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(Gawker)   There are many ways to seek closure from a failed relationship, start dating again.. alcohol, burning down your ex's house   (gawker.com) divider line 38
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2013-12-10 06:21:45 PM
media.nbcmiami.com

The crazy is strong with this one..
 
2013-12-10 06:46:30 PM
Holiday breakups are the worst.
 
2013-12-10 08:03:01 PM
If you must hook up with crazy, at least don't let them know where you live.
 
2013-12-10 08:05:05 PM
Partenza told police she, Morris, and Morris's new girlfriend had been living in the apartment "as a family" until recently

This story is kind of disappointing considering how much better it could have been.
 
2013-12-10 08:21:36 PM

Pawn takes the King: [media.nbcmiami.com image 654x368]

The crazy is strong with this one..


Nice eyes, though.
 
2013-12-10 09:23:41 PM
www.playgroundmisnomer.com
 
2013-12-10 09:50:04 PM
I'm not one to judge. I moved 600 miles away from my ex after the very bitter court fight so I wouldn't start torching her shiat.
 
2013-12-10 10:25:22 PM
Simpsons did it (in a more controlled environment)!

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2013-12-10 10:53:57 PM
I was party to an ex being on fire, on Christmas no less.

Instead of letting god will it, I put her out with my santa hat before the flames got higher than her hair.

Not so much as a "Thanks for saving my life." beej. And now you know why we broke up.
 
2013-12-10 11:04:08 PM
Teach an ex-girlfriend to start a fire and she'll be warm for a night. Set an ex-girlfriend on fire and she'll be warm for the rest of her life.
 
2013-12-10 11:24:13 PM
Somewhere, Andre Rison is reading this and muttering to himself "biatches be crazy"
 
2013-12-10 11:42:56 PM
cdn.straightfromthea.com
 
2013-12-10 11:44:32 PM
i294.photobucket.com
start early
 
2013-12-10 11:47:00 PM

scottydoesntknow: Simpsons did it (in a more controlled environment)!


I wish I had a leprechaun that talked to me
 
2013-12-10 11:47:22 PM
Ok, got the left-eye Lisa ref, but truthfully, if you merely treat woman as you should, you'll still get crapped on. Why? Woman are evil. So are most men. I'd love to be a misogynist, but I'm too lazy.

/2 ex's and counting.
 
2013-12-10 11:51:45 PM
My house is out of the ordinary. That's right, don't want to hurt nobody. Some things sure can sweep me off my feet. Burning down the house !
 
2013-12-11 12:09:11 AM
SHe is doable, crazy but doable.

Why is she so hung up n this guy? She can do the same or better.....
 
2013-12-11 12:14:31 AM

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Ok, got the left-eye Lisa ref, but truthfully, if you merely treat woman as you should, you'll still get crapped on. Why? Woman are evil. So are most men. I'd love to be a misogynist, but I'm too lazy.

/2 ex's and counting.


Maybe it's you
 
2013-12-11 12:32:05 AM
WTF is closure? She went there to keep shiat going.
 
2013-12-11 12:33:02 AM
Charlie! Let's work it out, you biatch!!
 
2013-12-11 12:37:28 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-11 12:46:18 AM
"Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Maybe it's you"

Nah, can't be. And you're not even funny. Just damn.............
 
2013-12-11 01:24:45 AM

morg: WTF is closure? She went there to keep shiat going.


Men "stalk", women "seek closure".
 
2013-12-11 01:25:49 AM
I got closure when I found out my ex knocked up the girl he was seeing about 2 months after we brokeup.  The best part is the fact that they dated before, she wanted to get married, but he didn't and now he HAS to get married!  His family would kill him if he didn't.

/shotgun wedding with crazy
//I could see the family burning his house down
///don't knock up a teenage female
 
2013-12-11 01:46:58 AM

some_beer_drinker: [i294.photobucket.com image 500x375]
start early


an oldie but a goodie
 
2013-12-11 01:49:09 AM
What sort of a name is Partenza? Polish? Mad Russian?

/I might need to know this one day
 
2013-12-11 04:21:45 AM
But it was an endless love...
 
2013-12-11 04:41:28 AM
"Dare I live the American dream?"
 
2013-12-11 05:11:46 AM
Knew I shoulda submitted the gawker link instead of the source, lol
 
2013-12-11 05:20:00 AM
fark, we all been there..
You find your mind wandering down that path when things get so sideways that this seems like the only option. Then you remember about consequences and the fact that you are too pretty to go prison. You make a choice that you don't need to be the Karmatic Hand of Retribution. Taking comfort in the fact that on a long enough time line she will get hers. It just won't be from you. I left 7 April 2011 and never spoke to her again knowing that it was the closest I could get to burning her without singeing my fingertips in the process.
 
2013-12-11 07:12:33 AM

Diego Dominguez: fark, we all been there..
You find your mind wandering down that path when things get so sideways that this seems like the only option. Then you remember about consequences and the fact that you are too pretty to go prison. You make a choice that you don't need to be the Karmatic Hand of Retribution. Taking comfort in the fact that on a long enough time line she will get hers. It just won't be from you. I left 7 April 2011 and never spoke to her again knowing that it was the closest I could get to burning her without singeing my fingertips in the process.


No...not all of us...

/I'm partial to knives, myself
 
2013-12-11 07:59:44 AM

some_beer_drinker: [i294.photobucket.com image 500x375]
start early


Thanks. Saved me the trouble.
 
2013-12-11 09:07:46 AM
Never EVER, EVER, EVER stick your dick into Crazy!!
 
2013-12-11 09:22:31 AM
Never EVER, EVER, EVER stick your dick into Crazy!!


This silly statement gets repeated endlessly despite being patently false.

Don't have a relationship with crazy.
 
2013-12-11 09:53:29 AM
The malt shop where they use to go better be on alert
 
2013-12-11 10:06:49 AM
She wasn't as "successful" as my ex BIL. He set fire to his ex-girlfriend's house and killed 4 people. Spending the rest of his natural born life in Canon City.

/college house
//7 tenants
///she escaped
 
2013-12-11 01:17:41 PM

doubled99: Never EVER, EVER, EVER stick your dick into Crazy!!


This silly statement gets repeated endlessly despite being patently false.

Don't have a relationship with crazy.


I tell you, once you do that, you release the crazy in the broad. Most, if not all women have mental and emotional/drama issues.
 
2013-12-11 07:40:49 PM
 
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