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(Iceland Review)   Rolling Stones songs blared into the ocean fail to scare 50,000 tons of trapped herring back out to sea. RELEASE THE NICKELBACKEN   (icelandreview.com) divider line 79
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2013-12-10 11:05:33 AM
We need a higher pitch.


Release the Celine Dion
 
2013-12-10 11:11:50 AM
I said, hey! You! Get out of my fjord
Hey! You! Get out of my fjord
Hey! You! Get out of my fjord
 
2013-12-10 11:18:09 AM
50,000 tons of herring, just sitting around in a Nordic fjord?  You'd figure it'd be this, very quickly:

www.visschotels.info

ROLMOPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!11
 
2013-12-10 11:44:40 AM

markie_farkie: 50,000 tons of herring, just sitting around in a Nordic fjord?  You'd figure it'd be this, very quickly:

[www.visschotels.info image 800x600]

ROLMOPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!11


I heart rollmops.
 
2013-12-10 11:50:32 AM
Don't blast "Gimme Shelter"! You're only encouraging them to stay!
 
2013-12-10 11:52:27 AM
Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.
 
2013-12-10 11:59:08 AM

sno man: Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.


ME too.  Late HOTY contender.


/and I like Nickelback.

//Don't care if you do or not.
 
2013-12-10 11:59:17 AM
Headline looped past stupid into comedy gold. Well played.
 
2013-12-10 12:00:38 PM
Time to update the references.
 
2013-12-10 12:00:43 PM
Now THAT is a funny headline.
 
2013-12-10 12:00:59 PM
Where are the pickle tankers when you need them.
 
2013-12-10 12:01:04 PM
Great, now not only will they be trapped, they'll also be herring impaired.
 
2013-12-10 12:01:13 PM
Hey, c'mon. Nickelback is good. Wanna scare the fish, blare a Union Obama rally at 7,000 watts into the ocean. Hell, you'll even have the rocks on the ocean bottom jumping out of the water.
 
2013-12-10 12:01:48 PM

dragonchild: Now THAT is a funny headline.

 
2013-12-10 12:02:31 PM
Fortunately I turned just in time, so subby doesn't owe me a new keyboard.
 
2013-12-10 12:02:43 PM

sno man: Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.


This
 
2013-12-10 12:03:58 PM
clatl.com

approves
 
2013-12-10 12:04:49 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.


Release the Celine Dion


Why do you hate fish?
 
2013-12-10 12:06:36 PM

big pig peaches: Great, now not only will they be trapped, they'll also be herring impaired.


*slap*
 
2013-12-10 12:07:15 PM
I blame bad herring
 
2013-12-10 12:07:54 PM
MMmmmmmmm looks like its time for a treat
Gross as it may be, SOOOOPER delicious.
melissapepin.com

/ Half the fam are Swedes, so... Ja.
// Ja I'd eat it all.
 
2013-12-10 12:08:02 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-12-10 12:08:23 PM

JohnAnnArbor: The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.


Release the Celine Dion

Why do you hate fish?


The fish aren't even the problem.  Celine Dion exposure, like mercury, is bio-accumulative and will never leave the food chain.

Years from now, apex predators would still be suffering.
 
2013-12-10 12:12:38 PM
files.sharenator.com

Have they tried saying "Ni!" to them?
 
2013-12-10 12:13:04 PM
maybe they're hard of herring
 
2013-12-10 12:13:10 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.
 

Release the Celine Dion

They probably are used to shark sounds
 
2013-12-10 12:13:19 PM
I see we have an early entry into next year's HOTY.
 
2013-12-10 12:15:00 PM
Just jumping on the "Bravo" bandwagon, subby.  Franky I couldn't care less about the linked article.
 
2013-12-10 12:17:08 PM

Odoriferous Queef: big pig peaches: Great, now not only will they be trapped, they'll also be herring impaired.

*slap*


In the rules of FARK, it should be requisite to slap your own face, after such posts.

/another Farker beat me to the "Gimme Shelter" one

//slaps own face
 
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2013-12-10 12:17:16 PM
Kanye West. Herring are heterosexual while Kanye West is a gay fish. Either the herring will flee or they'll kill the gay fish for its sexual orientation. Either way, a problem is solved.
 
2013-12-10 12:18:14 PM
Man if I open a can of herring and all their little fins are stuck out behind their hips and their fishy lips are puffed out, I'll still eat them.
 
2013-12-10 12:21:47 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.


Release the Celine Dion


You could get them to move out to sea faster with some Bieber?
 
2013-12-10 12:21:54 PM

markie_farkie: 50,000 tons of herring, just sitting around in a Nordic fjord?  You'd figure it'd be this, very quickly:



ROLMOPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!11


Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
 
2013-12-10 12:22:32 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Hey, c'mon. Nickelback is good. Wanna scare the fish, blare a Union Obama rally at 7,000 watts into the ocean. Hell, you'll even have the rocks on the ocean bottom jumping out of the water.



Aren't you special.


www.fengapapit.com
 
2013-12-10 12:24:11 PM
Nah, Nickleback would just draw crowds of herring who all look and act the same... you really want to scare them away...

RELEASE THE SLAYER FANS:

static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-12-10 12:24:23 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-12-10 12:25:36 PM
Now that caught my funny bone.  Well played.
 
2013-12-10 12:26:14 PM
Release Don Dokken?
 
2013-12-10 12:28:27 PM
Release the Bjork.

It'll be their swan song.
 
2013-12-10 12:30:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.


Release the Celine Dion


Dear God, man, you'll kill us all!
 
2013-12-10 12:31:06 PM
Milo: You think you're so f*ckin' cool, don't you? You think you're so f*ckin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain.

Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.
 
2013-12-10 12:32:50 PM
Oooohhhhh. Time to make Surströmming!!
 
2013-12-10 12:33:53 PM
I'll never be your bait for sturgeon
They'll eat me up, and it'll be curtains
All I want is for you to just let me be
I'll never be your bait for sturgeon 
I'm on you hook, my guts are squirtin'
All I want is for you to just set me free 

I'll tell ya
You can't put me out
To the sea
Put me out
of your fjord to freeze
But, put me out, put me out
Put me out of misery
 
2013-12-10 12:34:57 PM
Nice one, subby
 
2013-12-10 12:37:28 PM

markie_farkie: 50,000 tons of herring, just sitting around in a Nordic fjord?  You'd figure it'd be this, very quickly:



ROLMOPS FOR EVERYONE!!!!11


Call me old fashioned but I like this better:

static2.hln.be
 
2013-12-10 12:38:14 PM
Release the 4 year olds to run around scaring the fishies
 
2013-12-10 12:39:34 PM
Nickel-BACON?
 
2013-12-10 12:39:41 PM

Odoriferous Queef: big pig peaches: Great, now not only will they be trapped, they'll also be herring impaired.

*slap*


LOLS

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-12-10 12:40:43 PM
Are they Red... Herrings?
 
2013-12-10 12:40:56 PM
If you play a Nickelback song in reverse you'll hear preaching by the Devil himself.  What's even worse if you play it normally forward....you'll hear Nickelback
 
2013-12-10 12:44:22 PM
The problem was man made..
So (lowers sunglasses)
He who delt it Smelt it?
 
2013-12-10 12:45:49 PM
Time for the ultimate solution for such a dilemma -- put Phish in the shark cage and lower to the bottom of fjord.  Make it a phree concert because everyone knows those herring can't afjord to pay a phenning.
 
2013-12-10 12:46:53 PM

H31N0US: dragonchild: Now THAT is a funny headline.

 
2013-12-10 12:48:54 PM
Just once in my life I'd like to come up with a headline that entirely awesome.  So much win.
 
2013-12-10 12:54:34 PM

hitlersbrain: Are they Red... Herrings?


It wooks wike somewon would wike a work wif you.
 
2013-12-10 12:55:16 PM
www.morethings.com
 
2013-12-10 01:24:53 PM

sno man: Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.


this


//HOTY candidate.
 
2013-12-10 01:25:42 PM
Back in the 70's Keith Richards used to smoke herrings, so...
 
2013-12-10 01:34:40 PM

trickymoo: MMmmmmmmm looks like its time for a treat
Gross as it may be, SOOOOPER delicious.
[melissapepin.com image 292x400]

/ Half the fam are Swedes, so... Ja.
// Ja I'd eat it all.


I'm a wine sauce sort of guy.
 
2013-12-10 01:37:23 PM

Zul the Magnificent: sno man: Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.

ME too.  Late HOTY contender.


/and I like Nickelback.

//Don't care if you do or not.



Who just farkin' comes into a thread and says "I like Nickelback"...you're yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theatre here...
 
2013-12-10 01:38:23 PM
They've also tried Orca and other whale sounds, with no luck. Matbe they should pump in Limbaugh.

Throw in a plastic Baby Jesus...it scared the USAF
 
2013-12-10 01:56:29 PM
Pickled fish is for pussies.

satwcomic.com
 
2013-12-10 02:08:57 PM

Loaf's Tray: Who just farkin' comes into a thread and says "I like Nickelback"...you're yelling "FIRE" in a crowded theatre here...


That would be Zul.

/Likes to yell "THEATER" at a crowded fire.
 
2013-12-10 02:36:26 PM
Actually, literally, 'laughed out loud' at the headline. That's a rarity. ::golf claps::
 
2013-12-10 02:57:02 PM
Two words. Yoko. Ono.
 
2013-12-10 03:06:07 PM

TheNewWinch: sno man: Just here to say that headline there, that was funny.

this


//HOTY candidate.

 
2013-12-10 03:16:32 PM

EnderWiggnz: [clatl.com image 600x450]

approves


I can't believe it took that long.
 
2013-12-10 03:48:35 PM

testaclese: Actually, literally, 'laughed out loud' at the headline. That's a rarity. ::golf claps::


I *almost* laughed out loud at Zul's  post, just above yours
 
2013-12-10 03:49:50 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: Man if I open a can of herring and all their little fins are stuck out behind their hips and their fishy lips are puffed out, I'll still eat them.


What you did there. I see it.
 
2013-12-10 04:07:30 PM
What they really need to pump in is Air Supply. It will either drive them out, or give them enough oxygen to stay alive.
 
2013-12-10 05:01:50 PM

Maud Dib: Clemkadidlefark: Hey, c'mon. Nickelback is good. Wanna scare the fish, blare a Union Obama rally at 7,000 watts into the ocean. Hell, you'll even have the rocks on the ocean bottom jumping out of the water.


Aren't you special.


[www.fengapapit.com image 480x360]


Really? That's the best you can do? That doesn't even hurt my feelings ..
 
2013-12-10 06:56:28 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion


That's probably causing the beached whales.  The Celine Dion is driving them insane and suicide is the only option to be free from the pain.
 
2013-12-10 06:59:36 PM

eyeq360: The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion

That's probably causing the beached whales.  The Celine Dion is driving them insane and suicide is the only option to be free from the pain.


I would have guessed anyone that was, uh, "helped" with AutoTune, which pretty much counts everybody in dance music in the last 20 years.
 
2013-12-10 07:03:35 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: eyeq360: The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion

That's probably causing the beached whales.  The Celine Dion is driving them insane and suicide is the only option to be free from the pain.

I would have guessed anyone that was, uh, "helped" with AutoTune, which pretty much counts everybody in dance music in the last 20 years.


That too.
The alien probe in Star Trek IV must have heard some of the music coming from Earth and was asking the whales if they were OK.  Destroying humans was retaliation for the punishment inflicted on the whales.
 
2013-12-10 07:45:33 PM

eyeq360: Dr Jack Badofsky: eyeq360: The Stealth Hippopotamus: We need a higher pitch.

Release the Celine Dion

That's probably causing the beached whales.  The Celine Dion is driving them insane and suicide is the only option to be free from the pain.

I would have guessed anyone that was, uh, "helped" with AutoTune, which pretty much counts everybody in dance music in the last 20 years.

That too.
The alien probe in Star Trek IV must have heard some of the music coming from Earth and was asking the whales if they were OK.  Destroying humans was retaliation for the punishment inflicted on the whales.


I don't care what happens afterwards, if Kanye West is first, then it's sound reasoning to me.
 
2013-12-10 07:50:01 PM

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: Two words. Yoko. Ono.


Is what the ocean sounds like when it hurls.
 
2013-12-10 08:24:18 PM

bongmiester: maybe they're hard of herring


Came here to say this
 
2013-12-10 11:49:27 PM
This surely won't have any unforeseen nasty affects, nope. Damn, why are people so fugging stupid?
 
2013-12-11 02:55:42 PM
Perfect headline.
 
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