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(Celebslam)   Preferring to grieve in the most public way possible, Paris Hilton flies a giant banner over the Paul Walker memorial on Sunday, complete with her name it   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 44
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2013-12-10 10:48:50 AM  
""Everything bad that could happen to a person has happened to him." " I suppose?
 
2013-12-10 10:51:53 AM  
To her credit (I know, I know...) at least she used her name and not her Twitter name?

"Our hearts go out 2 his friends & family <3 @parishiaton"

/Like hell I'm gonna check what her twitter account really is, if that isn't it.
 
2013-12-10 10:53:29 AM  
yadumey:  @parishiaton"

LMFAO.
 
2013-12-10 10:56:10 AM  

Leader O'Cola: yadumey:  @parishiaton"

LMFAO.


...safe to say now that that @tag ain't it.

/Jesus christ, nearly passed out from the laughing/coughing fit
//Thanks for pointing my typo/filter fail out, Leader O'Cola
 
2013-12-10 10:57:02 AM  
You're being way to critical about Paris, the little heart emblem makes the sign truly sincere.
 
2013-12-10 11:04:48 AM  
Pics anyone?  Blocked at work.
 
2013-12-10 11:06:02 AM  
What's the #17 for?
 
2013-12-10 11:06:52 AM  

bikerbob59: Pics anyone?  Blocked at work.


here ya go-

celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2013-12-10 11:07:31 AM  

bikerbob59: Pics anyone?  Blocked at work.


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-10 11:09:02 AM  

varmitydog: What's the #17 for?


Number of dicks in her mouth when she wrote that.
 
2013-12-10 11:10:02 AM  
But there's only so much attention to go around and Paris needed more than she was getting. It's about par for the course.
 
2013-12-10 11:10:20 AM  

varmitydog: What's the #17 for?


she was his 17th buttseks notch

/got nuthin'
 
2013-12-10 11:14:18 AM  

yadumey: bikerbob59: Pics anyone?  Blocked at work.


"Our...... hearts..... go..... out...."
 
2013-12-10 11:22:18 AM  
Hey, Paris...try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot!

www.bourbonblog.com
 
2013-12-10 11:26:26 AM  

varmitydog: What's the #17 for?


Must be part of Tila Tequila's ritual murder theory, which just became plausible with this goofiness.
 
2013-12-10 11:32:04 AM  
....just when you thought Paris Hilton and dredged the bottom of the class trench, she finds a way to be less classy and more tacky than you could have imagined
 
2013-12-10 11:41:01 AM  
Stupid Spoiled Whore Banner Set---$199.95
 
2013-12-10 12:00:41 PM  

elvisaintdead: bikerbob59: Pics anyone?  Blocked at work.

here ya go-

[celebslam.celebuzz.com image 480x349]


yadumey: bikerbob59: Pics anyone?  Blocked at work.

[img.fark.net image 800x582]


Thanks?  WTF is #17
 
2013-12-10 12:01:02 PM  
Can't wait to see what she does for Nelson Mandela.
 
2013-12-10 12:03:36 PM  
What's the point of false grief if you can't take public credit for it?

OK, I don't understand why everyone has their panties in a twist over this. If you send a condolence letter when someone dies, do you sign it? If you call the family on the phone, do you tell them who you are, or just leave an anonymous message? And why is it "false grief"? Did they know each other? Were they friends? I don't know either way, but I don't see a problem here, but I don't pay THAT much attention to the entertainment world. Normally I can't stand Paris Hilton, but this seems like a giant 'Meh' moment to me...
 
2013-12-10 12:05:24 PM  

bikerbob59: Thanks?  WTF is #17


He was the 17th guy she lost her virginity to.
 
2013-12-10 12:09:58 PM  

Fear the Clam: varmitydog: What's the #17 for?

Number of dicks in her mouth when she wrote that.


Winner!
 
2013-12-10 12:23:19 PM  
At the very least, she could have spelled out Paul's name instead of referring to him as "his".
 
2013-12-10 12:31:14 PM  
I still want to have sex with her.
/Paris
/Call me
 
2013-12-10 12:35:03 PM  

Mikey1969: What's the point of false grief if you can't take public credit for it?

OK, I don't understand why everyone has their panties in a twist over this. If you send a condolence letter when someone dies, do you sign it? If you call the family on the phone, do you tell them who you are, or just leave an anonymous message? And why is it "false grief"? Did they know each other? Were they friends? I don't know either way, but I don't see a problem here, but I don't pay THAT much attention to the entertainment world. Normally I can't stand Paris Hilton, but this seems like a giant 'Meh' moment to me...


If you're so moved by sympathy for the remaining friends and family of someone who died, you tell them in person. Or you send a heartfelt note. Or flowers.

You don't fly a damned banner around with your name on it so everyone in the world sees it and knows about it. It's not about the person who died or the grieving people he left behind, it's Paris Hilton saying LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!

I thought after the whole jail thing she'd learned to quit doing moronic things to stay in the spotlight. I guess I was wrong. Brace yourselves.
 
2013-12-10 12:46:31 PM  

milkyshirt: You don't fly a damned banner around with your name on it so everyone in the world sees it and knows about it. It's not about the person who died or the grieving people he left behind, it's Paris Hilton saying LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!

I thought after the whole jail thing she'd learned to quit doing moronic things to stay in the spotlight. I guess I was wrong. Brace yourselves.


Like I said, it just doesn't seem to be worth the outrage... I don't know why she needs attention anyway, she's already rich and does nothing but party, what the hell is the point of it all? If it was me, I'd just sit at home in front of the TV.
 
2013-12-10 12:48:26 PM  

varmitydog: What's the #17 for?


The number of funerals she's had that fly over?
 
2013-12-10 12:59:53 PM  
I think what P-Hilt did was totes amazeballs! #17 forev's $$$.
 
2013-12-10 01:01:25 PM  

varmitydog: What's the #17 for?


The number of trees the Porsche hit.
 
2013-12-10 01:03:33 PM  

Mikey1969: milkyshirt: You don't fly a damned banner around with your name on it so everyone in the world sees it and knows about it. It's not about the person who died or the grieving people he left behind, it's Paris Hilton saying LOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEE!

I thought after the whole jail thing she'd learned to quit doing moronic things to stay in the spotlight. I guess I was wrong. Brace yourselves.

Like I said, it just doesn't seem to be worth the outrage... I don't know why she needs attention anyway, she's already rich and does nothing but party, what the hell is the point of it all? If it was me, I'd just sit at home in front of the TV.


I don't know if anyone's outraged, I think it's more like "wow, that was pretty tacky. Get some class, Hilton".

Although if I'd been close to that Paul Walker guy and saw her pull that shiat at his memorial I'd probably be pissed.
 
2013-12-10 01:17:09 PM  
is there a sex tape of the two of them she's about to release?
 
2013-12-10 01:30:48 PM  

whither_apophis: yadumey: bikerbob59: Pics anyone?  Blocked at work.

"Our...... hearts..... go..... out...."


classictvhistory.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-12-10 01:36:10 PM  

SpdrJay: Stupid Spoiled Whore Banner Set---$199.95


Hah, that episode replayed last night. Loved it.
 
2013-12-10 02:05:07 PM  
Fark you guys!

It's not worth grieving if you don't get credit for it.
 
2013-12-10 02:09:28 PM  

Brick-House: is there a sex tape of the two of them she's about to release?


OMG, that would be the totes shiz.  Paul Walker was teh hotness.  Cereal.
 
2013-12-10 02:50:44 PM  

jankyboy: At the very least, she could have spelled out Paul's name instead of referring to him as "his".


Maybe she meant that for  Roger Rodas instead...you know...the "other" guy who died exactly the same way.
 
2013-12-10 03:00:33 PM  

GanjSmokr: whither_apophis: yadumey: bikerbob59: Pics anyone?  Blocked at work.

"Our...... hearts..... go..... out...."

[classictvhistory.files.wordpress.com image 694x540]


Anyone else hear the start of that famous casey casem top 40 rant?
 
2013-12-10 03:30:59 PM  

FarkGrudge: jankyboy: At the very least, she could have spelled out Paul's name instead of referring to him as "his".

Maybe she meant that for  Roger Rodas instead...you know...the "other" guy who died exactly the same way.


Not famous == not important.

When a celeb dies, people care because it affects them.  If someone dies that I don't know, why do I care?  I mean, Steve Jobs - sure, cause he made my cell phone, but regular people?  Obviously, it sucks for anyone to die, but people aren't all the same.  It's really sad when someone who is important to so many people die verse just some guy.

If I die tomorrow - I'd expect nobody on Fark to know or care.
If a celeb dies - we all feel it.

Or a pro athlete (for a non-lame sport)
 
2013-12-10 03:35:35 PM  

DubyaHater: I still want to have sex with her.
/Paris
/Call me


Are you sure about that?

thejabroni.com
 
2013-12-10 03:49:04 PM  

varmitydog: What's the #17 for?


In a row?
 
2013-12-10 03:54:13 PM  

Bermuda59: Can't wait to see what she does for Nelson Mandela.



Same thing, same banner.
 
2013-12-10 04:07:10 PM  

John the Magnificent: Bermuda59: Can't wait to see what she does for Nelson Mandela.


Same thing, same banner.


But with #18 instead of #17?
 
2013-12-10 05:06:29 PM  
Who says being born into money gives you class? The only thing that separates Hilton from redneck trailer trash is her loot. I take that back I know people who lives in trailers that have more class then her. ( not many)
 
2013-12-10 07:10:23 PM  
Since I didn't see it mentioned herein, about 5 links or so up in the entertainment tab there's an amazing story directly relevant to this.

/kinda funny how many of you blatantly bought into it

Now, if it was Lindsay Lohan or Amanda Bynes...
 
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