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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)   Man charged with, rape, sodomy, pulling part of his girlfriend's stomach out. "Paulino indicated he wasn't worried because he has Jesus on his side"   (timesleader.com) divider line 182
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2013-12-11 09:03:18 AM
poop thread?
 
2013-12-11 09:15:01 AM
cafewitteveen.files.wordpress.com

/oblig
 
2013-12-11 09:28:16 AM
s27.postimg.org
 
2013-12-11 09:38:18 AM
I thought X was supposed to make you happy and positive.
 
2013-12-11 09:46:16 AM
That's why I don't pop Molly, I rock Tom Ford.
 
2013-12-11 09:47:14 AM
www.sabinabecker.com
 
2013-12-11 10:03:30 AM
Popped a Molly, now I'm rapin' Woo!
 
2013-12-11 10:24:04 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-11 10:30:17 AM
i.imgur.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-12-11 10:32:19 AM
1. Based on the fact that she lived, I'm skeptical that he really pulled her stomach out through her ass.

2. This happened 3 weeks ago. The guy tried to kill himself in jail shortly after being arrested. He failed. I don't see any newer followup stories.
 
2013-12-11 10:32:40 AM
MDMA being the cause of that mess is about as likely as OJ being innocent.
 
2013-12-11 10:38:31 AM
static.ddmcdn.com
 
2013-12-11 10:41:23 AM
Aaahhhh Hazleton. You make Wilkes-Barre seem classy.
 
2013-12-11 10:53:01 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: [static.ddmcdn.com image 400x400]


Wait!!!!  Where is the other guy's hand?????!!!!!
 
2013-12-11 10:53:24 AM
At least he'll be forgiven, right?

/lives as though he won't be forgiven.
 
2013-12-11 10:53:53 AM
Tickle me elbow?
 
2013-12-11 10:54:15 AM
Dafuq.
 
2013-12-11 10:54:56 AM

blatz514: [media.tumblr.com image 500x213]


Like, crap man, look at that. That's like his stomach plug, on the ground back there. You don't see that every day. I mean that doesn't even seem possible if you think about it, with body organs and cartilage and bones. I mean I'm no doctor or nothin' but that was like one clean chunk.
 
2013-12-11 10:55:12 AM
He must have long arms to reach her stomach. Sick POS.
 
2013-12-11 10:55:17 AM

FullMetalPanda: Bareefer Obonghit: [static.ddmcdn.com image 400x400]

Wait!!!!  Where is the other guy's hand?????!!!!!


Gripping some tummy tissue, apparently.
 
2013-12-11 10:55:19 AM
Pulled her STOMACH out?!?! Like how many feet of digestive tract had to be on the floor for her stomach to come out?
 
2013-12-11 10:57:23 AM
No, it's not her stomach.
 
2013-12-11 10:57:46 AM
You all are misunderstanding him.  He means he has a tattoo of Jesus on the side of his torso.
 
2013-12-11 11:02:38 AM
cdn.noticiaaldia.com
 
2013-12-11 11:04:21 AM
Execute him boy throwing him into a pit filled with rabid dogs, while playing Connie Francis' "Who's Sorry Now" on loudspeakers.
 
2013-12-11 11:04:39 AM
WWJR?

(who would Jesus rape)
 
2013-12-11 11:04:40 AM

MayoSlather: MDMA being the cause of that mess is about as likely as OJ being innocent.


Seriously.  Though it seems "molly" is the media's new OMG BE AFRAID drug.  Except they don't explain that MDMA isn't the cause of this kind of thing but MDPV and other bad MDXX chemicals being put into it and that MDMA by its self is relatively safe.

Nope, fear is the only way!
 
2013-12-11 11:05:23 AM
or wait, don't have a boy throw him in...that's a lumberjack's job.

/*by
 
2013-12-11 11:06:10 AM

Maybe he means this Jesus?



i478.photobucket.com



/Sorry
 
2013-12-11 11:06:57 AM
This is the worst thing I've ever heard
 
2013-12-11 11:07:36 AM

gambitsgirl: Pulled her STOMACH out?!?! Like how many feet of digestive tract had to be on the floor for her stomach to come out?


Exactly.  I'm not at all saying he didn't have some tissue of some type on his hand, but it wasn't stomach.  More than likely it wasn't tissue either, but some material from the rectum.
 
2013-12-11 11:07:55 AM
Molly, short for molecule, is considered to be pure MDMA, unlike Ecstasy, which generally is laced with other ingredients, such as caffeine or methamphetamine. It also comes in pill form.

Inside capsules, maybe, but pure Molly can't be pressed. It ALWAYS comes in powder form.
 
2013-12-11 11:08:23 AM

reillan: This is the worst thing I've ever heard


Where does this place with the homeless guy, farking a dead dog, in front of a grade school?
 
2013-12-11 11:09:06 AM

gambitsgirl: Pulled her STOMACH out?!?! Like how many feet of digestive tract had to be on the floor for her stomach to come out?


That's what I'm thinking.  There are a lot of twists and turns before you hit stomach.  Either this guy is Elastic Man or he had to tear straight through a whole mess of guts to reach the stomach.  (Or the reporter has made *gasp* a mistake.)
 
2013-12-11 11:09:25 AM

reillan: This is the worst thing I've ever heard


Worse than "daddy ate my eyes?"
 
2013-12-11 11:09:55 AM
Paulino was charged with rape, two counts of aggravated assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse,

This is a charge because there is a correct and normal way to have sexual intercourse, and then deviations from the norm.  If you deviate too far, you are likely to want to have a parade about it.
 
2013-12-11 11:09:58 AM
KALIMA! KALIMA!!1! KALIMA!!
 
2013-12-11 11:12:21 AM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: gambitsgirl: Pulled her STOMACH out?!?! Like how many feet of digestive tract had to be on the floor for her stomach to come out?

That's what I'm thinking.  There are a lot of twists and turns before you hit stomach.  Either this guy is Elastic Man or he had to tear straight through a whole mess of guts to reach the stomach.  (Or the reporter has made *gasp* a mistake.)


FTFA: "Bonin told Dixon that a search warrant was secured and that forensic pathologist Dr. Gary Ross identified the tissue as stomach tissue."

No, I don't see how he managed it, either...
 
2013-12-11 11:12:55 AM
One bullet to back of head. NEXT!

/Judge Moosey's Court
 
2013-12-11 11:13:14 AM

iheartscotch: KALIMA! KALIMA!!1! KALIMA!!


Rated PG.
 
2013-12-11 11:13:48 AM
He's got a career in the IRS ahead of him.
 
2013-12-11 11:13:55 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: Molly, short for molecule, is considered to be pure MDMA, unlike Ecstasy, which generally is laced with other ingredients, such as caffeine or methamphetamine. It also comes in pill form.

Inside capsules, maybe, but pure Molly can't be pressed. It ALWAYS comes in powder form.


Anything can be pressed.  It usually comes in powder because the home chemists who cook it don't always have pilling machines.  Anywho, this was probably some random batch of research chemicals.
 
2013-12-11 11:14:39 AM

Mr.Hawk: Maybe he means this Jesus?

[i478.photobucket.com image 600x447]

/Sorry


Sort of. Jesus is his lawyer's name. And a damn good lawyer he is as well.
 
2013-12-11 11:14:40 AM

Xanadone: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: gambitsgirl: Pulled her STOMACH out?!?! Like how many feet of digestive tract had to be on the floor for her stomach to come out?

That's what I'm thinking.  There are a lot of twists and turns before you hit stomach.  Either this guy is Elastic Man or he had to tear straight through a whole mess of guts to reach the stomach.  (Or the reporter has made *gasp* a mistake.)

FTFA: "Bonin told Dixon that a search warrant was secured and that forensic pathologist Dr. Gary Ross identified the tissue as stomach tissue."

No, I don't see how he managed it, either...


No wonder she's mad.
 
2013-12-11 11:14:57 AM
hell yeah! jesus was a freak!
 
2013-12-11 11:15:13 AM
"While walking to Dixon's courtroom, Paulino indicated he wasn't worried because he has Jesus on his side.
 
Dixon told Paulino that "after hearing remarks from the trooper and also looking at the charges, I believe you may pose a danger to our community" and set his bail at $250,000."


Good call judge, good call.
 
2013-12-11 11:16:36 AM
Jesus is the ultimate defense attorney.
 
2013-12-11 11:16:39 AM

blatz514: reillan: This is the worst thing I've ever heard

Where does this place with the homeless guy, farking a dead dog, in front of a grade school?


Admittedly, that is pretty ruff.

/never heard the eye story.  The face-eating story was maybe worse than this one, to be fair, but I don't think the victim in that case stayed conscious through the attack.
 
2013-12-11 11:17:17 AM

gambitsgirl: Xanadone: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: gambitsgirl: Pulled her STOMACH out?!?! Like how many feet of digestive tract had to be on the floor for her stomach to come out?

That's what I'm thinking.  There are a lot of twists and turns before you hit stomach.  Either this guy is Elastic Man or he had to tear straight through a whole mess of guts to reach the stomach.  (Or the reporter has made *gasp* a mistake.)

FTFA: "Bonin told Dixon that a search warrant was secured and that forensic pathologist Dr. Gary Ross identified the tissue as stomach tissue."

No, I don't see how he managed it, either...

No wonder she's mad.



Rule #1 of fisting: Permission

Rule #2 of fisting: LUBE

Rule #3 of fisting: Don't grab anything

Yep, she mad.
 
2013-12-11 11:17:23 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: reillan: This is the worst thing I've ever heard

Worse than "daddy ate my eyes?"


Okay stop it right there. Stop it. Now. *shudder*
 
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