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(Short List)   First Jupiter Ascending trailer contains pointy ears, lasers and pretty much every other space motif going   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Mila Kunis, Wachowskis, science fiction film  
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2778 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Dec 2013 at 8:34 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-10 07:28:38 PM  
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Zombie DJ: Is this the thread where I biatch about something I haven't seen yet?

You, yes. Smarter people read the article and watch the trailer first.
2013-12-10 07:19:09 PM  
1 vote:
Jupiter only learns of her fate when Caine (Channing Tatum)

Aanndd.. that is when I stop caring.

Dude is a charisma vacuum..
2013-12-10 11:24:36 AM  
1 vote:

Click Click D'oh: Seriously, a janitor has the same DNA as the queen of the universe so she needs to be killed off or bad things will happen?  That's eye stabbingly stupid.

More and more I am absolutely convinced that the first Matrix film was an incredible fluke.
2013-12-10 09:04:46 AM  
1 vote:
Prediction Sean Bean's character gets killed
2013-12-10 08:26:10 AM  
1 vote:
So essentially they are throwing a bunch of shiat at the wall and hoping something sticks, like the third Matrix
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