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(Daily Mail)   Every generation thinks they invented blowjobs and LOLcats   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
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2013-12-11 09:00:01 AM
But you can thank me for inventing blowjobs from LOLcats.
 
2013-12-11 09:46:33 AM

Diogenes: But you can thank me for inventing blowjobs from LOLcats.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-11 10:00:29 AM
Who do we thank for journalists who think they discovered this story? We see it every couple of months.
 
2013-12-11 10:05:49 AM

Slaxl: Who do we thank for journalists who think they discovered this story? We see it every couple of months.


Every generation thinks they discovered and reported on the secret history of LOLcats.
 
2013-12-11 10:09:13 AM

Diogenes: Slaxl: Who do we thank for journalists who think they discovered this story? We see it every couple of months.

Every generation thinks they discovered and reported on the secret history of LOLcats.


I'm pretty sure I invented using roflbot to caption random pictures and upload them to the internets.
 
2013-12-11 10:27:52 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I love this thread so much.
 
2013-12-11 10:38:49 AM
Invented blowjobs?  No.

Perfected them?  Maybe.  I'll need more research subjects to administer them before I can make a final determination.  Subjects should be young attractive women between the ages of 18-25.
 
2013-12-11 10:39:49 AM

Diogenes: Slaxl: Who do we thank for journalists who think they discovered this story? We see it every couple of months.

Every generation thinks they discovered and reported on the secret history of LOLcats.


That's so meta.
 
2013-12-11 10:40:25 AM

abfalter: Invented blowjobs?  No.

Perfected them?  Maybe.  I'll need more research subjects to administer them before I can make a final determination.  Subjects should be young attractive women between the ages of 18-25.


Ha! Came here to say I didn't invent the beej, but according to previous BFs, I indeed perfected them. You have to really enjoy the idea of giving him pure pleasure, and enjoy everything about it, sensually. Any woman who really enjoys it probably perfected it.
 
2013-12-11 10:41:15 AM

abfalter: Invented blowjobs?  No.

Perfected them?  Maybe.  I'll need more research subjects to administer them before I can make a final determination.  Subjects should be young attractive women between the ages of 18-25.


FTFM

so lonely
 
2013-12-11 10:43:51 AM

unfarkingbelievable: abfalter: Invented blowjobs?  No.

Perfected them?  Maybe.  I'll need more research subjects to administer them before I can make a final determination.  Subjects should be young attractive women between the ages of 18-25.

Ha! Came here to say I didn't invent the beej, but according to previous BFs, I indeed perfected them. You have to really enjoy the idea of giving him pure pleasure, and enjoy everything about it, sensually. Any woman who really enjoys it probably perfected it.


You sound... experienced.
 
2013-12-11 10:44:19 AM
Wow... Those were disturbingly elaborate.
 
2013-12-11 10:44:40 AM
Domokun frowns on this article's shenanigans.
 
2013-12-11 10:45:28 AM

Buttknuckle: unfarkingbelievable: abfalter: Invented blowjobs?  No.

Perfected them?  Maybe.  I'll need more research subjects to administer them before I can make a final determination.  Subjects should be young attractive women between the ages of 18-25.

Ha! Came here to say I didn't invent the beej, but according to previous BFs, I indeed perfected them. You have to really enjoy the idea of giving him pure pleasure, and enjoy everything about it, sensually. Any woman who really enjoys it probably perfected it.

You sound... experienced.


You should have seen her walk to the car.
 
2013-12-11 10:45:28 AM
Awwwwwww.....

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-11 10:45:43 AM
I invented jerking off, one day alone at home when I was about 12.

Now it seems like EVERYONE'S doing it.

Your welcome.
 
2013-12-11 10:46:27 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-11 10:46:47 AM

markfara: I invented jerking off, one day alone at home when I was about 12.

Now it seems like EVERYONE'S doing it.

Your You're welcome.


The practice is not without its side-effects, sadly.
 
2013-12-11 10:47:13 AM

SirEattonHogg: Awwwwwww.....

[25.media.tumblr.com image 714x532]


Why did they place the grenade right next to the cat? O.o
 
2013-12-11 10:47:33 AM
Little Known Fact:

In the Roman town of Verulamium in present day Britain there is the ruins of an arena built during the Roman Occupation.  In the northwest quadrant are several bas-relief sculptures that have somehow survived the centuries. One depicts a caged lion eyeing a prisoner tied to a stake and has the caption "I can haz Pict?"
 
2013-12-11 10:47:45 AM

Savage Bacon: Wow... Those were disturbingly elaborate.


All the critters looked kinda miserable and/or horrified.
 
2013-12-11 10:48:05 AM
Where are the BJ-LOL pictures?
 
2013-12-11 10:49:53 AM

Schmerd1948: Where are the BJ-LOL pictures?


Well, we're all working here.
 
2013-12-11 10:50:08 AM
Except that photog was probably run out of town on a rail
 
2013-12-11 10:50:38 AM
Fire! The incredible pictures were, unlike many of the era, actually posed by live animals

That's a little harsh to say about the artists of the time.
 
2013-12-11 10:51:07 AM
See...people were always that stupid. Stop blaming the internet and video games.
 
2013-12-11 10:51:18 AM
I clicked on the article to learn more about historical blowjobs.  The article did not cover this part of subby's headline.  Maybe subby has something in his eye and can't see clearly.
 
2013-12-11 10:51:53 AM

unfarkingbelievable: abfalter: Invented blowjobs?  No.

Perfected them?  Maybe.  I'll need more research subjects to administer them before I can make a final determination.  Subjects should be young attractive women between the ages of 18-25.

Ha! Came here to say I didn't invent the beej, but according to previous BFs, I indeed perfected them. You have to really enjoy the idea of giving him pure pleasure, and enjoy everything about it, sensually. Any woman who really enjoys it probably perfected it.


That thundering sound is the avalanche of people clicking on your profile.
 
2013-12-11 10:52:27 AM

CygnusDarius: Why did they place the grenade right next to the cat?


Because they didn't have a widdle tiny can of Zyklon B?
 
2013-12-11 10:54:36 AM

Diogenes: But you can thank me for inventing blowjobs from LOLcats.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-11 10:56:20 AM
DROxInxTHExWind:   See...people were always that stupid. Stop blaming the internet


Yeah, except with the internet, everyone gets to play the role of the village idiot.

And everyone gets exposed to it.
 
2013-12-11 10:57:55 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-11 11:02:22 AM

unfarkingbelievable: abfalter: Invented blowjobs?  No.

Perfected them?  Maybe.  I'll need more research subjects to administer them before I can make a final determination.  Subjects should be young attractive women between the ages of 18-25.

Ha! Came here to say I didn't invent the beej, but according to previous BFs, I indeed perfected them. You have to really enjoy the idea of giving him pure pleasure, and enjoy everything about it, sensually. Any woman who really enjoys it probably perfected it.



Oh yeah, there is one overrriding quality of a good blowjob: enthusiasm.  Technique almost doesn't matter so long as it is done with with enough enthusiasm.  Fortunately, my wife is also quite enthusiastic and quite vocal about enjoying it.  That makes all the difference in the world.
 
2013-12-11 11:03:16 AM
art.penny-arcade.com
 
2013-12-11 11:13:26 AM
Ugh. OK subby.... At lunchtime, think about your parents doing the 69 and I'll guarantee you weight loss.
 
2013-12-11 11:16:10 AM

i586.photobucket.com

I'd rather have a blowie.

 
2013-12-11 11:16:14 AM
Okay, I'm just going to come out of the closet here.  I don't understand the whole LOLcat thing.  There, I said it.  Cats are cute and all, but I don't get out people laugh so hard at these things.
 
2013-12-11 11:21:14 AM
sounds like someone i know could learn a thing or two from granny

about captioning cat pictures
 
2013-12-11 11:23:01 AM

I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 457x602]I'd rather have a blowie.


Hey. You know, that looks like fun.

measureandstir.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-11 11:23:16 AM
The word 'meme' was a great word that described something that doesn't quite have another label in English.

It now means "funny picture."
 
2013-12-11 11:23:36 AM

abfalter: Invented blowjobs?  No.

Perfected them?  Maybe.  I'll need more research subjects to administer them before I can make a final determination.  Subjects should be young attractive women between the ages of 18-25.


Actually, to do a proper experiment, you need lots of women from every age range, so you can contrast and compare.  You should probably also do the experiment in the dark, so you don't know if it is a 22 year old sex kitten giving you the time of your life, or an experienced older woman who learned the proper way to give a BJ while seeing the boys off for the Normandy invasion.  Just think, she could have once got off all of Easy Company, before they jumped off into the night and history.
 
2013-12-11 11:25:00 AM

someonelse: Savage Bacon: Wow... Those were disturbingly elaborate.

All the critters looked kinda miserable and/or horrified.


They have nothing on Anne Geddes.

users.telenet.be
 
2013-12-11 11:25:13 AM

sxacho: I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 457x602]I'd rather have a blowie.

Hey. You know, that looks like fun.

[measureandstir.files.wordpress.com image 500x378]


i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-11 11:27:29 AM
www.funnycatsite.com
 
2013-12-11 11:28:43 AM

I_C_Weener: sxacho: I_C_Weener: [i586.photobucket.com image 457x602]I'd rather have a blowie.

Hey. You know, that looks like fun.

[measureandstir.files.wordpress.com image 500x378]

[i586.photobucket.com image 615x564]


www.partyvibe.com
 
2013-12-11 11:29:50 AM
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-12-11 11:31:44 AM

Buttknuckle: Okay, I'm just going to come out of the closet here.  I don't understand the whole LOLcat thing.  There, I said it.  Cats are cute and all, but I don't get out people laugh so hard at these things.


I'm with you. I'm pretty meh about the LOLcats.

I do get a chuckle from the fails though.
 
2013-12-11 11:31:46 AM
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2013-12-11 11:32:35 AM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-12-11 11:33:03 AM
this type of article, like any article any lululemon, may be repeated as frequently as possible.
 
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