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(Info Wars)   Google Ceiling Cat is listening to you masturbate   ( divider line
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2538 clicks; posted to Geek » on 10 Dec 2013 at 9:09 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-10 09:19:26 AM  
3 votes:
I don't often click through links. Even when I do, I'm almost never derp-starved enough to read the comments. But I was delighted to spot this one:

I don't think Alex and his team feel that google is really that bad. They use google analytics and google ads on the site.

So Alex, quit talking out of both sides of your mouth here. Stop using google analytics to track what users are doing on your site.

2013-12-10 09:25:47 AM  
2 votes:
Microchips in your head?

Fark that. Anybody that reads infowars has room for ENIAC in there.
2013-12-10 12:50:43 PM  
1 vote:

No Such Agency: Ha... Who here didn't learn to whack it in total silence? Take that Google!

Damn right. Sound was a luxury I didn't have:
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I saw a nipple!
2013-12-10 12:26:21 PM  
1 vote:

Strik3r: some people might...
many of us know better and have for some time.....
/ no cell phone

Awesome! You are so cool!

Flying Code Monkey: Vaneshi: Honestly if you have a problem with Google doing this it would perhaps be better to not use anything Google provide

This was the route I took.  It's not difficult.

I don't get this irrational need for ultimate privacy that people have.  Your lives are not that interesting! What is it that you people do that you think is so critical to your life? Does seeing an ad for a product you might like or use, really bother you that much? Pop on ad-block and be done with it. Your computer might be tracked in the vaguest sense, like Google Analytics, but nothing is going to come from it. Why would the NSA/CIA/FBI give a crap about your (more than likely) normal, crappy life? They wouldn't.

As for avoiding Google, "it's not difficult", yeah, right. Pretty much any major site nowdays has Google analytics at the least, not to mention social network embedding.
2013-12-10 10:02:21 AM  
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Odoriferous Queef: skozlaw: Microchips in your head?

Fark that. Anybody that reads infowars has room for ENIAC in there.

And.......WE have a winner.

Pfft I thought he was being overly generous, I mean sure you could install ENIAC in there but what you going to do with the rest of the space?  Now personally I'd install a Memex and a whole library of microfiche, that way you've a really vintage system to go with their vintage thinking.
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