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(Tampa Bay Online)   Mom does whippets with one-year-old in the backseat of the car and falls asleep at a busy intersection. Her excuse? "I was tired and it happens"   (tbo.com) divider line 88
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2013-12-10 10:41:02 AM  
The friend told dispatchers Lee was doing "whippets" in front of him, according to the report.

i guess if you're going to be a dumbass, go all out.
 
2013-12-10 10:41:08 AM  
"She feel asleep"    Nice editing job, Lou.
 
2013-12-10 10:41:18 AM  
While doing whippets with her one year-old is horribly irresponsible, at least she was in the back seat and not driving the vehicle.
 
2013-12-10 10:41:46 AM  
Whippet good.
 
2013-12-10 10:42:00 AM  
Whippet good?
 
2013-12-10 10:42:12 AM  

wiseolddude: "She feel asleep"    Nice editing job, Lou.


geekti.me

Perhaps she is employed at Outer Heaven.
 
2013-12-10 10:42:42 AM  
img.fark.com  exists for a reason people.
 
2013-12-10 10:43:00 AM  
Damn cell phone
 
2013-12-10 10:43:05 AM  
She was doing the dog in the back seat?  What?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-10 10:45:06 AM  
I didn't realize nitrous oxide had addictive/abusive potential quite like that.
 
2013-12-10 10:45:25 AM  

Fast Moon: She was doing the dog in the back seat?  What?

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It's a gas gas gas.
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-12-10 10:49:03 AM  
so her and her 1 year old were doing whippets?  In the back seat?  Did the baby fall asleep too or is he/she a true one year old bad ass?  so many questions, maybe I should RTFA..
 
2013-12-10 10:49:13 AM  

Dimensio: While doing whippets with her one year-old is horribly irresponsible, at least she was in the back seat and not driving the vehicle.


I see my complaints about poorly worded sentences have been covered.
 
2013-12-10 10:49:25 AM  
Whippet thread!

dims.vetstreet.com

houndscene.com

piitbull.com
/oh hai guyz
 
2013-12-10 10:50:43 AM  
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2013-12-10 10:51:56 AM  
I was at a party back in the stone age when whippets first hit the scene. This guy kept doing them one after the other from this small blue bottle thing. At one point, he laid back and closed his eyes.

His face was white as a ghost and his lips were blue from the bottles. I thought the dude died right there.

Being the responsible 17 year old I was, I quickly picked up all my beer and got the fark out of there.

/CSB
 
2013-12-10 10:52:11 AM  

wiseolddude: "She feel asleep"    Nice editing job, Lou.


FTFA: The passer-by called a friend to check on Lee and the child, and the friend call[ed] authorities.

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-12-10 10:53:08 AM  
So what if she likes Devo, that's a crime now?
 
2013-12-10 10:54:03 AM  
I think one year old is a little young to be doing whippets.
 
2013-12-10 10:54:22 AM  
I thought nitrous oxide was a sex drug? Poppers? At least, that's what I use it for, and it would explain what she was doing with the dog.
 
2013-12-10 10:54:47 AM  

It's not too late to whippet.


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2013-12-10 10:54:52 AM  
She was in the front seat: "A Bradenton mother was seen inhaling "whippets" and fell asleep at the wheel of her car"
 
2013-12-10 10:54:53 AM  
Nah, a real loser is someone with no kids. As we know, people with no kids aren't adults, but when you have kids it makes you wiser.
 
2013-12-10 10:55:49 AM  
Meh, who among us has not passed out mid-coitus with a dachshund in the back of a parked car while bombed out on meow meow?  Or, woken up confused and angry, covered in dog bites and torn upholstery after a bath salts beagle binge?  These things happen.
 
2013-12-10 10:59:46 AM  

Fast Moon: She was doing the dog in the back seat?  What?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 500x437]



www.maggiedriscoll.com
 
2013-12-10 11:01:27 AM  
She likes cocaine,
and flippin out with Great Danes..
 
2013-12-10 11:02:10 AM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: She was in the front seat: "A Bradenton mother was seen inhaling "whippets" and fell asleep at the wheel of her car"


Hey, don't discriminate and assume that all cultures have wheels only in the front seat.
 
2013-12-10 11:04:20 AM  
FTFA: "According to police, Lee admitted to falling asleep at the intersection, saying, "I was tired and it happens."

Well, she IS technically correct.
 
2013-12-10 11:04:20 AM  
Last week I mentioned in a thread that no one wants the "WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH"s while driving.  I stand corrected.

/who knew?
 
2013-12-10 11:04:26 AM  
Who the hell does whippets anymore?

Some of my dumbass friends used to do them all the time in the early 90's... I never understood the draw to it.
 
2013-12-10 11:04:30 AM  
Ahhh......Hippie Crack.  I remember (barely) bringing tanks of the stuff to Dead shows.  Good times.

/RIP Jer
//you marvelous junky
 
2013-12-10 11:05:29 AM  
It sounds like a problem came along.
 
2013-12-10 11:07:15 AM  

misanthropic1: It sounds like a problem came along.


Or the cream sat out too long
 
2013-12-10 11:09:14 AM  
Which one of MTV's Teen Moms was it this time?
 
2013-12-10 11:09:40 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: I thought nitrous oxide was a sex drug? Poppers? At least, that's what I use it for, and it would explain what she was doing with the dog.


No these aren't poppers. Poppers are amyl nitrate. This is nitrous oxide. Unless you were being funny, in which case I just woke up.
 
2013-12-10 11:10:15 AM  
What the semi-'tarded article author might have been talking about:

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-12-10 11:11:43 AM  
Lady Indica:  Poppers are amyl nitrate. This is nitrous oxide.

Whatever, looks like she picked the wrong week to give them up.
 
2013-12-10 11:14:48 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: What the semi-'tarded article author might have been talking about:

[ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x463]


exactly.  As another poster said, waaaay back in the stone age (circa 1979-80) these were popular among me and my marijuana smokin late teen/early 20s friends. I did some with two of my friends, and all I really remember was how LOUD the oreos I was eating sounded inside my head, and how I didn't want to move (lean forward, actually) to get another one from the package on the coffee table.

Oh, and the 3' tall ceramic grayhound moved.  I swear it did.
 
2013-12-10 11:17:19 AM  

Fast Moon: She was doing the dog in the back seat?  What?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 500x437]


came for something like this, leaving satisfied. Subby e'd when he/she should have i'd.
 
2013-12-10 11:22:38 AM  

santadog: Last week I mentioned in a thread that no one wants the "WAHWAHWAHWAHWAH"s while driving.  I stand corrected.

/who knew?


As an extremely irresponsible 20 something I did a Balloon in the car driving by myself up 95 after having stopped to pick up the canisters.

It was really stupid and extremely dangerous as N2O can just make you pass out BUT the reggae music never sounded so awesome.

I recall some really bad situations on dead lot where kids would pass out and face plant on concrete or the worse involved a trailer hitch. That was UGLY!!!. That is why you sit down before you do them people.
 
2013-12-10 11:23:00 AM  
I did whippets once, back in 1983. In a flea-bag motel just off Bourbon Street. Got the full flavor of the buzz, did it up right. So I can honestly and knowledgeably say... meh, it's just not for me. At all.
 
2013-12-10 11:23:45 AM  

There's Always A Bloody Ghost: She was in the front seat: "A Bradenton mother was seen inhaling "whippets" and fell asleep at the wheel of her car"


Ooohhhhh.  THAT"S what the headline meant!  Thank you for clearing that up.

I thought for certain that a woman was either having a threesome with her toddler and a dog or was doing inhalants along with her toddler. In the back seat her car at an intersection no less!

Boy do I look foolish!  Sheesh.  I mean, without you to come along and clarify that for all of us, how many farkers would have continued to be confused by this?  We really would have looked like morons.
 
2013-12-10 11:24:44 AM  
At least she didn't have a meth lab:

i1215.photobucket.com

/any excuse
 
2013-12-10 11:25:53 AM  
mtv.mtvnimages.com

I guess a problem came along.
 
2013-12-10 11:27:10 AM  

misanthropic1: It sounds like a problem came along.


*shakes tiny fist of rage*
 
2013-12-10 11:30:52 AM  

berylman: I didn't realize nitrous oxide had addictive/abusive potential quite like that.


About anything is addictive if it helps you escape reality.
 
2013-12-10 11:31:03 AM  

Lady Indica: Mambo Bananapatch: I thought nitrous oxide was a sex drug? Poppers? At least, that's what I use it for, and it would explain what she was doing with the dog.

No these aren't poppers. Poppers are amyl nitrate. This is nitrous oxide. Unless you were being funny, in which case I just woke up.


As much as I would like to say, yes, I was being funny...well, let's just say that yes, I was being funny.
 
2013-12-10 11:36:32 AM  

schemy: Ahhh......Hippie Crack.  I remember (barely) bringing tanks of the stuff to Dead shows.  Good times.

/RIP Jer
//you marvelous junky


You didn't happen to be at the Buffalo show in June '88? Natalie Merchant etc opened. We might have met...
 
2013-12-10 11:36:38 AM  
What is that like, to live a life so free of guilt and shame that you can shrug off serious substance abuse issues and the risk of injuring or killing your children while doing so? Hell, I feel shame when I misstate something or bump into somebody - I can't imagine being that farking oblivious...
 
2013-12-10 11:37:06 AM  

Cheesehead_Dave: I think one year old is a little young to be doing whippets.


7 in whippet years.
 
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