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(OC Weekly)   Just in time for the holidays, Octomom and her battalion of shaved-headed kids face eviction again   (blogs.ocweekly.com) divider line 106
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2013-12-10 10:59:27 AM
Well, the Mail reports Chapman sold the five-bedroom, three-bathroom house out from under Natalie last month to Lana El-Jor, who "wants the family out because of Nadya's poor reputation as a tenant."

Heartless Kryptonian biatch.
 
2013-12-10 11:04:37 AM
Perhaps she should sell some.

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2013-12-10 11:05:12 AM
Interior view.
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2013-12-10 11:09:51 AM
I just have one question..

Can she hook me up with
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She ain't dead
 
2013-12-10 11:32:07 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I just have one question..

Can she hook me up with
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She ain't dead



Don't stick your dick in super-crazy.
 
2013-12-10 11:40:00 AM
"It seems that Octomom or the nanny rarely take the children out and most of them spend all day holed up in the house as if they're in hiding," the neighbor added. "It doesn't look like a happy existence."

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"WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, NEIGHBORMAN?"
 
2013-12-10 11:54:54 AM
i know she put herself in this situation, but i can't help but feel bad at how stressful raising that many kids must be.  jesus.
 
2013-12-10 11:55:05 AM
The children can always crawl back inside her womb for warmth.
 
2013-12-10 11:57:43 AM
Good. hope they all freeze to death.
 
2013-12-10 11:59:11 AM
Coincidentally, if Angelina Jolie had no talent, bad judgement, no money, no Brad Pitt and a boatload of children, she too would be facing eviction right about now.
 
2013-12-10 11:59:12 AM

Cletus C.: The children can always crawl back inside her womb for warmth.


And then if one of them can find their keys, they can drive out in the clown car.
 
2013-12-10 12:02:24 PM

LemSkroob: Good. hope they all freeze to death.


Not me. I hope some of 'em starve...
 
2013-12-10 12:02:28 PM
The only thing more pathetic than this whole mess would be if she home schools those kids.
 
2013-12-10 12:04:05 PM
Shes a dipshiat. Just come to grips with the awful truth and put her kids up for adoption/ foster care. Not like she's going to be able to provide for them. They need some of those commericals, "For just pennies a day, you can help finance this dumb coonts horrible decisions and her inability to feed her kids."

/ Like 65% trolling
 
2013-12-10 12:04:26 PM
You have to feel sorry for the kids in this situation. It's not their fault mommy is an idiot.
 
2013-12-10 12:05:00 PM

LemSkroob: Good. hope they all freeze to death.


i dont wish any ill on her kids, since clearly shes an unfit mother whose only intention for having this many children, was a combination of mental illness and limelight seeking.
 
2013-12-10 12:05:35 PM
It will be a miracle if one of those kids makes it to adulthood and isn't a total farking mess.
 
2013-12-10 12:08:30 PM
Masturbation porn ain't gonna pay the rent, Octomarm. You're looking at DA, ATM and pop shots to the face. Quick, that window is closing.
 
2013-12-10 12:10:57 PM

cookiefleck: LemSkroob: Good. hope they all freeze to death.

i dont wish any ill on her kids, since clearly shes an unfit mother whose only intention for having this many children, was a combination of mental illness and limelight seeking.


Yeah, her deal for a reality show failed thank god, Kate plus 8 was enough yet I know for a fact if someone made an octomom tv show, people WOULD WATCH THIS CRAP.
 
2013-12-10 12:12:08 PM
I hope all of those children refuse to have kids of their own when they grow up.
 
2013-12-10 12:12:24 PM

Cletus C.: The children can always crawl back inside her womb for warmth.



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2013-12-10 12:13:26 PM

Misconduc: cookiefleck: LemSkroob: Good. hope they all freeze to death.

i dont wish any ill on her kids, since clearly shes an unfit mother whose only intention for having this many children, was a combination of mental illness and limelight seeking.

Yeah, her deal for a reality show failed thank god, Kate plus 8 was enough yet I know for a fact if someone made an octomom tv show, people WOULD WATCH THIS CRAP.



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Might be poor, broke, working odd jobs to get by, but I'm free!

 
2013-12-10 12:13:43 PM
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2013-12-10 12:14:54 PM

trickymoo: Shes a dipshiat. Just come to grips with the awful truth and put her kids up for adoption/ foster care. Not like she's going to be able to provide for them. They need some of those commericals, "For just pennies a day, you can help finance this dumb coonts horrible decisions and her inability to feed her kids."

/ Like 65% trolling


Is it bad that I agree with you, and I'm not at all trolling?

She can keep one, maybe two.  But no more.
 
2013-12-10 12:15:42 PM
She should do a 50 state tour to see which state has the best welfare and then settle there.

Please don't be Illinois,
Please don't be Illinois,
Please don't be Illinois,
Oh Please don't be Illinois,
 
2013-12-10 12:16:24 PM
Sorry welfare biatch trashes things she doesn't own.. What a surprise.
 
2013-12-10 12:16:29 PM
but i kinda side with the landlord here too, since i seem to recall seeing a picture of a house she had rented then moved out of and the kids liked to spray paint the walls
 
2013-12-10 12:17:54 PM

Cletus C.: The children can always crawl back inside her womb for warmth.


And you thought she smelled bad on the outside.
 
2013-12-10 12:18:54 PM
Can't she move in with one of the 14 fathers?
 
2013-12-10 12:20:28 PM
Why in the name of FARK doesn't CPS take those kids away from her.  It's obvious she is an unfit mother and batsh*t crazy biatch.  Make the doctors that knocked her up with all those puppies pay child support.
 
2013-12-10 12:20:51 PM

thamike: Cletus C.: The children can always crawl back inside her womb for warmth.


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Pure Win.
 
2013-12-10 12:21:16 PM
Maybe a reality show on BET? Can't think of anyone who'd watch that crap.
 
2013-12-10 12:21:30 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Cletus C.: The children can always crawl back inside her womb for warmth.

And you thought she smelled bad on the outside.


Abe Vigoda's haunting the party after it's over.
 
2013-12-10 12:22:04 PM
This woman has bared her soul, and body for us, to feed her kids.
Let's be generous and start a fund for this woman and her children.
Attention whores need love too.
$0.02
 
2013-12-10 12:22:06 PM

shirtsbyeric: Can't she move in with one of the 14 fathers?


I would assume it's quite hard to pick out who fathered what from the soup-kitchen of sperm she had basted up inside her.
 
2013-12-10 12:22:49 PM
Well, the Mail reports Chapman sold the five-bedroom, three-bathroom house out from under Natalie last month to Lana El-Jor, who "wants the family out because of Nadya's poor reputation as a tenant."

I never knew his first name was Lana
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2013-12-10 12:23:06 PM

shirtsbyeric: Can't she move in with one of the 14 fathers?


They all have the same dad, through IVF. I remember reading something where the guy's wife either didn't know, or didn't know about the 2nd batch.
 
2013-12-10 12:23:09 PM

croesius: shirtsbyeric: Can't she move in with one of the 14 fathers?

I would assume it's quite hard to pick out who fathered what from the soup-kitchen of sperm she had basted up inside her.


Science!
 
2013-12-10 12:24:19 PM
Don't breed 'em if you can't feed 'em.
 
2013-12-10 12:24:28 PM
She should be getting support at least for the eight youngest, from the doctor who thought that was a good idea.
 
2013-12-10 12:24:30 PM
It was obvious from the get go that she was completely out of her depth (who the fark wouldn't be with that many kids).

Someone needs to intervene on behalf of the children and get them into better homes with capable parents. If they survive these conditions- it'll be a miracle that some of them won't either kill "mum" or end up in a clock tour with a scoped gun.
 
2013-12-10 12:28:28 PM

LemSkroob: Good. hope they all freeze to death.


What the hell man? It's Orange County, CA. There's no chance they'll freeze to death. The weather is too nice. I'm hoping for an earthquake that swallows the entire family.
 
2013-12-10 12:28:36 PM
The kids can just live in her uterus. God knows it's gotta be as spacious as a Chevy Suburban by now.
 
2013-12-10 12:28:37 PM
On welfare, but...has a nanny? According to that neighbor, octocanyon nor "the nanny" take the kids out...nanny? Welfare? Nanny?!! Wtf??!!! I'm having a problem wrapping my mind around this :/
 
2013-12-10 12:28:55 PM
More of a squad than a battalion. what.ever.
 
2013-12-10 12:32:21 PM

poodebunker: On welfare, but...has a nanny? According to that neighbor, octocanyon nor "the nanny" take the kids out...nanny? Welfare? Nanny?!! Wtf??!!! I'm having a problem wrapping my mind around this :/


That bothers me too, except the nanny is probably the only thing keeping the kids alive.

You may or may not think that that is a good thing.
 
2013-12-10 12:35:13 PM

cgraves67: You have to feel sorry for the kids in this situation. It's not their fault mommy is an idiot.


This. Those children need to be taken away from her and put in foster care or something. I don't normally go for separating siblings (my grandmother was separated from her siblings when they were all put in different placements back in the 20's and it took forty years for her to find them all and reunite), but in this case, those kids are going to be totally screwed up if they stay with their crazy mother who has no resources to care for them. I'm honestly surprised they are still with her.
 
2013-12-10 12:35:26 PM
Poor kids.  I hope the shaved heads are not signs of an uncontrollable head louse problem.
 
2013-12-10 12:37:12 PM
chairmenmeow47



i know she put herself in this situation, but i can't help but feel bad at how stressful raising that many kids must be. jesus.



I do but I don't. I am sure the scrutiny of the public eye is stressful but I would bet that she figured there would be nothing more than fortune, fame and handouts associated with her situation.
 
2013-12-10 12:41:18 PM
Masturbation porn ain't gonna pay the rent, Octomarm. You're looking at DA, ATM and pop shots to the face. Quick, that window is closing.

Exactly, when she goes from OctoMom to Octowhore I might be willing to take a look. Most of us are sick enough of her to watch an 8 guy banging. And it would pay the bills for her.
 
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