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(Social News Daily)   Someone please pay attention to Tila Tequila for a bit, because she is about a week away from doing something really crazy and possibly hurting herself, like signing up for Dancing with the Stars   (socialnewsdaily.com) divider line 70
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3226 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Dec 2013 at 9:49 AM (39 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-12-10 08:18:15 AM
First, I was an offended juggalette by Tila. Now I'm an extremely offended and disappointed Jew

There's a final solution joke in there somewhere
 
2013-12-10 08:25:51 AM
Her final solution should be porn.
 
2013-12-10 08:30:19 AM
Tila adds:

"'WE SEEN' so you admit that you jews tried to kill me in hollywood correct?"



i522.photobucket.com


/feeling festive today
 
2013-12-10 08:53:26 AM
Throughout, Tila Tequila continually links to this blog.

And oh, is it a doozy.  FTFB:

When we see the "White Man" we do not think and point our fingers screaming "HOLOCAUST!" or "NAZI!!!!!"  I understand the Jewish people went through some shiat too, but hey guess what?? SO DID THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED IN EVERY SINGLE WAR THST TOOK PLACE!  You were NOT the only ones!  So please, if the rest of us can forgive and forget maybe it's time you do also!!!
 
2013-12-10 08:58:13 AM
Let's remember the good times. Before we knew who the fark Tila Tequila was.
 
2013-12-10 08:58:34 AM

basemetal: Her final solution should be porn.


I think she did some bad lesbian porn already.
 
2013-12-10 09:55:42 AM
" Mock me all you want. YOU WILL regret doing so! "


I think she's telling us consequences will never be the same.
 
2013-12-10 09:56:35 AM
She done lost her mine
 
2013-12-10 09:56:41 AM
So now she's a "Poorly Tattooed Myspace Hitler Loving Dwarf" ?
 
2013-12-10 10:02:26 AM
I understand that she plans to work, healing fore arm size turds down the shower drain, into her dance routine.
 
2013-12-10 10:02:49 AM

UberDave: " Mock me all you want. YOU WILL regret doing so! "


I think she's telling us consequences will never be the same.


I wouldn't backtrace her with a stolen modem
 
2013-12-10 10:03:05 AM

basemetal: Her final solution should be porn.


That was like her third solution.
 
2013-12-10 10:04:10 AM

Brick-House: healing fore arm size turds down the shower drain


I know what you were TRYING to say, but wow.
 
2013-12-10 10:06:14 AM
" Mock me all you want."

Yes.  Yes, I think I will.

 "YOU WILL regret doing so! "

img.fark.net

No, not so much.
 
2013-12-10 10:08:20 AM

BowtoMogul: So now she's a "Poorly Tattooed Myspace Hitler Loving Dwarf" ?


You know, say what you will about the declining quality of Family Guy, but they are owed an eternal debt of gratitude for coming up with "Poorly Tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf Slut." Seriously. It's poetic.

/ heh heh yeah I still would
 
2013-12-10 10:29:58 AM

aendeuryu: BowtoMogul: So now she's a "Poorly Tattooed Myspace Hitler Loving Dwarf" ?

You know, say what you will about the declining quality of Family Guy, but they are owed an eternal debt of gratitude for coming up with "Poorly Tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf Slut." Seriously. It's poetic.

/ heh heh yeah I still would


I thought "The Soup" coined the phrase
 
2013-12-10 10:34:46 AM
Well, they do like to claim persecution while living a much better life than the rest of us. They pretty much run every major media outlet; 25% of ivy leaguers are Jews when they only make up less than 1% of the population. Are they really that much more academically gifted than the rest of us? No, just cronyism. And say one thing unflattering to a Jew and he will accuse you of trying to start a new holocaust.
 
2013-12-10 10:38:32 AM
She was a product of myspace and died with it.
 
2013-12-10 10:47:03 AM
Funny I first became aware of the little thang when I played the videos game SRS. It was a driving game. The better you did and the more badass you made your car the better chicks you could pick up. Never really got into the game very far, but Tila Ngyuen was on there. And yeah it was before she became Tila Tequila.

Oh well Courtney Day was hotter by far.
 
2013-12-10 10:47:05 AM

Pumpernickel bread: Well, they do like to claim persecution while living a much better life than the rest of us. They pretty much run every major media outlet; 25% of ivy leaguers are Jews when they only make up less than 1% of the population. Are they really that much more academically gifted than the rest of us? No, just cronyism. And say one thing unflattering to a Jew and he will accuse you of trying to start a new holocaust.


The average IQ of an Ashkenazi Jew is 122.  Of course, I'm sure The Joos designed IQ tests so that's just more cronyism, amirite?
 
2013-12-10 10:49:34 AM
Wow.  The armband and hat are kinda passe now.  Not sure they affect me much.

Getting 'shopped in front of the train entrance to Auschwitz is a little over the top I think
 
2013-12-10 10:53:15 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: basemetal: Her final solution should be porn.

I think she did some bad lesbian porn already.


False. It was surprisingly really good lesbian porn.
 
2013-12-10 10:54:54 AM
They should rename the show to Dancing with Reality "Stars" and Washed-up Has-Beens.
 
2013-12-10 11:01:40 AM

Burr: aendeuryu: BowtoMogul: So now she's a "Poorly Tattooed Myspace Hitler Loving Dwarf" ?

You know, say what you will about the declining quality of Family Guy, but they are owed an eternal debt of gratitude for coming up with "Poorly Tattooed Asian Myspace Dwarf Slut." Seriously. It's poetic.

/ heh heh yeah I still would

I thought "The Soup" coined the phrase


I stand corrected! Mea culpa...
 
2013-12-10 11:20:34 AM

Pumpernickel bread: Well, they do like to claim persecution while living a much better life than the rest of us. They pretty much run every major media outlet; 25% of ivy leaguers are Jews when they only make up less than 1% of the population. Are they really that much more academically gifted than the rest of us? No, just cronyism. And say one thing unflattering to a Jew and he will accuse you of trying to start a new holocaust.


We're superior to you, obviously. Get over it.
 
2013-12-10 11:21:22 AM

Diogenes: Throughout, Tila Tequila continually links to this blog.

And oh, is it a doozy.  FTFB:

When we see the "White Man" we do not think and point our fingers screaming "HOLOCAUST!" or "NAZI!!!!!"  I understand the Jewish people went through some shiat too, but hey guess what?? SO DID THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE WHO SUFFERED IN EVERY SINGLE WAR THST TOOK PLACE!  You were NOT the only ones!  So please, if the rest of us can forgive and forget maybe it's time you do also!!!


In TFA, she says the Jews tried to kill her. I think she is underestimating their effectiveness, e.g. the Nazi Hunters.

I'm at work, so the blog is blocked. I'm sure it's enlightening as well.

/mobile fark
 
2013-12-10 11:22:56 AM
Dancing with the Stars of David
 
2013-12-10 11:27:51 AM
Kind of makes me want to get back on Facebook.  I think I have fairly realistic odds of hitting that now... One part sympathy plus one part faux-admiration topped with a dash of co-hating on the haters = reverse cowgirl.
 
2013-12-10 11:29:44 AM
I'd hit it like Yaweh.
 
2013-12-10 11:46:44 AM

jeanwearinfool: Kind of makes me want to get back on Facebook.  I think I have fairly realistic odds of hitting that now... One part sympathy plus one part faux-admiration topped with a dash of co-hating on the haters = reverse cowgirl.


You do. Shawn Merrimen used to hit her all the time.
 
2013-12-10 12:05:29 PM
She's the one who became a juggalo and then started to get deep into conspiracy theories right?
 
2013-12-10 12:05:31 PM
It's sad to watch someone succumb to mental illness. It's worse when it happens in full view.
 
2013-12-10 12:07:13 PM
It's not the Nazi symbolism that offends me as much as the horrendous Photoshop... Of course the Nazi symbolism is HIGHLY offensive, so you can see just how bad I think that 'Shop is. Hopefully this girl will get the psych care she needs now that the ACA is rolling out...
 
2013-12-10 12:21:59 PM
AW emeritus Tila Skankila has resurfaced! By....incoherent Godwinning!

........................

Sounds about right.

photos.posh24.com
 
2013-12-10 12:28:18 PM
Go have another aneurysm, you washed-up skank.
 
2013-12-10 12:35:11 PM

basemetal: Her final solution should be porn.


wait, she HASN'T been in porn?
 
2013-12-10 12:43:06 PM

Pumpernickel bread: Well, they do like to claim persecution while living a much better life than the rest of us. They pretty much run every major media outlet; 25% of ivy leaguers are Jews when they only make up less than 1% of the population. Are they really that much more academically gifted than the rest of us? No, just cronyism. And say one thing unflattering to a Jew and he will accuse you of trying to start a new holocaust.


And ignored.
 
2013-12-10 12:45:10 PM

FormlessOne: It's sad to watch someone succumb to mental illness. It's worse when it happens in full view.


Indeed. I suspect some sort of personality disorder. Borderline, histrionic, narcissistic...I'm sure that brain aneurysm she had from the drug overdose didn't help either.
 
2013-12-10 12:47:47 PM
FLMountainMan:
The average IQ of an Ashkenazi Jew is 122.  Of course, I'm sure The Joos designed IQ tests so that's just more cronyism, amirite?

Isn't it funny that when a minority struggles academically, its considered evidence of their inferiority. Yet when a minority does well, it must be cronyism. They can't have possibly earned it. Only white, gentile males actually earn things, apparently.
 
2013-12-10 01:07:56 PM
No "heeling it down the drain" comment?
 
2013-12-10 01:09:42 PM

wantedbadass: antidisestablishmentarianism: basemetal: Her final solution should be porn.

I think she did some bad lesbian porn already.

False. It was surprisingly really good lesbian porn.


It was only cinemax level stuff.
 
2013-12-10 01:16:36 PM
I'd hit that crazy Asian chick so hard she wouldn't be able to tweet for a week!
 
2013-12-10 01:23:04 PM
 
2013-12-10 01:29:24 PM

MeanJean: FLMountainMan:
The average IQ of an Ashkenazi Jew is 122.  Of course, I'm sure The Joos designed IQ tests so that's just more cronyism, amirite?

Isn't it funny that when a minority struggles academically, its considered evidence of their inferiority. Yet when a minority does well, it must be cronyism. They can't have possibly earned it. Only white, gentile males actually earn things, apparently.


I am enjoying the application of genetic distinction in order to prove the superiority of Jews. No connection at all to any kind of genetics-based racism that ever occurred in the past.

BTW, there may be a lot of jews in the Ivy League schools because the North-Eastern United States (where the Ivy League is) has a sizable Jewish population. BTW, at one time many schools had a Jewish Quota that limited the enrollment of jews.
 
2013-12-10 01:41:11 PM
I'd still fark the holy hell out of her.

God, I'm pathetic.
 
2013-12-10 01:46:09 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: wantedbadass: antidisestablishmentarianism: basemetal: Her final solution should be porn.

I think she did some bad lesbian porn already.

False. It was surprisingly really good lesbian porn.

It was only cinemax level stuff.


You've seen the wrong one then. I saw a well-lit home movie with all the good stuff intact.
 
2013-12-10 02:22:12 PM

Pumpernickel bread: Well, they do like to claim persecution while living a much better life than the rest of us. They pretty much run every major media outlet; 25% of ivy leaguers are Jews when they only make up less than 1% of the population. Are they really that much more academically gifted than the rest of us? No, just cronyism. And say one thing unflattering to a Jew and he will accuse you of trying to start a new holocaust.


Well if you're going to go all tribalist "us vs. them" here, most Americans and Europeans live a more decent life than everyone else. I would go so far as to say that even folks living in gang-plagued ghettos or rural meth-running redneck country are living spectacular lives compared to people in sub-Saharan Africa or the slums of Mumbai. Before you throw stones at others just because they're better off than you, maybe you should honestly evaluate how much better off you are than so many other people. Do you have a roof over your head, no more than 4 roommates, three meals a day, a life expectancy over 50, a car and somewhat decent roads to drive on (or at least access to public transportation), a computer (or at least access to a library with computers), a cell phone? There are folks out there playing the world's tiniest violin for you. I'm just saying don't play class warfare unless you're at the absolute bottom, 'cause otherwise you'll find there are lots of folks below you who'd like to take your stuff.
 
2013-12-10 03:06:43 PM
more pics
 
2013-12-10 03:14:51 PM
GameSprocket

I am enjoying the application of genetic distinction in order to prove the superiority of Jews. No connection at all to any kind of genetics-based racism that ever occurred in the past.

I'm Jewish and for the record, I don't regard it as genetic. Jewish culture just places a heavy emphasis on education.
 
2013-12-10 03:31:10 PM

MeanJean: FormlessOne: It's sad to watch someone succumb to mental illness. It's worse when it happens in full view.

Indeed. I suspect some sort of personality disorder. Borderline, histrionic, narcissistic...I'm sure that brain aneurysm she had from the drug overdose didn't help either.


I'd comment more about mental illness, but I'm too busy reading the frothers in the "I must be a shill for Microsoft because I pointed out Xbox One features" thread.
 
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