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(Kansas.com)   No matter how much you hate the Kansas basketball team, it's just rude to refer to them as the 'Gayhawks.' Especially if you're a sports anchor on live television   (kansas.com ) divider line
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2013-12-10 04:05:58 PM  
fark the Gayhawks. They can kiss my ass.
 
2013-12-10 05:02:33 PM  
Gayhawks

what are you gunna do about it subby? cry?
 
2013-12-10 05:03:46 PM  
That guy is the biggest dipshiat ever.  He unapologetically swings from Misery's balls, and in a way I guess I can respect that (the unapologetic part, he doesn't deny it).  I think he's bitter that his beloved choke-happy football team peed down their legs on the almost-biggest stage once again on Saturday and is choosing to beat up a down KU hoops team because they're really the only college team in KC that matters.

As one of the sports radio guys here (Portland OR of all places) is not shy about saying, Mizzou really does have the worst fans in the country.  Old curmudgeon Jack Harry is indeed one of those fans.

And, holy fark, how hold is he?  He seemed pretty damn old when I watched him when I lived there when I was a kid.
 
2013-12-10 05:20:55 PM  
I thought being gay wasn't a bad thing anymore. Did I miss a memo?

#jayhawktears
 
2013-12-10 05:23:43 PM  
It was a soft J or a hard G... or something.
 
2013-12-10 05:39:33 PM  
Sorry, I mean: but, they're blind.
 
2013-12-10 05:44:56 PM  
I have no problem with him saying it. It's not an FCC violation. Everyone in the area knows he's been a Mizzou fan since his days riding with Quantrill.

I'd just rather he didn't stare into the camera and do the "why I never..." business.
 
2013-12-10 05:46:09 PM  
It's funny because "Jay" and "Gay" rhyme.
 
2013-12-10 05:50:22 PM  
I was completely unaware that calling somebody gay was still supposed to be an insult.
 
2013-12-10 05:55:04 PM  
Yes, but their uniforms are fabulous!
 
2013-12-10 06:03:06 PM  
 
2013-12-10 06:08:13 PM  
 
2013-12-10 06:10:24 PM  
So much butt hurt....
 
2013-12-10 06:22:39 PM  

Solid State Vittles: That guy is the biggest dipshiat ever.  He unapologetically swings from Misery's balls, and in a way I guess I can respect that (the unapologetic part, he doesn't deny it).  I think he's bitter that his beloved choke-happy football team peed down their legs on the almost-biggest stage once again on Saturday and is choosing to beat up a down KU hoops team because they're really the only college team in KC that matters.

As one of the sports radio guys here (Portland OR of all places) is not shy about saying, Mizzou really does have the worst fans in the country.  Old curmudgeon Jack Harry is indeed one of those fans.

And, holy fark, how hold is he?  He seemed pretty damn old when I watched him when I lived there when I was a kid.


Good Lord, man, you're about to have an aneurysm.
 
2013-12-10 06:31:24 PM  

AtticusFinchEsq: Solid State Vittles: That guy is the biggest dipshiat ever.  He unapologetically swings from Misery's balls, and in a way I guess I can respect that (the unapologetic part, he doesn't deny it).  I think he's bitter that his beloved choke-happy football team peed down their legs on the almost-biggest stage once again on Saturday and is choosing to beat up a down KU hoops team because they're really the only college team in KC that matters.

As one of the sports radio guys here (Portland OR of all places) is not shy about saying, Mizzou really does have the worst fans in the country.  Old curmudgeon Jack Harry is indeed one of those fans.

And, holy fark, how hold is he?  He seemed pretty damn old when I watched him when I lived there when I was a kid.

Good Lord, man, you're about to have an aneurysm.


Nah.  Just calling a hack a hack!
 
2013-12-10 06:39:08 PM  
Jack Harry?
He's done the same "Jayhawks are overrated" and "Their basketball fans are whining elitists who think their team owns Big XII basketball" every single year since God knows when.  He just can't handle the fact that KU has a great team every year and despite players coming and going, KU keeps on winning.  And his beloved Mizzou Tigers just couldn't do it.
He can call the Jayhawks whatever he wants.  Overrated.  Gayhawks.  Anything at all.  KU will keep on doing what is does, and that is winning.
 
2013-12-10 06:54:17 PM  
Solid State Vittles:

As one of the sports radio guys here (Portland OR of all places) is not shy about saying, Mizzou really does have the worst fans in the country.  Old curmudgeon Jack Harry is indeed one of those fans.

It's Issac and Ropp isn't it? He really, really doesn't like Missouri.
 
2013-12-10 06:55:52 PM  

eyeq360: Jack Harry?
He's done the same "Jayhawks are overrated" and "Their basketball fans are whining elitists who think their team owns Big XII basketball" every single year since God knows when.  He just can't handle the fact that KU has a great team every year and despite players coming and going, KU keeps on winning.  And his beloved Mizzou Tigers just couldn't do it.
He can call the Jayhawks whatever he wants.  Overrated.  Gayhawks.  Anything at all.  KU will keep on doing what is does, and that is winning.


Amen! Plus, there are plenty of better insults that are ripe for the picking. Hit us where it hurts, Jack, this one ain't it.
 
2013-12-10 06:57:44 PM  
Shrug.  Nothing wrong with saying it, as long as you want to look like an ESPN troll, or a 13 year old boy.

You know, a Mizzou fan.
 
2013-12-10 06:59:21 PM  

Solid State Vittles: eyeq360: Jack Harry?
He's done the same "Jayhawks are overrated" and "Their basketball fans are whining elitists who think their team owns Big XII basketball" every single year since God knows when.  He just can't handle the fact that KU has a great team every year and despite players coming and going, KU keeps on winning.  And his beloved Mizzou Tigers just couldn't do it.
He can call the Jayhawks whatever he wants.  Overrated.  Gayhawks.  Anything at all.  KU will keep on doing what is does, and that is winning.

Amen! Plus, there are plenty of better insults that are ripe for the picking. Hit us where it hurts, Jack, this one ain't it.


The Antlers, despite being classless frat boys with little taste, before they become even more dickish people this season (Deadspin had a story on that), could come up with some real zingers.
 
2013-12-10 07:26:16 PM  
There's literally only one thing worse than a Mizzou fan: a kU fan.

And there's only one thing worse than that: a conversation between a Mizzou fan and a kU fan where each of them gives half a shiat. Jesus.
 
2013-12-10 08:33:58 PM  

AtticusFinchEsq: There's literally only one thing worse than a Mizzou fan: a kU fan.

And there's only one thing worse than that: a conversation between a Mizzou fan and a kU fan where each of them gives half a shiat. Jesus.


As an outsider, hearing Kansas and Mizzou fans talk to each other is figuratively the worst thing ever.

Every time, I just want to say "Just screw and get it over with."
 
2013-12-10 08:44:37 PM  
The whole controversy sounds gay.
 
2013-12-10 09:01:40 PM  
Is it March already??

No?

Then why are we talking about NCAA Basketball?
 
2013-12-10 10:04:17 PM  
I laughed...
 
2013-12-10 10:08:46 PM  
They are gay too?  I just thought they liked to fark the animals.  Hogs, sheep, goats, chickens, and all such as.  Well, what do you know.

Mizzou vs. KU sports rivalry is a wholesome replacement for what started the rivalry.  Actual war with shooting, stabbing, raping, burning, etc.  Not kidding--study it out.
 
2013-12-10 10:13:29 PM  

pissnmoan: I just thought they liked to fark the animals.  Hogs, sheep, goats, chickens, and all such as.


Dude, that's k-state.
 
2013-12-10 10:25:44 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I think he's bitter that his beloved choke-happy football team peed down their legs on the almost-biggest stage once again on Saturday and is choosing to beat up a down KU hoops team because they're really the only college team in KC that matters.


/checks basketball score
//nods knowingly
 
2013-12-10 11:10:28 PM  
An actual Gayhawk:

image2.stadiumjourney.com
 
2013-12-10 11:14:28 PM  
'nuff said.

image.cdnllnwnl.xosnetwork.com
 
2013-12-11 12:13:40 AM  
Does anyone have a gif?
 
2013-12-11 01:48:05 AM  
Wait, whats the offensive part  here?  are the gay people offended by being compared to Kansas Basketball, or are Kansas fans just so homophobic and simple minded that being called Gayhawks lowers their self esteem?
 
2013-12-11 01:51:05 AM  
I always just assumed if you allowed Bill Self to manipulate you into playing basketball in the middle of Kansas, you could probably be manipulated into pretty much ANYTHING by a flashy guy with a smile.
 
2013-12-11 02:21:40 AM  

I sound fat: Wait, whats the offensive part  here?  are the gay people offended by being compared to Kansas Basketball, or are Kansas fans just so homophobic and simple minded that being called Gayhawks lowers their self esteem?


This is a rivalry that began with John Brown hacking 8 Missourians to death with machetes followed by Missourians burning 180 Kansans in retaliation.  Then things got nasty.  While Gayhawk certainly isn't a term anyone should be using, I'm frankly surprised the Jayhawks fans in this thread haven't thrown around the word "slaver" like they usually do.  Some of the "digital penetration" jokes I heard after a Mizzou player was arrested for sexual assault were just downright vile.  Once you dig down into the morass of the Border War, you won't find too many clean combatants.
 
2013-12-11 02:25:30 AM  
yeah, but that does not explain who is being offended here.
 
2013-12-11 03:03:59 AM  
Maybe he's confused on the pronunciation of the "J", much like the confusion of GIF and JIF.


//it's GIF people.
//Not like the peanut butter. Fark what anybody else says.
 
2013-12-11 03:53:46 AM  

pissnmoan: They are gay too?  I just thought they liked to fark the animals.  Hogs, sheep, goats, chickens, and all such as.  Well, what do you know.

Mizzou vs. KU sports rivalry is a wholesome replacement for what started the rivalry.  Actual war with shooting, stabbing, raping, burning, etc.  Not kidding--study it out.



Yeah, we kinda used to just kill each other, among other terrible things.  This is better, believe me.
 
2013-12-11 05:27:25 AM  
I find the random Mizzou hate funny.
 
2013-12-11 05:53:05 AM  
I live in the midst of KU/Mizzou fans. It's so farking retarded. Seemingly normal adults reduced to drooling children over a bunch of mongoloids throwing a ball into a hoop. People refuse to believe I neither have a favorite team, nor give a shiat. It gets even better when they find out my wife did like 15 years at KU Med and we never went to a single game. For shame! As if we owe some farking basketball players our support. Some find it oh so offensive. How dare we not fly a flag or cover our cars in tacky bumper stickers.

/lulz, gayhawks...
 
2013-12-11 07:23:42 AM  

Solid State Vittles: Mizzou really does have the worst fans in the country.


Yeah, so much worse than fans that send death threats to their own kicker over Twitter after a big loss.

/Perspective - get some
 
2013-12-11 09:13:48 AM  

I sound fat: Wait, whats the offensive part  here?  are the gay people offended by being compared to Kansas Basketball, or are Kansas fans just so homophobic and simple minded that being called Gayhawks lowers their self esteem?


Well, there is this guy called Phelps and his family in the area, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
 
2013-12-11 09:16:38 AM  

I sound fat: yeah, but that does not explain who is being offended here.


Why not both? Context matters- biatch, for example.

JSam21: I find the random Mizzou hate funny.


KU fans being mad at a Missou alum for turning their mascot's name into a homophobic slur on local TV is random?

AtticusFinchEsq: There's literally only one thing worse than a Mizzou fan: a kU fan.

And there's only one thing worse than that: a conversation between a Mizzou fan and a kU fan where each of them gives half a shiat. Jesus.


Meh. It'll be a shell of itself in 20 years now that the two schools are in different conferences.
 
2013-12-11 09:27:32 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I sound fat: yeah, but that does not explain who is being offended here.

Why not both? Context matters- biatch, for example.

JSam21: I find the random Mizzou hate funny.

KU fans being mad at a Missou alum for turning their mascot's name into a homophobic slur on local TV is random?

AtticusFinchEsq: There's literally only one thing worse than a Mizzou fan: a kU fan.

And there's only one thing worse than that: a conversation between a Mizzou fan and a kU fan where each of them gives half a shiat. Jesus.

Meh. It'll be a shell of itself in 20 years now that the two schools are in different conferences.


Meaning in this thread... most of the Mizzou hate in this thread has zero to do with TFA.
 
2013-12-11 09:31:07 AM  
I don't know how it is on the KC side of the state but it is more like the Cards/Cubs friendly rivalry on the STL side of the state. It might just be me, but I've always prefered the Mizzou/Illinois game every year over the Mizzou/KU games when it came to basketball.
 
2013-12-11 09:45:52 AM  
this is an outrage
 
2013-12-11 10:01:21 AM  

JSam21: I don't know how it is on the KC side of the state but it is more like the Cards/Cubs friendly rivalry on the STL side of the state. It might just be me, but I've always prefered the Mizzou/Illinois game every year over the Mizzou/KU games when it came to basketball.


It's nasty. As a guy that grew up in KC, this thread is only the tip of the iceberg.
 
2013-12-11 11:31:29 AM  
Mentat:This is a rivalry that began with John Brown hacking 8 Missourians to death...


Not really.
The Kansas Nebraska act passed, and the question of slavery was left up to each new territory.
Slave interests assumed that Nebraska would be free and Kansas would be slave.
It became apparent that abolitionists were moving into Kansas.
Slavers freaked and ran newspaper campaigns to rile up Missourians, who had no other news sources.
Missourians waged a terror campaign against Kansas settlers.
John Brown learned from his sons that the Kansas Territory was under attack.
Outraged, Brown moved to KT. He soon murdered eight slaveowners.
This was the first notice given to Missouri bushwackers that they could no longer act with impunity.
 
2013-12-11 03:40:32 PM  

JSam21: I don't know how it is on the KC side of the state but it is more like the Cards/Cubs friendly rivalry on the STL side of the state. It might just be me, but I've always prefered the Mizzou/Illinois game every year over the Mizzou/KU games when it came to basketball.


I don't know what part of St. Louis you live in, but it can get pretty hateful at times. And I know why you prefer the Illinois game:

1) It's played in St. Louis
2) It's one Mizzou always has a chance to win
 
2013-12-11 03:41:25 PM  

Dear Jerk: Mentat:This is a rivalry that began with John Brown hacking 8 Missourians to death...


Not really.
The Kansas Nebraska act passed, and the question of slavery was left up to each new territory.
Slave interests assumed that Nebraska would be free and Kansas would be slave.
It became apparent that abolitionists were moving into Kansas.
Slavers freaked and ran newspaper campaigns to rile up Missourians, who had no other news sources.
Missourians waged a terror campaign against Kansas settlers.
John Brown learned from his sons that the Kansas Territory was under attack.
Outraged, Brown moved to KT. He soon murdered eight slaveowners.
This was the first notice given to Missouri bushwackers that they could no longer act with impunity.


Missourians thought it was cool to own other human beings.

John Brown disagreed.

With his swords.
 
2013-12-11 05:06:16 PM  

show me: JSam21: I don't know how it is on the KC side of the state but it is more like the Cards/Cubs friendly rivalry on the STL side of the state. It might just be me, but I've always prefered the Mizzou/Illinois game every year over the Mizzou/KU games when it came to basketball.

I don't know what part of St. Louis you live in, but it can get pretty hateful at times. And I know why you prefer the Illinois game:

1) It's played in St. Louis
2) It's one Mizzou always has a chance to win


I stay away from Harpos... I recall Mizzou winning their home games the past few years against KU.
 
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