If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Contact Music)   Paul Walker being laid to rest near Brittany Murphy. Hey, maybe his death was a homeland security cover-up too   (contactmusic.com) divider line 44
    More: Interesting, Brittany Murphy, David Carradine, Roger Rodas, memorial service, funerals, meadows  
•       •       •

1090 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Dec 2013 at 10:02 AM (31 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



44 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-12-11 10:03:42 AM
Who?
 
2013-12-11 10:06:38 AM
I just can't get enough stories about a dead actor from mostly forgettable movies. Keep 'em coming, Fark.
 
2013-12-11 10:06:55 AM
If we can just find a way to tie them both to Tom Clancy, we'll blow the whole thing wide open!
 
2013-12-11 10:17:14 AM

browntimmy: I just can't get enough stories about a dead actor from mostly forgettable movies. Keep 'em coming, Fark.


I was told this would be absolutely positively be the very last one.
 
2013-12-11 10:17:17 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: If we can just find a way to tie them both to Tom Clancy, we'll blow the whole thing wide open!


Thats a simple one. Both actors were working with Clancy to gather information while he penned a novel about the crap people conspiracy which would alert people to the impending Illuminati sponsored American / Crab People war. This little war would also allow the Atlantians to rise up from the oceans and take over Antarctica while the Amazons take part of Greece.
 
2013-12-11 10:34:53 AM
Paul Walker trifecta in play...
 
2013-12-11 10:43:01 AM
We get it, Paul Walker is dead. No more. Gone to the afterlife. Pushing up daisies. How many more threads about him do we need?
 
2013-12-11 10:49:31 AM
Who is this guy and why are there so many stories about him? Is he famous some how? Jim Hall dies and we get nothing.
 
2013-12-11 10:51:19 AM
It's hard to imagine, but the cavalcade of Paul Walker stories has me longing for the days of Amanda Bynes threads.
 
2013-12-11 11:23:41 AM
Wait Brittany Murphy died?

Wait who is Brittany Murphy?
 
2013-12-11 11:28:58 AM
Good lord, I've never seen so many "news" stories about someone who was just barely on most people's radars if at all. What is so compelling about this? He died too young in an accident. Just like lots of other people do every day. If you didn't know him, you should be over this by now.

Oh and while I'm here I'll retract the mean things I said about Paris Hilton regarding that stupid banner. Looks like she's doing a much better job of not AWing than I thought.
 
2013-12-11 11:34:18 AM
Who do we have more threads for; Nelson Mandela, or the guy who was in a couple of car movies?
 
2013-12-11 11:36:28 AM
 maggot poop's coming out
 
2013-12-11 11:44:24 AM

CipollinaFan: Wait Brittany Murphy died? Wait who is Brittany Murphy?


img.fark.net

i remember her best from drop dead gorgeous
 
2013-12-11 11:48:23 AM
What no cremation??
 
2013-12-11 11:53:59 AM
"Brittany Murphy's Memorial Site"?

I could make a list of 100 people buried in Forest Lawn whose names are familiar to you.

And tards think it's most noted for two C-list actors.

/ farkin tards
 
2013-12-11 12:04:21 PM

riknight: What no cremation??


Roger already took care of that.
 
2013-12-11 12:18:34 PM
Paul Walker trifecta?
 
2013-12-11 12:38:33 PM
PAUL WALKER!
PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!


PAUL WALKER!
 
2013-12-11 12:41:01 PM
Paul Walker?

I CELEBRATE HIS ENTIRE CATALOG.
 
2013-12-11 12:42:29 PM
If he rises from the dead he'll be Walker's walker.

We could hold him down and dress him up like Queen Victoria, then he'd be an Imperial Walker walker.
 
2013-12-11 12:42:38 PM
Leave Brittany alone! Leave her alone!! :'=(
 
2013-12-11 12:53:02 PM

Biff_Steel: Who is this guy and why are there so many stories about him? Is he famous some how? Jim Hall dies and we get nothing.


Who?

/this just in, not everyone cares about the same shiat as you
 
2013-12-11 01:00:16 PM

katerbug72: riknight: What no cremation??

Roger already took care of that.


Ok let me correct this
 What not going to finish the cremation then??
 
2013-12-11 01:00:37 PM

FarkingReading: PAUL WALKER!


Hey, man, it's annoying for you to repeatedly crow "Paul Walker" taking up a bunch of screen space.

/wait
 
2013-12-11 01:05:13 PM

jaytkay: "Brittany Murphy's Memorial Site"?

I could make a list of 100 people buried in Forest Lawn whose names are familiar to you.

And tards think it's most noted for two C-list actors.

/ farkin tards


Yeah, they should have gone with Rodney King.
 
2013-12-11 01:10:50 PM

Mentalpatient87: FarkingReading: PAUL WALKER!

Hey, man, it's annoying for you to repeatedly crow "Paul Walker" taking up a bunch of screen space.

/wait


Sorry. I didn't know you were such a big fan of PAUL WALKER.
 
2013-12-11 01:23:12 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
RIP PAUL WELLER
 
2013-12-11 01:31:18 PM

Gordon Bennett: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x851]
RIP PAUL WELLER

 
2013-12-11 01:58:41 PM

Biff_Steel: Who is this guy and why are there so many stories about him? Is he famous some how? Jim Hall dies and we get nothing.


Other than Including the F&F movies, is there any reason we should care/remember this guy?
 
2013-12-11 02:08:01 PM

mcmnky: Biff_Steel: Who is this guy and why are there so many stories about him? Is he famous some how? Jim Hall dies and we get nothing.

Other than Including the F&F movies, is there any reason we should care/remember this guy?


www.ilovechile.cl

Good enough in my book for a "damn shame" moment before going on with your life.
 
2013-12-11 02:34:49 PM

sotua: mcmnky: Biff_Steel: Who is this guy and why are there so many stories about him? Is he famous some how? Jim Hall dies and we get nothing.

Other than Including the F&F movies, is there any reason we should care/remember this guy?

[www.ilovechile.cl image 300x161]

Good enough in my book for a "damn shame" moment before going on with your life.


He invented the bro' fist?
 
2013-12-11 02:36:16 PM

yves0010: Pants full of macaroni!!: If we can just find a way to tie them both to Tom Clancy, we'll blow the whole thing wide open!

Thats a simple one. Both actors were working with Clancy to gather information while he penned a novel about the crap people conspiracy which would alert people to the impending Illuminati sponsored American / Crab People war. This little war would also allow the Atlantians to rise up from the oceans and take over Antarctica while the Amazons take part of Greece.


Remember Carcosa You Motherfarkers!
 
2013-12-11 02:40:24 PM

FarkingReading: Paul Walker?

I CELEBRATE HIS ENTIRE CATALOG.


*snorts*

Wish I could mark this "funny."

/mobile
 
2013-12-11 02:50:05 PM

sovietski: FarkingReading: Paul Walker?

I CELEBRATE HIS ENTIRE CATALOG.

*snorts*

Wish I could mark this "funny."

/mobile


Looks like you've been missing a lot of Paul Walker lately.
 
2013-12-11 05:15:32 PM

rjakobi: yves0010: Pants full of macaroni!!: If we can just find a way to tie them both to Tom Clancy, we'll blow the whole thing wide open!

Thats a simple one. Both actors were working with Clancy to gather information while he penned a novel about the crap people conspiracy which would alert people to the impending Illuminati sponsored American / Crab People war. This little war would also allow the Atlantians to rise up from the oceans and take over Antarctica while the Amazons take part of Greece.

Remember Carcosa You Motherfarkers!


~ RAND PAUL WALKER
 
2013-12-11 06:02:04 PM
Paul Walker, Texas Paulranger.
 
2013-12-11 06:48:39 PM

rjakobi: yves0010: Pants full of macaroni!!: If we can just find a way to tie them both to Tom Clancy, we'll blow the whole thing wide open!

Thats a simple one. Both actors were working with Clancy to gather information while he penned a novel about the crap people conspiracy which would alert people to the impending Illuminati sponsored American / Crab People war. This little war would also allow the Atlantians to rise up from the oceans and take over Antarctica while the Amazons take part of Greece.

Remember Carcosa You Motherfarkers!


Remember Rookie Carroca!
 
2013-12-11 07:02:39 PM

texdent: We get it, Paul Walker is dead. No more. Gone to the afterlife. Pushing up daisies. How many more threads about him do we need?


Nah he just reach the point where he has to fake his death per the eternal undeath agreement. Haven't you ever seen "Death Becomes Her"
 
2013-12-11 11:06:26 PM
I thought they were going to keep his ashes on the piano?

/obscure now?
//aisle seat
 
2013-12-11 11:06:49 PM

Trey Le Parc: rjakobi: yves0010: Pants full of macaroni!!: If we can just find a way to tie them both to Tom Clancy, we'll blow the whole thing wide open!

Thats a simple one. Both actors were working with Clancy to gather information while he penned a novel about the crap people conspiracy which would alert people to the impending Illuminati sponsored American / Crab People war. This little war would also allow the Atlantians to rise up from the oceans and take over Antarctica while the Amazons take part of Greece.

Remember Carcosa You Motherfarkers!

Remember Rookie Carroca!


Remember to shake the maracas!
 
2013-12-12 08:23:43 AM

sotua: mcmnky: Biff_Steel: Who is this guy and why are there so many stories about him? Is he famous some how? Jim Hall dies and we get nothing.

Other than Including the F&F movies, is there any reason we should care/remember this guy?

[www.ilovechile.cl image 300x161]

Good enough in my book for a "damn shame" moment before going on with your life.


www.oilogosphere.com
 
2013-12-12 10:37:32 AM

CipollinaFan: Wait Brittany Murphy died?

Wait who is Brittany Murphy?


www.throng.co.nz
 
2013-12-12 12:41:12 PM

jaytkay: sotua: mcmnky: Biff_Steel: Who is this guy and why are there so many stories about him? Is he famous some how? Jim Hall dies and we get nothing.

Other than Including the F&F movies, is there any reason we should care/remember this guy?

[www.ilovechile.cl image 300x161]

Good enough in my book for a "damn shame" moment before going on with your life.

He invented the bro' fist?


Not only that, notice the latex glove. He practices safe bro fisting.

/seriously, actual in-person disaster relief charity work when he could just be farking off elsewhere instead of a freshky shaken third world country
 
Displayed 44 of 44 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report