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(Short List)   And this is what happened to the cast of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Spoiler: Cameron married that woman from that thing   (shortlist.com) divider line 108
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2013-12-10 10:29:20 AM
Turned into a lesbian. An equine lesbian.
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2013-12-10 10:39:10 AM
My girlfriend's, uncle's, best friend's, cousin heard from this guy that saw them all at 31 flavors last night, and said they caught some aging disease, I think it's pretty serious.
 
2013-12-10 10:50:43 AM
I notice they didn't include Principal Rooney...
 
2013-12-10 11:19:38 AM

Mentat: I notice they didn't include Principal Rooney...


lulz

/Came to say this
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2013-12-10 11:27:12 AM
Cool, I really like Mireille Enos. Had no idea she was married to Cameron.

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2013-12-10 11:27:31 AM
In before "Jennifer Grey looked so much better with her old nose".


Jennifer Grey looked so much better with her old nose.
 
2013-12-10 11:30:47 AM

Sybarite: Cool, I really like Mireille Enos. Had no idea she was married to Cameron.

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He looks like he could be Mclovins dad.
 
2013-12-10 11:33:31 AM

Mentat: I notice they didn't include Principal Rooney...


Yeah he was great in Deadwood... And let's just gloss over everything else...
 
2013-12-10 11:36:23 AM

Sheriff McLawdog: Mentat: I notice they didn't include Principal Rooney...

Yeah he was great in Deadwood... And let's just gloss over everything else...


Mia Sarah was good and naked in Undertow (1996), worth a look. Sure beats Rooney
 
2013-12-10 11:36:40 AM
Interestingly, in 1985 (pre-Day Off), Ruck made his Broadway debut in Neil Simon's Biloxi Blues alongside one Matthew Broderick

What's so "interesting"? People play roles in other movies, and they occasionally end up in the SAME movies!!!
 
2013-12-10 11:37:33 AM
*GIS for Mireille Enos*

Well Hello there...
 
2013-12-10 11:37:41 AM
Kristy Swanson looks better than ever!

Not so much, Mia Sara ...
 
2013-12-10 11:38:01 AM
In before SJP horse jokes.

Two Dogs Farking: Turned into a lesbian. An equine lesbian.
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Too late.
 
2013-12-10 11:38:47 AM

Sybarite: Cool, I really like Mireille Enos. Had no idea she was married to Cameron.

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That dude must like Chinese food a lot to marry a human chopstick like that.
 
2013-12-10 11:41:21 AM

Sybarite: Cool, I really like Mireille Enos. Had no idea she was married to Cameron.

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He's a fun actor, I like when he pops up in one of my shows, but holy fark, what the hell is going on with that mustache?
 
2013-12-10 11:44:14 AM
Glad for Ruck. His one-off on "Justified" was a great episode.
 
2013-12-10 11:46:43 AM
Frye's house is still for sale?
 
2013-12-10 11:53:34 AM

Wadded Beef: Glad for Ruck. His one-off on "Justified" was a great episode.


I liked him best in Twister. Rabbit is good, Rabbit is wise.
 
2013-12-10 11:57:28 AM
That house is a POS.
 
2013-12-10 11:59:07 AM
Article fails due to not giving Jennifer Grey credit for her w(o)(o)rk on The L Word.
 
2013-12-10 12:14:16 PM
From the comments I see that Jennifer Grey is married to Agent Coulson.  I had no idea...

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2013-12-10 12:15:15 PM
Wow, the house depressed me more than anything else there.
 
2013-12-10 12:23:45 PM
I've never heard of this movie
 
2013-12-10 12:25:32 PM
Thanks you, Simone.
 
2013-12-10 12:25:58 PM
I really wonder what is wrong with that house - location alone almost covers the price (even if you tore down and rebuilt
 
2013-12-10 12:35:45 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: In before "Jennifer Grey looked so much better with her old nose".


Jennifer Grey looked so much better with her old nose.


The few seconds of Charlie Sheen's thumb is the best part of that movie.

That and Louie Andersen walking the green mile of his movie career.
 
2013-12-10 12:36:15 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Sybarite: Cool, I really like Mireille Enos. Had no idea she was married to Cameron.

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That dude must like Chinese food a lot to marry a human chopstick like that.


I don't understand what this is supposed to mean.

/and Jennifer Grey should have kept her nose.
 
2013-12-10 12:36:36 PM
Sloane became Harley Quinn and married the son of Kermit's voice.
 
2013-12-10 12:40:28 PM
No mention of Ferris' parents marrying each other in real life after the movie and sharing the same birthday and birth year? Fail.
 
2013-12-10 12:45:22 PM
Mentat: I notice they didn't include Principal Rooney...

Well who wants to know what happened to a pedophile other than "he was sentenced to life buried eighteen feet under the jail."
 
2013-12-10 12:48:50 PM

browneye: Mentat: I notice they didn't include Principal Rooney...

Well who wants to know what happened to a pedophile other than "he was sentenced to life buried eighteen feet under the jail."


It was said, he never stopped chasing Ferris...
 
2013-12-10 12:50:22 PM
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Please kill it with fire.
 
2013-12-10 12:50:59 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: I don't understand what this is supposed to mean.


That woman has no curves and her legs are spindly like two chopsticks. Old men have legs like that.
 
2013-12-10 12:51:24 PM
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2013-12-10 12:51:48 PM
Weird. Mia Sara in FBDO was one of the most astoundingly beautiful faces I'd ever seen.

And I didn't even recognize her as Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Birds of Prey. I mean, she was cute, but not devastating. And it's not her age. The short hair, I guess, short-changed her looks.
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2013-12-10 12:53:22 PM

browneye: Mentat: I notice they didn't include Principal Rooney...

Well who wants to know what happened to a pedophile other than "he was sentenced to life buried eighteen feet under the jail."


WTF did I miss?
 
2013-12-10 12:58:08 PM

Broom: Weird. Mia Sara in FBDO was one of the most astoundingly beautiful faces I'd ever seen.


Agreed. Something about her eyes and long hair gave her an "ambiguous exotic" look in the sense she could easily pass for about fifty different ethnicites. Strangely enough, I saw FBDO a bunch of times when I was really little and can't remember watching it at all in a long time, so I don't think I've actually spanked it to her...

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2013-12-10 01:01:10 PM
nor did they mention the guy who took the Ferrari out for a spin...
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2013-12-10 01:01:24 PM
What was the point of that? Most of those people are still in show business.

Is there anyone who cares what Charlie Sheen is up to these days who doesn't know what Charlie Sheen is up to these days?
 
2013-12-10 01:03:57 PM

bikerbob59: WTF did I miss?


per wiki:

Arrest
In 2002, Jones was arrested for soliciting a 14-year-old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs, and possession of child pornography. Jones pled no contest in a Los Angeles courtroom to the felony charge under Penal Code Section 311.4 involving a 14 year old boy posing in sexually explicit photos in 2003.[4] Under CA Penal Code Section 1016(3) this is deemed the same as a plea of guilty for all purposes. The misdemeanor possession charge was dropped after Jones pleaded no contest to the felony charge of inducing a minor to pose for sexually explicit photographs; he was sentenced to five years' probation, ordered to undergo counseling, and required to register as a [5] In October 2004 the victim of Jones' sexual abuse sued Jones in Los Angeles Superior Court for damages related to the abuse he suffered at the hands of Jones.[8] In 2004 and 2010, Jones was arrested for failing to update his sex offender registration.[9] The 2004 allegation of failing to update was dismissed by Florida prosecutors after an investigation. On September 28, 2010, Jones was sentenced for the 2010 failure to update violation to three years probation and 250 hours of community service.[2]


Also: FBDO was not planned or originally cut to be the comedy it was released as. The director's cut was just shy of three hours long and was much darker in tone including a stripjoint sequence for Cameron and a visit to a hooker)(think of it as a teenaged Deconstructing Harry).. Preview audiences loathed it, so it was re-edited down to what the world knows it as today. (all per a two-hour making of special on Biography which I stumbled on during one of my frequent bouts of insomnia.)

Further useless trivia: John Cusack and James Spader were the runners-up for the role. And Meg Ryan came theeeeeessss close to being Sloane.
 
2013-12-10 01:05:28 PM
Ben Stein was in Ghostbusters?
 
2013-12-10 01:08:09 PM
Is it safe to say that ferris must be hung like a horse because he married one.
 
2013-12-10 01:17:34 PM
...and required to register as a sex offender for life...

Don't know why that got dropped from the c+p. But there it is.
 
2013-12-10 01:20:52 PM

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It was hockey blasphemy that they had him in a Dead Things jersey when the movie took place in Chicago. That, and they should have shown at least a boob when Sloan changed at the pool...
 
2013-12-10 01:24:16 PM

T.rex: nor did they mention the guy who took the Ferrari out for a spin...
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Now that's something which should have been included.
 
2013-12-10 01:25:01 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Jennifer Grey looked so much better with her old nose.

 
2013-12-10 01:27:42 PM

skyotter: Sloane became Harley Quinn and married the son of Kermit's voice.


She's married Sean Connery's son before that, giving Sean a grandson.

ten foiled hats: Ben Stein was in Ghostbusters?


He was in Ghostbusters 2. He was the bureaucrat who informed everyone how tough the slime shell over the museum was.
 
2013-12-10 01:35:47 PM

Broom: And I didn't even recognize her as Dr. Harleen Quinzel in Birds of Prey. I mean, she was cute, but not devastating. And it's not her age. The short hair, I guess, short-changed her looks.


It's the uterine life-support DNA that kicked in. Once she had a kid, she had to signal she's successfully reproduced to impress the beta women and ward off unwanted male attention.
 
2013-12-10 01:38:11 PM

Sinbox: Also: FBDO was not planned or originally cut to be the comedy it was released as. The director's cut was just shy of three hours long and was much darker in tone


Ferris is just a figment of Cameron's imagination. Pretty obvious, given that there's no way the gang could have done all those things in Chicago in the short amount of time they had.
 
2013-12-10 01:48:49 PM
Mia Sara was also pretty smokin' in By The Sword, one of my favorite underseen/underrated movies.
 
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