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2013-12-10 07:52:40 AM
It's early, you got me.
 
2013-12-10 07:59:14 AM
I laughed
 
2013-12-10 08:26:50 AM
I lurfed.
 
2013-12-10 08:35:07 AM
Ha!
 
2013-12-10 08:36:25 AM
Damn it more congressional gridlock.

I blame Obama
 
2013-12-10 08:36:31 AM
Hurray for Subby!
 
2013-12-10 08:37:41 AM
*groan*  nice subby, nice.
 
2013-12-10 08:38:07 AM
At least they can sleep in their own beds instead of under their desks.
 
2013-12-10 08:38:18 AM
+1 Very good subby.
 
2013-12-10 08:39:32 AM

obamadidcoke: Damn it more congressional gridlock.

I blame Obama


Telelegislate?
 
2013-12-10 08:40:37 AM
LOLs
 
2013-12-10 08:40:45 AM
Thanks Snobama.
 
2013-12-10 08:42:11 AM
You got me.  Well played.
 
2013-12-10 08:42:47 AM
Oh, subby.  You magnificent bastid.

Insert Orsonwellsapplause.jpg here.


Definitely HOTY material.
 
2013-12-10 08:42:52 AM
even though you "got me", this is still farking lame-ass dad humor. i couldn't have rolled my eyes any harder.
 
2013-12-10 08:43:17 AM
Thanks.  I have anger issues now.
 
2013-12-10 08:43:34 AM
I was amused.
 
2013-12-10 08:43:50 AM
Well done, subby.

TemporarySanity: even though you "got me", this is still farking lame-ass dad humor. i couldn't have rolled my eyes any harder.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-10 08:44:32 AM
lol, nice subby

/DC area farkers stay safe
 
2013-12-10 08:44:37 AM

TemporarySanity: even though you "got me", this is still farking lame-ass dad humor. i couldn't have rolled my eyes any harder.


Does everyone have a dad like this?  My dad (and his dad) apparently had their horrible pun-filled senses of humor installed at the same Father Training Center.
 
2013-12-10 08:45:25 AM
i36.photobucket.com

Well played, subby
 
2013-12-10 08:46:10 AM
More awful powerpoint slides?
 
2013-12-10 08:46:10 AM
Tee-hee.
 
2013-12-10 08:47:07 AM
Was the information approved for the public knowledge?

/pours subby a vodka
 
2013-12-10 08:47:25 AM

davin: Was the information approved for the public knowledge?

/pours subby a vodka


img.fark.net
 
2013-12-10 08:48:02 AM
I'm snowed in as fark in the Philadelphia suburbs, and I'm REALLY hoping my baby's doctor cancels her appointment.

Work from home, though, so no day off of work.
 
2013-12-10 08:49:21 AM
mario.tomsk.fm
 
2013-12-10 08:50:09 AM
That headline was stupid.

There, I said it.
 
2013-12-10 08:51:20 AM
Doh.
 
2013-12-10 08:53:51 AM
I clicked, I laughed, I cried.  All and all a good $5.00 for me and my family.
 
2013-12-10 08:54:50 AM
It's the snowpocalypse! Soon all order will collapse, and leather-clad raiders on snowmobiles will terrorize the countryside! We're doomed!
 
2013-12-10 08:55:07 AM
Here in NC, where it only takes a few snowflakes to get schools closed, state government stays open no matter what. The official policy is "if you can't get in, take time off", or we can make it up by working more than 40 hours in a week. However, a few years ago we had a historic 20"+ snowfall that totally paralyzed the area. Since no one could get anywhere, the Governor actually just said "fark this, no one has to make lost time up for today" and let us slide.

/only other time that was allowed was after Hurricane Fran
 
2013-12-10 08:55:40 AM
Stupid headline is stupid.
 
2013-12-10 08:56:33 AM

Oh!.........................................................that was good.  Deluxe version of wordplay...POWER ON!

i466.photobucket.com

 
2013-12-10 08:56:48 AM
Headline WIN, subby!
 
2013-12-10 08:57:16 AM
what's a teletwerk?
 
2013-12-10 08:59:17 AM

doyner: davin: Was the information approved for the public knowledge?

/pours subby a vodka

[img.fark.net image 403x403]


i can't stop laughing at that.  How come I haven't seen it before?
 
2013-12-10 09:00:07 AM

Babwa Wawa: doyner: davin: Was the information approved for the public knowledge?

/pours subby a vodka

[img.fark.net image 403x403]

i can't stop laughing at that.  How come I haven't seen it before?


Because you don't hang out in here.
 
2013-12-10 09:01:10 AM
I just clicked on a .gov link. . .*knock knock* "Yes, who is it?"
 
2013-12-10 10:02:08 AM
NICE!  I love you subby!!

Yeah, I was fooled too...
 
2013-12-10 10:05:04 AM

opak: NICE!  I love you subby!!

Yeah, I was fooled too...


You said the magic words...
 
2013-12-10 10:06:33 AM
"Nooooo!" ::Clicks link::: "Ah! Damn you subby. I took the bait."
 
2013-12-10 10:09:02 AM
ts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-12-10 11:59:12 AM
And, in the meantime, the state that SHOULD be getting a butt-ton of snow got ... an inch?  2?  WTF, Mother Nature!??
 
2013-12-10 12:05:46 PM

doyner: opak: NICE!  I love you subby!!

Yeah, I was fooled too...

You said the magic words...


Indeed!  Thanks for the gift and for your service sir!
 
2013-12-10 12:17:06 PM

Emposter: TemporarySanity: even though you "got me", this is still farking lame-ass dad humor. i couldn't have rolled my eyes any harder.

Does everyone have a dad like this?  My dad (and his dad) apparently had their horrible pun-filled senses of humor installed at the same Father Training Center.


I think it is every father. Like there's an unwritten rule somewhere, that the quality of your jokes is inversely related to the total age of your children or something.
 
2013-12-10 12:29:00 PM
But they didn't?I dont understand fark
 
2013-12-10 12:29:56 PM

tbhouston: But they didn't?I dont understand fark


Click the link.
 
2013-12-10 12:43:36 PM
Government shutdown?
 
2013-12-10 01:23:06 PM
Maybe we'll get free healthcare now!!!!
 
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