:

My brother never watches the show and had no idea what DD was. He was trying to get in a hotel extremely late at night when one of them was registering in front of him and was having some issues. By the time they were done, quite a number of people were waiting in line. The hotel staff apologized to everyone for their wait, saying their computers were having issues. The DD guy turned around, looking extremely tired, and says, "You may not know me, but you might be able to sell these items to compensate your time in line." He then emptied out a bag full of hats, shirts and other show items, signed them and handed them out to everyone in line, even standing with someone who recognized him for a picture. He made sure to take extra time to talk to each person in line for a few minutes, spending extra time with the people who recognized him to answer questions about the show. My brother has a small amount of experience dealing with people popular on cable shows but hadn't experienced this level of positive interaction for people who don't follow their shows.

My brother still never watches, however he respects the fact that they at least try to act like real human beings when they really have no reason to.


Here's a bunch of shiatty merchandise that I'm tired of lugging around. Maybe you can trade for some meth or a BJ from a toothless crack whore.
He sound's like a top notch guy.
2013-12-11 10:48:01 AM  
1 votes:

js34603: Super Xylene: The show gives people hope. They can be stupid and successful.

"Look hunny, they just as dumb and trashy as we is and they rich!".

I think some of their success is convincing condescending idiots how stupid and rednecky they are despite being highly educated and successfully a multimillion dollar company.

It makes people feel good to be able to mock someone they think is stupid and trashy, even if the people they're mocking are much more successful and educated than the mockers.

"Har Har those rednecks are so dumb! Imma gonna post on Fark about how dumb they are, then head off to Wendy's for my shift."


How the fark did you know I work at Wendy's? You followin' me around?
2013-12-11 10:45:11 AM  
1 votes:

Uncle Pooky: I can't decide who is more annoying: the people who celebrate Duck Dynasty or the people who complain about Duck Dynasty. Either way, if you're in one of those groups, you are an idiot. Congratulations.


Well...  the important thing is that you've managed to put yourself above it all, and that's what we should all be truly thankful for this holiday season.
2013-12-11 10:39:43 AM  
1 votes:
Sort of CSB:

My brother never watches the show and had no idea what DD was. He was trying to get in a hotel extremely late at night when one of them was registering in front of him and was having some issues. By the time they were done, quite a number of people were waiting in line. The hotel staff apologized to everyone for their wait, saying their computers were having issues. The DD guy turned around, looking extremely tired, and says, "You may not know me, but you might be able to sell these items to compensate your time in line." He then emptied out a bag full of hats, shirts and other show items, signed them and handed them out to everyone in line, even standing with someone who recognized him for a picture. He made sure to take extra time to talk to each person in line for a few minutes, spending extra time with the people who recognized him to answer questions about the show. My brother has a small amount of experience dealing with people popular on cable shows but hadn't experienced this level of positive interaction for people who don't follow their shows.

My brother still never watches, however he respects the fact that they at least try to act like real human beings when they really have no reason to.
2013-12-11 10:38:27 AM  
1 votes:

Uncle Pooky: I can't decide who is more annoying: the people who celebrate Duck Dynasty or the people who complain about Duck Dynasty. Either way, if you're in one of those groups, you are an idiot. Congratulations.


Which are you?  Obviously, you're not ignoring Duck Dynasty.
2013-12-11 10:08:59 AM  
1 votes:

Super Xylene: The show gives people hope. They can be stupid and successful.

"Look hunny, they just as dumb and trashy as we is and they rich!".


I think some of their success is convincing condescending idiots how stupid and rednecky they are despite being highly educated and successfully a multimillion dollar company.

It makes people feel good to be able to mock someone they think is stupid and trashy, even if the people they're mocking are much more successful and educated than the mockers.

"Har Har those rednecks are so dumb! Imma gonna post on Fark about how dumb they are, then head off to Wendy's for my shift."
2013-12-11 09:37:27 AM  
1 votes:
I know "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" is on that one.
Also, Jingle Bells in Duck Calls and All I want for Christmas is Mah Two Front Teeth
 
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