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(Jezebel)   Justin Bieber still the frontrunner for shiattiest person in the world   (jezebel.com) divider line 92
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2013-12-10 01:12:58 PM  
Subby, that's really great you feel like that, and Imma let you finish, but Kanye West is the shiattiest person of all time!
 
2013-12-10 01:26:12 PM  
Jezebel might be the one thing on the planet that's worse than Bieber.  Supposedly they had an article yesterday about how they believed Jameis Winston's accuser, when studying the facts for five seconds would have made it obvious she was a lying whore.
 
2013-12-10 01:26:26 PM  
Oh yeah I'm sure that's exactly how it went down.
Keep this stupid celebrity gossip in the Entertainment tab please.
 
2013-12-10 01:26:36 PM  

bluorangefyre: Subby, that's really great you feel like that, and Imma let you finish, but Kanye West is the shiattiest person of all time!


No point in taking chances...we better launch 'em both into the sun. Kim K, too.
 
2013-12-10 01:26:55 PM  
Considering the source. . .
No farks given.
 
2013-12-10 01:26:55 PM  
it will be fun watching him implode as his fame wanes
 
2013-12-10 01:28:22 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Jezebel might be the one thing on the planet that's worse than Bieber.  Supposedly they had an article yesterday about how they believed Jameis Winston's accuser, when studying the facts for five seconds would have made it obvious she was a lying whore.


10/10 YOU ARE GOOD

/ Read that article. And that was on DeadSpin
 
2013-12-10 01:28:49 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: it will be fun watching him implode as his fame wanes


He sucks enough on his own.
No need to make up dumb fake stories.
 
2013-12-10 01:29:06 PM  
What's happening here?  Why is Jezebel picking on a dumb coont like Beebs?
 
2013-12-10 01:29:17 PM  
Please, these are media icons, not "persons". They're not quite as much 'real people' as WoW characters are, since at least those have organic development and genuine emotion behind them.
 
2013-12-10 01:30:53 PM  
I'm shocked that some who has been a millionaire rockstar since he was like 12 or similar isn't a completely normal young adult.
 
2013-12-10 01:31:09 PM  
Only a shallow, ignorant celebrity culture would consider some douchey kid star the worst person in the world.


"Beiber who?"
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-10 01:31:59 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: bluorangefyre: Subby, that's really great you feel like that, and Imma let you finish, but Kanye West is the shiattiest person of all time!

No point in taking chances...we better launch 'em both into the sun. Kim K, too.


The Sun God does not accept your inferior sacrifices.  Do not anger the Sun God.
 
2013-12-10 01:32:49 PM  
Well they say that GIRLS are cruel to each other....

/this Bieber girl must be a Biatch...
 
2013-12-10 01:33:09 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: it will be fun watching him implode as his fame wanes


I'm thinking he'll be evicted from his trailer park in Moose Jaw because of a restraining order before he's 30.
 
2013-12-10 01:33:24 PM  
I was out to the pub "Murphy's" earlier last evening, had a few cold ones.

I noticed two large women seated at the bar, both had strong accents.

So I  asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of  them chirped "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said....

"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"

Then the lights went out.
 
2013-12-10 01:33:50 PM  
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2013-12-10 01:34:55 PM  
Can we please have a DOUCHE tag? It's sorely needed. If that word offends the modmins, then a 26 MIN tag should also suffice.
 
2013-12-10 01:34:58 PM  
Who annoys me more? BibleWhore.com, or Beebs? God, I can't decide.
 
2013-12-10 01:36:45 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Can we please have a DOUCHE tag? It's sorely needed. If that word offends the modmins, then a 26 MIN tag should also suffice.


What would it look like?
 
2013-12-10 01:39:55 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Jezebel might be the one thing on the planet that's worse than Bieber.  Supposedly they had an article yesterday about how they believed Jameis Winston's accuser, when studying the facts for five seconds would have made it obvious she was a lying whore.


Yeah, I've seen some serious man-bashing on that site. A couple of actually good stories, but they have even worse odds than Cracked. This isn't the only place I've come across this story though. I think DailyFail had it, too, which meant 4 sentences of informative text and then a fashion blog for the rest of the story.
 
2013-12-10 01:42:01 PM  

Richard C Stanford: What would it look like?


rack.2.mshcdn.com


I guess the beibs like to spank with lycra.
 
2013-12-10 01:43:12 PM  

Richard C Stanford: unfarkingbelievable: Can we please have a DOUCHE tag? It's sorely needed. If that word offends the modmins, then a 26 MIN tag should also suffice.

What would it look like?


Bieber the beaver, of course.
 
2013-12-10 01:43:21 PM  

bluorangefyre: Subby, that's really great you feel like that, and Imma let you finish, but Kanye West is the shiattiest person of all time!


Worse than Fred Phelps?  I think not.
 
2013-12-10 01:45:19 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Jezebel might be the one thing on the planet that's worse than Bieber.  Supposedly they had an article yesterday about how they believed Jameis Winston's accuser, when studying the facts for five seconds would have made it obvious she was a lying whore.


Well first off, anyone who is a celebrity or college sports figure is AUTOMATICALLY guilty, didn't you know?

Second, is THIS the story? The one where they can't figure out why he doesn't want to talk about this dropped investigation immediately after he helped win the division championship? Or is there another one? Because this one is pretty bad. I like how they can't understand why this guy doesn't want to open his mouth without a lawyer around. Hell, even Jesus would insist on a lawyer being around nowadays...

http://jezebel.com/dont-push-jameis-winston-too-far-on-that-rape-inv es tig-1479497010
 
2013-12-10 01:45:45 PM  
I was at Target last night picking up some cheap wrapping paper and what did I find? JUSTIN BIEBER CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER. That's a sign of the impending apocalypse, for sure.
 
2013-12-10 01:45:46 PM  
One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...
 
2013-12-10 01:46:08 PM  

Richard C Stanford: unfarkingbelievable: Can we please have a DOUCHE tag? It's sorely needed. If that word offends the modmins, then a 26 MIN tag should also suffice.

What would it look like?


nerdstodolist.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-10 01:47:20 PM  
His downfall, when it comes, shall be glorious.
 
2013-12-10 01:47:55 PM  
If Bieber actually said she looked like a beached whale, he should be ashamed of himself. Talk about lack of creativity.
 
2013-12-10 01:48:23 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...


Wish we could see and judge accordingly
 
2013-12-10 01:48:43 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...


Maybe it's metric.
 
2013-12-10 01:49:17 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...


What a size 14 may look like. Ghastly, isn't she?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-12-10 01:49:33 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Who annoys me more? BibleWhore.com, or Beebs? God, I can't decide.


I'm gonna to with Beiber, since he's more influential.
 
2013-12-10 01:51:17 PM  

Mikey1969: EdNortonsTwin: One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...

What a size 14 may look like. Ghastly, isn't she?

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Thunderthighs. Should could stand to lay off the sammiches.

/would still hit it
 
2013-12-10 01:52:16 PM  

Mikey1969: EdNortonsTwin: One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...

What a size 14 may look like. Ghastly, isn't she?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 409x516]



Ghastly is a bit prettier.
 
2013-12-10 01:55:35 PM  
Can we just skip the next several years and head straight to the Michael Jackson/Jeff Conaway phase of his career??
 
2013-12-10 01:56:20 PM  
So she's not a fan of muktuk, big deal.
 
2013-12-10 01:56:29 PM  
This guy makes Hitler look like Mother Theresa.
 
2013-12-10 01:57:47 PM  

Mikey1969: EdNortonsTwin: One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...

What a size 14 may look like. Ghastly, isn't she?


Sure, I'd hit it.
 
2013-12-10 01:57:59 PM  

Mikey1969: EdNortonsTwin: One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...

What a size 14 may look like. Ghastly, isn't she?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 409x516]


beached whale with makeup
 
2013-12-10 01:59:58 PM  
I'm sure Bieber used to be a perfectly pleasant young lad until some sharks decided to turn him into a moneymaking scheme.
 
2013-12-10 02:02:52 PM  
He's still Canadian, right? Good. Therefore, not my problem.

Unless he starts being mean to small animals, in which case I would be ashamed to be human.
 
2013-12-10 02:05:31 PM  

belhade: I'm sure Bieber used to be a perfectly pleasant young lad until some sharks decided to turn him into a moneymaking scheme.


To be fair, parenting can only go so far when your kid becomes an international phenomenon at 14. It doesn't mean that I think his parents deserve to walk on this, but it's GOT to be tough. I joke that I want my daughter to grow up and be a prodigy and take care of my wife and I for the rest of our lives, but in reality, if the kid is a recording star, has a concert tour, normal public appearances, etc., even the best parents would have trouble catching and correcting everything. I wouldn't want to have to do it.
 
2013-12-10 02:05:43 PM  
I hear he raped ten dogs, just to piss off resentful nobodies.
 
2013-12-10 02:13:21 PM  
As we all know, being catapulted into a vapid celebrity culture during the formative years will have absolutely no ill effect on one's psyche at all. His douchiness is 100% his fault.

/He must have worked overtime to take the title of shiattiest person in the world away from all the genocidal psychopaths out there
//Debbie Downer
 
2013-12-10 02:19:13 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: Mikey1969: EdNortonsTwin: One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14.


ummm...

What a size 14 may look like. Ghastly, isn't she?

Sure, I'd hit it.


....with a harpon, then try out the carcass for as many hogsheds of sweet sweet lamp oil as I could then sell the skin to a zeppelin consortium.
 
2013-12-10 02:31:42 PM  
Size 14 is big
 
2013-12-10 02:34:33 PM  

Mikey1969: What a size 14 may look like when using a deceptive pose/lighting and airbrushed all to hell. Ghastly, isn't she?


FTFY
 
2013-12-10 02:34:40 PM  
How come all his baseball caps are comically oversized?

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

s3-ec.buzzfed.com


s3-ec.buzzfed.com

s3-ec.buzzfed.com


I mean ... seriously...   what the fark?!?!
Even when backwards...

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
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