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(Iceland Review)   Rolling Stones songs blared into the ocean fail to scare 50,000 tons of trapped herring back out to sea. RELEASE THE NICKELBACKEN   (icelandreview.com) divider line 79
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2013-12-10 12:44:22 PM
The problem was man made..
So (lowers sunglasses)
He who delt it Smelt it?
 
2013-12-10 12:45:49 PM
Time for the ultimate solution for such a dilemma -- put Phish in the shark cage and lower to the bottom of fjord.  Make it a phree concert because everyone knows those herring can't afjord to pay a phenning.
 
2013-12-10 12:46:53 PM

H31N0US: dragonchild: Now THAT is a funny headline.

 
2013-12-10 12:48:54 PM
Just once in my life I'd like to come up with a headline that entirely awesome.  So much win.
 
2013-12-10 12:54:34 PM

hitlersbrain: Are they Red... Herrings?


It wooks wike somewon would wike a work wif you.
 
2013-12-10 12:55:16 PM
www.morethings.com
 
2013-12-10 01:24:53 PM

sno man: Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.


this


//HOTY candidate.
 
2013-12-10 01:25:42 PM
Back in the 70's Keith Richards used to smoke herrings, so...
 
2013-12-10 01:34:40 PM

trickymoo: MMmmmmmmm looks like its time for a treat
Gross as it may be, SOOOOPER delicious.
[melissapepin.com image 292x400]

/ Half the fam are Swedes, so... Ja.
// Ja I'd eat it all.


I'm a wine sauce sort of guy.
 
2013-12-10 01:37:23 PM

Zul the Magnificent: sno man: Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.

ME too.  Late HOTY contender.


/and I like Nickelback.

//Don't care if you do or not.



Who just farkin' comes into a thread and says "I like Nickelback"...you're yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theatre here...
 
2013-12-10 01:38:23 PM
They've also tried Orca and other whale sounds, with no luck. Matbe they should pump in Limbaugh.

Throw in a plastic Baby Jesus...it scared the USAF
 
2013-12-10 01:56:29 PM
Pickled fish is for pussies.

satwcomic.com
 
2013-12-10 02:08:57 PM

Loaf's Tray: Who just farkin' comes into a thread and says "I like Nickelback"...you're yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theatre here...


That would be Zul.

/Likes to yell "THEATER" at a crowded fire.
 
2013-12-10 02:36:26 PM
Actually, literally, 'laughed out loud' at the headline. That's a rarity. ::golf claps::
 
2013-12-10 02:57:02 PM
Two words. Yoko. Ono.
 
2013-12-10 03:06:07 PM

TheNewWinch: sno man: Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.

this


//HOTY candidate.

 
2013-12-10 03:16:32 PM

EnderWiggnz: [clatl.com image 600x450]

approves


I can't believe it took that long.
 
2013-12-10 03:48:35 PM

testaclese: Actually, literally, 'laughed out loud' at the headline. That's a rarity. ::golf claps::


I *almost* laughed out loud at Zul's  post, just above yours
 
2013-12-10 03:49:50 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Man if I open a can of herring and all their little fins are stuck out behind their hips and their fishy lips are puffed out, I'll still eat them.


What you did there. I see it.
 
2013-12-10 04:07:30 PM
What they really need to pump in is Air Supply. It will either drive them out, or give them enough oxygen to stay alive.
 
2013-12-10 05:01:50 PM

Maud Dib: Clemkadidlefark: Hey, c'mon. Nickelback is good. Wanna scare the fish, blare a Union Obama rally at 7,000 watts into the ocean. Hell, you'll even have the rocks on the ocean bottom jumping out of the water.


Aren't you special.


[www.fengapapit.com image 480x360]


Really? That's the best you can do? That doesn't even hurt my feelings ..
 
2013-12-10 06:56:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion


That's probably causing the beached whales.  The Celine Dion is driving them insane and suicide is the only option to be free from the pain.
 
2013-12-10 06:59:36 PM

eyeq360: The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion

That's probably causing the beached whales.  The Celine Dion is driving them insane and suicide is the only option to be free from the pain.


I would have guessed anyone that was, uh, "helped" with AutoTune, which pretty much counts everybody in dance music in the last 20 years.
 
2013-12-10 07:03:35 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: eyeq360: The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion

That's probably causing the beached whales.  The Celine Dion is driving them insane and suicide is the only option to be free from the pain.

I would have guessed anyone that was, uh, "helped" with AutoTune, which pretty much counts everybody in dance music in the last 20 years.


That too.
The alien probe in Star Trek IV must have heard some of the music coming from Earth and was asking the whales if they were OK.  Destroying humans was retaliation for the punishment inflicted on the whales.
 
2013-12-10 07:45:33 PM

eyeq360: Dr Jack Badofsky: eyeq360: The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion

That's probably causing the beached whales.  The Celine Dion is driving them insane and suicide is the only option to be free from the pain.

I would have guessed anyone that was, uh, "helped" with AutoTune, which pretty much counts everybody in dance music in the last 20 years.

That too.
The alien probe in Star Trek IV must have heard some of the music coming from Earth and was asking the whales if they were OK.  Destroying humans was retaliation for the punishment inflicted on the whales.


I don't care what happens afterwards, if Kanye West is first, then it's sound reasoning to me.
 
2013-12-10 07:50:01 PM

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: Two words. Yoko. Ono.


Is what the ocean sounds like when it hurls.
 
2013-12-10 08:24:18 PM

bongmiester: maybe they're hard of herring


Came here to say this
 
2013-12-10 11:49:27 PM
This surely won't have any unforeseen nasty affects, nope. Damn, why are people so fugging stupid?
 
2013-12-11 02:55:42 PM
Perfect headline.
 
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