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2013-12-10 05:58:36 PM
O_O  I have a friend in Northwest Madagascar...*checks google maps...fortunately over 100km away from the village in question and not directly connected by an major roads.
 
IP
2013-12-10 06:35:55 PM

Voiceofreason01: O_O  I have a friend in Northwest Madagascar...*checks google maps...fortunately over 100km away from the village in question and not directly connected by an major roads.


Rats don't need roads.


/Rats.
 
2013-12-10 06:42:49 PM

IP: Voiceofreason01: O_O  I have a friend in Northwest Madagascar...*checks google maps...fortunately over 100km away from the village in question and not directly connected by an major roads.

Rats don't need roads.


/Rats.


Most of Madagascar is pretty rough country and there are a number species of snake that eat rats. My understanding is that the rats on the island mostly live around people.
 
2013-12-10 07:38:04 PM
I just submitted the exact same link with the exact same headline and the exact same tag. I guess I'm not a unique snowflake.

Don't worry, I can show myself out.
 
2013-12-10 08:11:41 PM
i.imgur.com

You still lose.
 
2013-12-10 08:16:27 PM
Starting in Madagascar is the only way to win.
 
2013-12-10 08:18:46 PM
Better send in Harry Flashman!
 
2013-12-10 08:25:29 PM
Horrible disease to catch. Dying from it is so extreme suffering, you welcome death.

/Worse than Captain Trips.
 
2013-12-10 08:31:55 PM

AirForceVet: Horrible disease to catch. Dying from it is so extreme suffering, you welcome death.

/Worse than Captain Trips.


So is rabies.
 
2013-12-10 08:35:00 PM
Now spend your points slowly, you got a chance now!!
 
2013-12-10 08:44:57 PM
Obamacare dosent cover this.
 
2013-12-10 08:46:40 PM

BalugaJoe: Obamacare dosent cover this.


Madagascar isn't part of the US.
 
2013-12-10 08:46:49 PM

BKITU: [i.imgur.com image 438x616]

You still lose.


Marshal Law???????
 
2013-12-10 08:47:42 PM
static.tumblr.com

Are they running some kind of Afro circus over there
 
2013-12-10 08:48:23 PM

Voiceofreason01: IP: Voiceofreason01: O_O  I have a friend in Northwest Madagascar...*checks google maps...fortunately over 100km away from the village in question and not directly connected by an major roads.

Rats don't need roads.


/Rats.

Most of Madagascar is pretty rough country and there are a number species of snake that eat rats. My understanding is that the rats on the island mostly live around people.


And your friend is not a person?

uh......okay.....that's good, I guess.
 
2013-12-10 08:48:36 PM

namegoeshere: Starting in Madagascar is the only way to win.


False. It is, however, the best way to win.
 
2013-12-10 08:50:32 PM

Gyrfalcon: Voiceofreason01: IP: Voiceofreason01: O_O  I have a friend in Northwest Madagascar...*checks google maps...fortunately over 100km away from the village in question and not directly connected by an major roads.

Rats don't need roads.


/Rats.

Most of Madagascar is pretty rough country and there are a number species of snake that eat rats. My understanding is that the rats on the island mostly live around people.

And your friend is not a person?

uh......okay.....that's good, I guess.


You're not the brightest bulb in the house, are you?
 
2013-12-10 08:50:44 PM

Gyrfalcon: Voiceofreason01: IP: Voiceofreason01: O_O  I have a friend in Northwest Madagascar...*checks google maps...fortunately over 100km away from the village in question and not directly connected by an major roads.

Rats don't need roads.


/Rats.

Most of Madagascar is pretty rough country and there are a number species of snake that eat rats. My understanding is that the rats on the island mostly live around people.

And your friend is not a person?

uh......okay.....that's good, I guess.


or she's going to die imminently....thanks for your support
 
2013-12-10 08:52:15 PM
Just in time for the international release of Madagascar 4: The Final Solution.
 
2013-12-10 08:52:34 PM
I'm less concerned about the buboes than some stir-fried mutated avian influenza
 
2013-12-10 08:53:58 PM
Y'all are farked.

/good-bye.
 
2013-12-10 08:56:07 PM
prensaescenario.files.wordpress.com

EVERYBODY PANIC!!
 
2013-12-10 08:56:59 PM

namegoeshere: Starting in Madagascar is the only way to win.


Nah, it's been a while since I played, but it's entirely possible to craft your infection in such a way that it's easily transmissible but has few if any overt symptoms, so the populations don't panic but it can still spread well. Then it's just random dice until there's an infected in Madagascar. Once you have that, you win (or at least you don't automatically lose).
 
2013-12-10 08:57:49 PM
Few nukes, no problem.

Yes, farkers, I'm just kidding.
 
2013-12-10 08:58:30 PM
Plague is distributed world wide. Because of the horrific losses of people it remains a disease that terrifies people but it is typically controlled by antibiotics. In most developed countries the biggest problem is not having a cure for it but getting a correct diagnosis early because it is a disease doctors rarely see.
http://www.macroevolution.net/black-plague-map.html#.UqfFQuK5W70
 
2013-12-10 08:59:00 PM

Fonaibung: Gyrfalcon: Voiceofreason01: IP: Voiceofreason01: O_O  I have a friend in Northwest Madagascar...*checks google maps...fortunately over 100km away from the village in question and not directly connected by an major roads.

Rats don't need roads.


/Rats.

Most of Madagascar is pretty rough country and there are a number species of snake that eat rats. My understanding is that the rats on the island mostly live around people.

And your friend is not a person?

uh......okay.....that's good, I guess.

You're not the brightest bulb in the house, are you?


You're not even that new....I can't believe you never saw me before.
 
2013-12-10 08:59:24 PM
Was Owen screwing around with the vortex manipulator again?
 
2013-12-10 09:00:05 PM

Omahawg: I'm less concerned about the buboes than some stir-fried mutated avian influenza


I had some of that last week at Panda Express. It was pretty good.
 
2013-12-10 09:00:27 PM
I was going to suggest to nuke Madagascar from orbit on account that nobody here know anyone there anyway and then I read the Boobies.

/Nuke it from orbit
//Don't tell Voiceofreason01
 
2013-12-10 09:01:51 PM
Getting to start in Madagascar is basically a cheat code.
 
2013-12-10 09:02:05 PM
If only there were something they could have been forced to take to boost herd immunity.
 
2013-12-10 09:03:12 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: BalugaJoe: Obamacare dosent cover this.

Madagascar isn't part of the US.


It's the 57th state.
 
2013-12-10 09:03:22 PM
Only one thing we can do............

stream1.gifsoup.com

Whip it, whip yourself good!!!
 
2013-12-10 09:04:19 PM

BKITU: [i.imgur.com image 438x616]

You still lose.


Who is Marshal Law? Is he  related to Cardinal Bernard Law?
 
2013-12-10 09:04:48 PM

Gyrfalcon: You're not even that new....I can't believe you never saw me before.


I am always astounded when one of the 500,000 accounts around here doesn't know exactly who I am. "Really, you took that seriously? Don't you know me?"

Well, crap, they don't!
 
2013-12-10 09:08:16 PM
i623.photobucket.com

/obscure?
 
2013-12-10 09:10:24 PM

calbert: /obscure?


Considering it's the headline, no, not really.
 
2013-12-10 09:11:30 PM
I already had plague so yeah, I'm good thanks.
 
2013-12-10 09:12:36 PM
On a side note, Madagascar has prisons and they are unhygienic and plague rat infested. Still probably nicer than many in Texas.
 
2013-12-10 09:12:38 PM

namegoeshere: Starting in Madagascar is the only way to win.


www.imsai.net

A strange game.  The only way to win is to start in Madagascar.
 
2013-12-10 09:14:18 PM

Fonaibung: Gyrfalcon: Voiceofreason01: IP: Voiceofreason01: O_O  I have a friend in Northwest Madagascar...*checks google maps...fortunately over 100km away from the village in question and not directly connected by an major roads.

Rats don't need roads.


/Rats.

Most of Madagascar is pretty rough country and there are a number species of snake that eat rats. My understanding is that the rats on the island mostly live around people.

And your friend is not a person?

uh......okay.....that's good, I guess.

You're not the brightest bulb in the house, are you?


Gyrfalcon is many things, but "stupid" is not one of them.
 
2013-12-10 09:14:21 PM

chookbillion: BKITU: [i.imgur.com image 438x616]

You still lose.

Marshal Law???????


All your rat are belong to us.
 
2013-12-10 09:17:00 PM

talkertopc: I was going to suggest to nuke Madagascar from orbit on account that nobody here know anyone there anyway and then I read the Boobies.

/Nuke it from orbit
//Don't tell Voiceofreason01


but the lemurs. WHAT ABOUT THE LEMURS!
 
2013-12-10 09:19:02 PM

cryinoutloud: Gyrfalcon: You're not even that new....I can't believe you never saw me before.

I am always astounded when one of the 500,000 accounts around here doesn't know exactly who I am. "Really, you took that seriously? Don't you know me?"

Well, crap, they don't!


Seriously. Who are you?
 
2013-12-10 09:20:00 PM

ukexpat: Who is Marshal Law?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshal_Law_(comics)    Im not even into comics and knew the answer to that .
 
2013-12-10 09:20:31 PM

Lsherm: AirForceVet: Horrible disease to catch. Dying from it is so extreme suffering, you welcome death.

/Worse than Captain Trips.

So is rabies.


The only good thing about rabies is that its main route of transmission is through animal bites, which rarely happens.  If it spread like the flu however, through an aerosol route, and still retained its fatality rate, that would be definitely scary.
 
2013-12-10 09:23:39 PM

Voiceofreason01: talkertopc: I was going to suggest to nuke Madagascar from orbit on account that nobody here know anyone there anyway and then I read the Boobies.

/Nuke it from orbit
//Don't tell Voiceofreason01

but the lemurs. WHAT ABOUT THE LEMURS!


funny-pics.co
 
2013-12-10 09:24:44 PM
In order to survive a rat must chew.
So must we all, we eat or we die.
Not eat. Chew, chew.
Gesundheit.
 
2013-12-10 09:25:11 PM

Funbags: Getting to start in Madagascar is basically a cheat code.


What about the Ukraine?
 
2013-12-10 09:27:53 PM
The first time I played that stupid game I started in Madagascar. I was never that lucky again. I was ignorant! I didn't know what an opportunity I was wasting!
 
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