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(Huffington Post)   Did Republican media darling Chris Christie deliberately create a traffic jam on the nation's busiest bridge as political payback? And, no, he didn't do it by blocking the lanes with his body   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 12
    More: Interesting, Chris Christie, Republicans, traffic reporters, Port Authority  
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2686 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Dec 2013 at 11:24 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-10 09:56:47 AM  
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Traffic flow on that bridge is never good, so that must have created ... OMG ... THE HUMANITY ... IT'S CHRIS CHRISTIE THE STA-PUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN!!!
2013-12-10 03:44:09 PM  
1 votes:

Victoly: ckccfa: grumpfuff: ckccfa: redmid17: I read the article and have very little to actually contribute. I was just in Fort Lee though, and I can tell you the traffic coming from both sides really sucks. Fort Lee also sucks though, so there's that.

It's Jersey.  All of Jersey sucks.

I'm from New Jersey, and don't worry, we don't like you either.

It's okay, we don't blame you, we know how hard it is to stay positive when living in such a wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You just watch yourself. They're wanted men. He has the death sentence on twelve systems.


"I'll be careful".

"YOU'LL BE J-WOWWED"!

/bring me Solo and the Snookie
2013-12-10 03:35:53 PM  
1 votes:
Did Republican media darling Chris Christie deliberately create a traffic jam on the nation's busiest bridge as political payback? And, no, he didn't do it by blocking the lanes with his body

But her did do it by spilling the contents of his lunchbox on the highway.
2013-12-10 02:02:57 PM  
1 votes:

redmid17: I read the article and have very little to actually contribute. I was just in Fort Lee though, and I can tell you the traffic coming from both sides really sucks. Fort Lee also sucks though, so there's that.


And now we know Mr. Richard Feder's Fark handle.
2013-12-10 01:43:01 PM  
1 votes:

Cletus C.: Felgraf: Cletus C.: If Jon Stewart said it you'd probably be laughing your ass off. Even if you didn't get it.

Bitter/obsessed much?

(LOL OBAMACARE really isn't a very good joke, lad.)

Why not? It seems like a perfect comic foil. Topical. The appearance of typical government bumbling. Easy to exaggerate. Does it hurt your feelings when people joke about it? Is that it?


Yeah, that's it. People laugh at Jon Stewart's jokes about Obamacare but not farkwad Q Slapdick's because they it hurts their feelings when people joke about it. That makes sense and is the only possible explanation.
2013-12-10 01:13:16 PM  
1 votes:

grumpfuff: ckccfa: redmid17: I read the article and have very little to actually contribute. I was just in Fort Lee though, and I can tell you the traffic coming from both sides really sucks. Fort Lee also sucks though, so there's that.

It's Jersey.  All of Jersey sucks.

I'm from New Jersey, and don't worry, we don't like you either.


We can tell. Only a sociopath would design an interstate with direct turns into and out of parking lots.
2013-12-10 12:47:53 PM  
1 votes:
Where's the REAL long-form traffic study results? In Kenya. That's where.

/study it out
2013-12-10 12:46:49 PM  
1 votes:

Granny_Panties: Why won't Chris Christie show us his long form birth certificate?

Why?


Or in his case, the wide form birth certificate.
2013-12-10 12:17:56 PM  
1 votes:

AngryDragon: "Republican media darling"

Said no one in the history of forever.


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2013-12-10 12:04:18 PM  
1 votes:
I read that he did it to show support of the affordable care act by turning that part of New Jersey into the traffic equivalent of the Obamacare website.
2013-12-10 11:28:58 AM  
1 votes:
...

if we've reached that point, we should probably just dissolve the Republic and start over with something more our style. Maybe a loose confederation of constantly warring fiefdoms whose leaders are decided by televised death matches.
2013-12-10 09:34:31 AM  
1 votes:
mmmm. jam.... mmmmm... jam donut.
 
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