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(Marketwatch)   Texas Instruments 5335 fewer 535507   (marketwatch.com) divider line 18
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2013-12-10 09:28:02 AM
Calculator humor is an even lower form of wit than sarcasm.
 
2013-12-10 09:40:53 AM
5318008
 
2013-12-10 09:59:15 AM
yafh.com
 
2013-12-10 10:07:06 AM

Krymson Tyde: 5318008


But you're the second post - why did you get filterpwned?

And upside down? Is the modmin drunk again?
 
2013-12-10 10:08:54 AM

Krymson Tyde: 5318008


I got -530172, since subby suggested that you start with 5335 and then make it fewer by 535507.
 
2013-12-10 10:09:58 AM
What's that in reverse Polish notation?


/!kinwart jom csaisyw
 
2013-12-10 11:27:32 AM
I was told there would be no calculator math.
 
2013-12-10 11:49:28 AM
71077345

/got nuthin'
 
2013-12-10 12:08:35 PM
 The key to increasing sales?  5318008, of course!
 
2013-12-10 01:23:19 PM
In before "Texas Instruments is still in business? LOL their calculators are so old" comments.

// It's a big company.
 
2013-12-10 07:09:23 PM

dukeblue219: In before "Texas Instruments is still in business? LOL their calculators are so old" comments.

// It's a big company.


With a household name for an infamously over priced product that schools still seem to require to do various courses.  Fark them, if they're such a big company they could afford to price that 1970s tech more appropriately.
 
2013-12-10 07:10:34 PM

BumpInTheNight: dukeblue219: In before "Texas Instruments is still in business? LOL their calculators are so old" comments.

// It's a big company.

With a household name for an infamously over priced product that schools still seem to require to do various courses.  Fark them, if they're such a big company they could afford to price that 1970s tech more appropriately.


and I want to add to that:  Because of that bullshiat remembered from high school and college I boycott the shiat out of their other products as well.
 
2013-12-10 07:34:59 PM

BumpInTheNight: dukeblue219: In before "Texas Instruments is still in business? LOL their calculators are so old" comments.

// It's a big company.

With a household name for an infamously over priced product that schools still seem to require to do various courses.  Fark them, if they're such a big company they could afford to price that 1970s tech more appropriately.


Now now, it's clearly mid-1990s technology.
 
2013-12-10 10:27:47 PM

BumpInTheNight: dukeblue219: In before "Texas Instruments is still in business? LOL their calculators are so old" comments.

// It's a big company.

With a household name for an infamously over priced product that schools still seem to require to do various courses.  Fark them, if they're such a big company they could afford to price that 1970s tech more appropriately.


Fun fact: TI doesn't make the calculators and haven't for ages, they just license the name. You know, like those John Deere trucker caps. John Deere doesn't actually make them.

/The rapper doesn't make them, either.
//Meh. I'm tired.
 
2013-12-11 08:23:03 AM
So instead of looking at 55378008 upside down it we need to replace that first 8/b with a J somehow.
 
2013-12-11 08:33:26 AM

nocturnal001: So instead of looking at 55378008 upside down it we need to replace that first 8/b with a J somehow.


"Joobless"?
 
2013-12-11 08:47:33 AM

Zik-Zak: nocturnal001: So instead of looking at 55378008 upside down it we need to replace that first 8/b with a J somehow.

"Joobless"?


Too many 0s. I'm on my first coffee of the day!
 
2013-12-11 09:47:24 AM

elchip: BumpInTheNight: dukeblue219: In before "Texas Instruments is still in business? LOL their calculators are so old" comments.

// It's a big company.

With a household name for an infamously over priced product that schools still seem to require to do various courses.  Fark them, if they're such a big company they could afford to price that 1970s tech more appropriately.

Now now, it's clearly mid-1990s technology.


Early 1990s, if the release of the TI-85 (the second of the line, but the first with a link port) is any indication.
 
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