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2013-12-10 04:25:28 PM
There is a lot of NSFW-ish stuff in that link, if you are worried about that sort of thing.
 
2013-12-10 04:27:00 PM
Fact #12: Blue Is The Warmest Color is NOT, in fact, the best representation of Sapphic intimacy in cinema.
 
2013-12-10 04:28:16 PM
Fark you subby, I didn't click. HA!
 
2013-12-10 04:29:46 PM

Apos: Fact #12: Blue Is The Warmest Color is NOT in fact the best representation of Sapphic intimacy in cinema.


/fixe
 
2013-12-10 04:30:05 PM

Apos: Fact #12: Blue Is The Warmest Color is NOT, in fact, the best representation of Sapphic intimacy in cinema.


Is this expert testimony based on extensive research? Do you have a newsletter?
 
2013-12-10 04:30:52 PM
Huh, I didn't know that they  could distend their jaws like that.
 
2013-12-10 04:32:25 PM
11 things you've farking morons always wanted to know about lesbian sex but were afraid to ask
 
2013-12-10 04:33:14 PM
Sha-wing...
 
2013-12-10 04:33:25 PM

Apos: Fact #12: Blue Is The Warmest Color is NOT, in fact, the best representation of Sapphic intimacy in cinema.


More like blue is the warmest waffle.

Evil Mackerel: Huh, I didn't know that they  could distend their jaws like that.


I believe that is not a jaw, and the word is prolapse.

/has tons of lesbian friends.
//tons = by weight, so like 4.
//slashies for them being able to fix my subaru.
 
2013-12-10 04:34:21 PM
Ahh yes, the "I'm gay so I represent any and all gay people" opinion piece.   Let's all go read Cosmo now.
 
2013-12-10 04:34:45 PM

vudukungfu: Apos: Fact #12: Blue Is The Warmest Color is NOT, in fact, the best representation of Sapphic intimacy in cinema.

More like blue is the warmest waffle.

Evil Mackerel: Huh, I didn't know that they  could distend their jaws like that.

I believe that is not a jaw, and the word is prolapse.

/has tons of lesbian friends.
//tons = by weight, so like 4.
//slashies for them being able to fix my subaru.


This is great work here, I commend you.
 
2013-12-10 04:34:58 PM
12. At what point do you overcome this "I'll teach my parents a lesson!" thing and settle down, meet a nice man, marry him, and join normal society?
 
2013-12-10 04:35:40 PM
Cue the appropriate music.

Bow Chicka WOW WOW ...
 
2013-12-10 04:36:42 PM

Apos: Fact #12: Blue Is The Warmest Color is NOT, in fact, the best representation of Sapphic intimacy in cinema.


"Bound" with Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon.
 
2013-12-10 04:37:46 PM

Jument: There is a lot of NSFW-ish stuff in that link, if you are worried about that sort of thing.


In that case, this is in no case a bookmark so I can view this article at my leisure in the comfort of my own bunk...I mean home.
 
2013-12-10 04:39:43 PM
I am not afraid to ask and have pissed of many people with my stupid questions.

Don't judge me

it's how i learn
 
2013-12-10 04:42:15 PM
FAKE!
 
2013-12-10 04:43:20 PM

Apos: Fact #12: Blue Is The Warmest Color is NOT, in fact, the best representation of Sapphic intimacy in cinema.


So sayeth these actual lesbians.

Favorite comment: "Oh, and she just ate all that spaghetti..."
 
2013-12-10 04:44:17 PM
South Park did it.
 
2013-12-10 04:44:39 PM
I broke my mouse.
 
2013-12-10 04:44:41 PM
No. 1 question wasn't even asked.

Q: Can I join in?

A: With girls, there is a good possibility. With lesbians, highly unlikely.
 
2013-12-10 04:45:52 PM

nickdaisy: 12. At what point do you overcome this "I'll teach my parents a lesson!" thing and settle down, meet a nice man, marry him, and join normal society?


If you got your degree in Wymyn's Studies, it might take awhile.  Otherwise, graduation +/- 2 years.
 
2013-12-10 04:46:55 PM

Cletus C.: No. 1 question wasn't even asked.

Q: Can I join in?

A: With girls, there is a good possibility. With lesbians, highly unlikely.


Don't forget the follow up: Can I at least watch?
 
2013-12-10 04:47:35 PM

TheRealist II: FAKE!


but but but no, i choose to believe that the mouthy lesbian really does like anal sex so much that she had to tell us about it twice.
 
2013-12-10 04:48:39 PM
So......

How do you sharpen the scissors?
 
2013-12-10 04:49:04 PM

Girl Sailor: This is great work here, I commend you.


Why are you farkied as  (favorite: Bet she smells nice) ?
 
2013-12-10 04:49:11 PM
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
 
2013-12-10 04:49:51 PM
The stupid gif images not add credibility.
 
2013-12-10 04:50:08 PM
South Park taught me everything I need to know.
 
2013-12-10 04:50:14 PM
Why is "lesbian until graduation" such a thing? Is it like Marxism, Dworkin and band camp blended together?
 
2013-12-10 04:51:15 PM

TheRealist II: FAKE!


Agreed. Women can absolutely need time to recover after an orgasm when they become overly sensitive.

And ask any man, and we'll tell you that women are NOT always ready to go. So you can leave the male-bashing comments out. Women can be just as frigid, and "queer" as a description for gay men is pretty farked-up.

Being gay or lesbian is perfectly fine. But don't go bashing all men (regardless of their sexual orientation) just because all you dated were douchebags.
 
2013-12-10 04:52:42 PM
Dwight: Where does gayness come from, and how it is transmitted?
Angela: My pastor said it can come from breastfeeding.
Angela: What is it called when two men intertwine their penises, like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet? Is it called red vining?
Dwight: Where are gay men's vaginas?
Toby: They don't have vaginas. They're just regular men.
Dwight: When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?
 
2013-12-10 04:52:57 PM

FarkinHostile: Apos: Fact #12: Blue Is The Warmest Color is NOT, in fact, the best representation of Sapphic intimacy in cinema.

"Bound" with Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon.


I see my work is done here.
 
2013-12-10 04:53:13 PM
Lumpkin is the founder and Chief Sexy Officer of the lesbian adult entertainment brand Juicy Pink Box.

Big surprise there.
 
2013-12-10 04:53:20 PM

cgraves67: Cletus C.: No. 1 question wasn't even asked.

Q: Can I join in?

A: With girls, there is a good possibility. With lesbians, highly unlikely.

Don't forget the follow up: Can I at least watch?


Well I see that is taken care of.
 
2013-12-10 04:54:33 PM
Dangit Fark do I really have to get these things started!!!

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/Boobies
 
2013-12-10 04:57:41 PM
Q: Is your sexual relationship sometimes all farked up by all the other emotional baggage, bickering, gas attacks, all-consuming careers and various other distractions that affect hetrosexual relationships, not to be a downer...
 
2013-12-10 04:57:46 PM
I also really like to receive anal sex, so I like to have a strap-on penetrate me there

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-10 04:58:08 PM
The articles she links to regarding scissoring and fisting are informative as well as . . . um . . . a bit forward to be reading at work.

/This 'Jincey Lumpkin' gal is relevant to my interests.
 
2013-12-10 04:58:15 PM
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2013-12-10 04:59:18 PM

eas81: Dangit Fark do I really have to get these things started!!!

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/Boobies


Jebus! Why don't you have a seat over there?
 
2013-12-10 04:59:22 PM

eas81: Dangit Fark do I really have to get these things started!!!

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/Boobies


You...should probably take a seat over there.
 
2013-12-10 04:59:39 PM

vudukungfu: Girl Sailor: This is great work here, I commend you.

Why are you farkied as  (favorite: Bet she smells nice) ?


I don't even know what that sentence means. Do I smell nice? Hmm...i probably smell like cheese curds and boredom at the moment.
 
2013-12-10 04:59:53 PM

eas81: Dangit Fark do I really have to get these things started!!!

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/Boobies


I am relatively certain those last two pictures are borderline.

/Have a seat
 
2013-12-10 05:00:31 PM

DanZero: Fark you subby, I didn't click. HA!


We've heard that about you
 
2013-12-10 05:01:38 PM
 
2013-12-10 05:02:28 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-12-10 05:03:21 PM

eas81: Dangit Fark do I really have to get these things started!!!

[i758.photobucket.com image 500x500][i758.photobucket.com image 750x600][i758.photobucket.com image 750x600]

/Boobies


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-10 05:06:08 PM
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2013-12-10 05:12:57 PM
Why does a woman who does not like having sex with men wind up dating a woman who looks like a redneck trucker, complete with Billy Ray Cyrus mullet? This is the one mystery I have always pondered. I know the heart wants what it wants, but you'd think more lesbians would be into femmes.
 
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