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3071 clicks; posted to Geek » on 10 Dec 2013 at 8:04 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-12-10 01:04:35 AM  
5 votes:
I'm not sure how my exercise my tied-up partner is getting.
2013-12-10 08:36:58 AM  
2 votes:
I never thought of sex as excersice. However, Fapping, is definetly excercise, I can tell by the massiveness of my J.O.A, compared to my right arm. Watching ugly porn makes it like biking up hill.
2013-12-10 04:22:20 AM  
2 votes:
I have to say, all of that chasing after them as they try to escape my free candy van does elevate the old heart rate.
2013-12-10 01:20:29 AM  
2 votes:
Not if they just lie there like your mom does.
2013-12-11 02:46:00 AM  
1 vote:
Catching them after the first time can entail a lot of exercise.
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2013-12-11 01:55:53 AM  
1 vote:
For me, sex is exactly like exercise.

As in, I don't get enough of it.
2013-12-10 11:08:44 AM  
1 vote:
from TFA:

"The average sex session lasts between three and seven minutes"

Geez, what am I, a Kenyan runner?
2013-12-10 10:24:45 AM  
1 vote:

Chariset: Not if they just lie there like your mom does.

She gets hers during foreplay, running to the team bus.
2013-12-10 10:09:20 AM  
1 vote:
"Don't you tell me it's not exercise"

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2013-12-10 08:48:59 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "98 per cent of the participants reported finding sex more pleasurable than jogging."

LOL.  So participant pool of 42 (21 couples)  that 2% is 1 person.  Makes you wonder how bad their partner is.  "Man I'd rather be out pounding the streets than pounding/being pounded by you"
2013-12-10 08:17:51 AM  
1 vote:

Sgygus: I'm not sure how my exercise my tied-up partner is getting.

Your supposed to leave them tied up when you leave, that's where their exercise begins.
2013-12-10 08:12:42 AM  
1 vote:
I affix a pedometer to my penis during every lovemaking session. I only stop when it hits 1000.
2013-12-10 12:40:13 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is if you're doing it right

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