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(Local 12 Cincinnati)   Dumb: drunk driving. Dumber: with four kids in the car. Dumbest: while wearing an ankle bracelet and under house arrest for a previous OVI   (local12.com) divider line 50
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2013-12-10 08:23:34 PM
Well those kids are going into foster care.  I'm not sure that's the best solution, but what else can they do?
 
2013-12-10 08:54:07 PM
I love my home town.
 
2013-12-10 09:14:27 PM
What's their Fark handle?
 
2013-12-10 09:50:24 PM
Wtf? When did they start calling it OVI?
 
2013-12-10 10:38:39 PM
Dumbesterer: Assuming any of us know what an OVI is.
 
2013-12-10 10:47:29 PM
Ovaries are illegal in a car? Bout damn time.
 
2013-12-10 10:56:54 PM
1. Operating a Vehicle while Intoxicated
2. Four children in car
3. Driving on a suspended license
4. While wearing an ankle bracelet for an "OVI" (because DUI would be too passé) previous conviction

I think there is an award due here, people.
 
2013-12-10 11:28:05 PM
You can be arrested for latin eggs now?
 
2013-12-10 11:33:54 PM
But the alcohol was just to calm her nerves while driving with four kids in the car.
 
2013-12-11 12:28:00 AM
So clearly this is bad; but if the cops had chased her, she would have been a Good Person and it would have entirely been their fault.

She should have just sped away from the arrest like that woman in New Mexico, then she would have been blameless.
 
2013-12-11 12:28:33 AM

doglover: Ovaries are illegal in a car? Bout damn time.


came here to inquire about this. thanks for covering it.
 
2013-12-11 12:31:35 AM
Dunno what OVI is, but FF VI is a great game
 
2013-12-11 12:37:39 AM

SecretAgentWoman: 1. Operating a Vehicle while Intoxicated impaired.


FTFY
 
2013-12-11 12:41:07 AM
I read that as OVNI, french for UFO...
 
2013-12-11 12:55:59 AM
"Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!" - Dave Attell
 
2013-12-11 12:58:25 AM

HotWingAgenda: You can be arrested for latin eggs now?


Latin eggs?

funfamilycrafts.com

/shhhhhh
//it's their siesta
 
2013-12-11 01:01:50 AM
Hinesville Georgia? Tat's involved? Must be the food stamps.

/Drunk, 24/7, Certified.
 
2013-12-11 01:05:13 AM

Barfmaker: Dumbesterer: Assuming any of us know what an OVI is.


It's like OUI but in Latin.
 
2013-12-11 01:05:26 AM

Gyrfalcon: So clearly this is bad; but if the cops had chased her, she would have been a Good Person and it would have entirely been their fault.

She should have just sped away from the arrest like that woman in New Mexico, then she would have been blameless.


That New Mexico cop's own department didn't see it the way you seem to. They just fired his ass for improper use of force. Examine your assumptions. Let go of the authoritarianism. When enough people think like that, it ends up with a country that nobody can stand to live in.
 
2013-12-11 01:16:53 AM

Gyrfalcon: So clearly this is bad; but if the cops had chased her, she would have been a Good Person and it would have entirely been their fault.

She should have just sped away from the arrest like that woman in New Mexico, then she would have been blameless.


derp.
 
2013-12-11 01:20:00 AM
Well, one way for your kids xmas presents taken care of, by Velveeta.
 
2013-12-11 01:27:43 AM

forgotmydamnusername: Gyrfalcon: So clearly this is bad; but if the cops had chased her, she would have been a Good Person and it would have entirely been their fault.

She should have just sped away from the arrest like that woman in New Mexico, then she would have been blameless.

That New Mexico cop's own department didn't see it the way you seem to. They just fired his ass for improper use of force. Examine your assumptions. Let go of the authoritarianism. When enough people think like that, it ends up with a country that nobody can stand to live in.


[snags line, sets hook]
 
2013-12-11 01:39:39 AM
DUI is the accepted nomenclature. Thank you.
 
2013-12-11 01:41:08 AM

HotWingAgenda: You can be arrested for latin eggs now?


what, is that like "driving while brown"?
 
2013-12-11 01:59:32 AM

Barfmaker: Dumbesterer: Assuming any of us know what an OVI is.


It's II more than OIV.
 
2013-12-11 02:17:04 AM
Why can't every state just use "DUI" instead of all these other acronyms that mean the same thing?
 
2013-12-11 02:44:26 AM
......OVI?
 
2013-12-11 03:47:10 AM
I'm guessing because "DWI" laws also cover shiat like ride-on lawnmowers and mobility scooters (and presumably forklifts and backhoes and...).
 
2013-12-11 04:09:10 AM
 
2013-12-11 04:27:05 AM
Mental illness is a helluva disease......maybe we should just throw all mentally ill people in an internment camp?
 
2013-12-11 04:29:09 AM

Barfmaker: Dumbesterer: Assuming any of us know what an OVI is.


Dur, he plays for the Caps.  #8.  Four goals last night?
 
2013-12-11 04:38:42 AM

Lsherm: Well those kids are going into foster care.  I'm not sure that's the best solution, but what else can they do?


I'm pretty sure it  is the best solution, since foster care isn't known for outright murdering children and that's what this woman seemed to be going for.
 
2013-12-11 04:51:26 AM

ChadM89: DUI is the accepted nomenclature. Thank you.


Many of us in the NW refer to it as a dewey.
 
2013-12-11 05:48:59 AM
4 kids? I can see why she was drunk then, carry on!
 
2013-12-11 06:04:32 AM

SecretAgentWoman: 1. Operating a Vehicle while Intoxicated
2. Four children in car
3. Driving on a suspended license
4. While wearing an ankle bracelet for an "OVI" (because DUI would be too passé) previous conviction

I think there is an award due here, people.


She's probably going to be winning a Darwin Award at some point in the near future.
 
2013-12-11 06:07:46 AM
She couldnt have been that drunk, she had four kids and none were stuffed in the trunk.
 
2013-12-11 07:07:35 AM
Staring at the face of the Tea-Party...
 
2013-12-11 07:24:15 AM

Barfmaker: Dumbesterer: Assuming any of us know what an OVI is.


He's only the best hockey player there is! Duh! (Bring it Pens fanboys!)
img.fark.net
 
2013-12-11 07:33:08 AM

hervatski: Wtf? When did they start calling it OVI?


When you get drunk from spiked eggnog.
 
2013-12-11 07:37:46 AM

zamboni: hervatski: Wtf? When did they start calling it OVI?

When you get drunk from spiked eggnog.


I'll admit, I chuckled at that one. Well played sir, well played.
 
2013-12-11 07:57:23 AM

Richard C Stanford: SecretAgentWoman: 1. Operating a Vehicle while Intoxicated
2. Four children in car
3. Driving on a suspended license
4. While wearing an ankle bracelet for an "OVI" (because DUI would be too passé) previous conviction

I think there is an award due here, people.

She's probably going to be winning a Darwin Award at some point in the near future.


The purpose of the Darwin award is to take yourself out of the gene pool before you reproduce.
 
2013-12-11 07:58:56 AM
Pretty typical alcoholic behavior.

She did manage to not be  farking a stranger in the car with the kids in the back seat, so good for her.
 
2013-12-11 08:09:02 AM
DUI, DWI, OVI...... all so passe

I prefer GAL (Guiding an Automobile while legless)
 
2013-12-11 08:17:44 AM
You try living in Dayton sober, smart guy.
 
2013-12-11 08:41:24 AM
OVI???????

WTF is that?
 
2013-12-11 08:42:51 AM

jmr61: OVI


Operating a Vehicle Impaired
 
2013-12-11 09:21:09 AM

Lsherm: Well those kids are going into foster care.  I'm not sure that's the best solution, but what else can they do?


Euthanasia?
 
2013-12-11 09:31:32 AM
I believe the correct legal acronym is DACAFU.

Driving a car all farked up
 
2013-12-11 11:14:54 AM
Came for Alexander Ovechkin reference, leaving satisfied.

/former PA farmboy, now living in DC suburbs.  Like both Pens and Caps.
 
2013-12-11 03:11:28 PM
And when she gets out, they will give the car back to her.
 
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