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2013-12-10 12:33:35 AM  
from TFA:

"The average sex session lasts between three and seven minutes"


Is that with or without a partner?
 
2013-12-10 12:36:23 AM  
It is if you're doing it right
 
2013-12-10 12:40:13 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is if you're doing it right


THIS!
 
2013-12-10 01:02:47 AM  
You use muscles and sweat.  Seems like exercise to me.
 
2013-12-10 01:04:35 AM  
I'm not sure how my exercise my tied-up partner is getting.
 
2013-12-10 01:20:29 AM  
Not if they just lie there like your mom does.
 
2013-12-10 02:17:37 AM  
It's my only exercise.

/Well that and mowing and shoveling.
 
2013-12-10 04:22:20 AM  
I have to say, all of that chasing after them as they try to escape my free candy van does elevate the old heart rate.
 
2013-12-10 05:47:54 AM  
There's no calorie counter on the bed. You can't tell how many calories you've burned.

If it is exercise, it's a pretty blunt tool for burning calories and getting fit.
 
2013-12-10 08:06:22 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: There's no calorie counter on the bed. You can't tell how many calories you've burned.

If it is exercise, it's a pretty blunt tool for burning calories and getting fit.


Huhuhuhuh. You said blunt tool.
 
2013-12-10 08:12:42 AM  
I affix a pedometer to my penis during every lovemaking session. I only stop when it hits 1000.
 
2013-12-10 08:17:51 AM  

Sgygus: I'm not sure how my exercise my tied-up partner is getting.


Your supposed to leave them tied up when you leave, that's where their exercise begins.
 
2013-12-10 08:18:39 AM  
For some reason I read the headline and thought of the scene in Novocaine with Steve Martin and Laura Dern.

/i guess that was mental exercise?
//yes, i know i'm weird
 
2013-12-10 08:28:42 AM  

Sgygus: I'm not sure how my exercise my tied-up partner is getting.


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2013-12-10 08:29:11 AM  
90 seconds followed by a 60 minute nap hardly counts as exercise.
 
2013-12-10 08:34:30 AM  
Personal training just got so much better.
 
2013-12-10 08:34:30 AM  

NewportBarGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is if you're doing it right

THIS!


Yup. Also, cue the XKCD.
 
2013-12-10 08:35:35 AM  

Principal Clarinet: from TFA:

"The average sex session lasts between three and seven minutes"


Is that with or without a partner?


Damn.  Looks like the New Zealanders could use a bit of help.

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2013-12-10 08:36:58 AM  
I never thought of sex as excersice. However, Fapping, is definetly excercise, I can tell by the massiveness of my J.O.A, compared to my right arm. Watching ugly porn makes it like biking up hill.
 
2013-12-10 08:39:40 AM  

DubyaHater: 90 seconds followed by a 60 minute nap hardly counts as exercise.


It does for me.
 
2013-12-10 08:44:51 AM  
Old Joke:

Two military officers are arguing over, whether sex is fun or exercise. One says its 10% exercise and 90% fun. Other says its 50% exercise and 50% fun. They cannot decide. So, they call a solder. They solder says, its all fun and no exercise at all.

- Why is that?
- Sir, if there were any exercise involved at all, you would call me to do it for you.
 
2013-12-10 08:48:59 AM  
FTA: "98 per cent of the participants reported finding sex more pleasurable than jogging."

LOL.  So participant pool of 42 (21 couples)  that 2% is 1 person.  Makes you wonder how bad their partner is.  "Man I'd rather be out pounding the streets than pounding/being pounded by you"
 
2013-12-10 09:13:33 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: There's no calorie counter on the bed. You can't tell how many calories you've burned.


Tape a pedometer to the bedpost?
=Smidge=
 
2013-12-10 09:46:12 AM  
I know that trying to get sex from my wife is often and exercise ... in futility.

/Here all week
//Tip your wait staff
 
2013-12-10 09:47:10 AM  
Let's put it this way....if she's capable of WALKING afterwards...you didn't EARN no damn sammich....
 
2013-12-10 10:09:20 AM  
"Don't you tell me it's not exercise"

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2013-12-10 10:24:34 AM  
I would tend to disagree with the 3 to 7 minute duration.  It's difficult to recall a time when it didn't take much, much longer than that.  But I will give them credit for saying that the men burned more calories, that seems pretty reasonable.

Then again, my ex-spouse was lousy in bed, and it would _require_ a longer duration to complete.  Maybe my sample is skewed...

You know what's more difficult? trying to phrase this so as to avoid as many double entendres as is possible.
 
2013-12-10 10:24:45 AM  

Chariset: Not if they just lie there like your mom does.


She gets hers during foreplay, running to the team bus.
 
2013-12-10 10:52:13 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: There's no calorie counter on the bed. You can't tell how many calories you've burned.

If it is exercise, it's a pretty blunt tool for burning calories and getting fit.


They had to modify fitbits.

Apparently a good number of people were showing, ahem, late night exercise.

/LOL
 
2013-12-10 11:08:44 AM  
from TFA:

"The average sex session lasts between three and seven minutes"

Geez, what am I, a Kenyan runner?
 
2013-12-10 12:28:22 PM  

Mentalpatient87: NewportBarGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is if you're doing it right

THIS!

Yup. Also, cue the XKCD.


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2013-12-10 12:39:24 PM  
Can we just give this a lifetime "maybe, depending on how you do it" and stop greening these things?
 
2013-12-10 02:48:00 PM  
I don't know...I'd definitely prefer to burn calories sexercising than any other way.
I like running, but not THAT much...
 
2013-12-10 03:18:39 PM  

LittleMissStubborn: I don't know...I'd definitely prefer to burn calories sexercising than any other way.
I like running, but not THAT much...


Obligatory How YOU doin'...
 
2013-12-10 03:20:51 PM  
Got a long-ago girlfriend a sleep shirt titled the guide to weight loss during sex.

blowing in her ear, 5 calories burned
with bellows, 100 calories burned

etc, etc. The most calories burned was at the end  - avoiding the wet spot. She was a big-time squirter, so funny and appropriate
 
2013-12-10 03:55:47 PM  

Principal Clarinet: from TFA:

"The average sex session lasts between three and seven minutes"


Is that with or without a partner?


bullshiat.  foreplay lasts longer than 3 to 7 minutes.   unless you're with a whore or some bimbo you picked up at a bar.
 
2013-12-10 03:56:27 PM  

Bucky Katt: You use muscles and sweat.  Seems like exercise to me.



but you don't squirt when you exercise.
 
2013-12-10 03:57:26 PM  

Cagey B: I have to say, all of that chasing after them as they try to escape my free candy van does elevate the old heart rate.



tell me about it.  its quite a workout.    lol
 
2013-12-10 04:13:19 PM  
It is. We even have a halftime intermission where we can take a break. My legs still feel like I ran a few miles.
 
2013-12-10 04:26:14 PM  
It is if you do it like I do.

/with weights on all your extremities
//including your schlong
 
2013-12-10 04:33:00 PM  
I can't even do a quickie in seven minutes. Hell, I don't think I could even do myself  in just seven minutes.

Honestly, is this really how sad it is for some people? Seven minutes? Jeez... My sympathies; You're getting cheated.
 
2013-12-10 04:35:22 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: from TFA:

"The average sex session lasts between three and seven minutes"

Geez, what am I, a Kenyan runner?


From the comments at TFA and in here, I'm thinking the author of the article was just trying to make his own truly pathetic sex time seem "normal" somehow. Most of us seem to be saying that three to seven minutes is pathetic and doesn't reflect our reality.

Jeez, I'm in my 40s and I go an hour or more, depending on various factors.
 
2013-12-10 09:26:05 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is if you're doing it right


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/but that '3 to 7 minute average' is making me feel real good about my times.
 
2013-12-11 01:55:53 AM  
For me, sex is exactly like exercise.

As in, I don't get enough of it.
 
2013-12-11 02:03:45 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sgygus: I'm not sure how my exercise my tied-up partner is getting.

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2013-12-11 02:46:00 AM  
Catching them after the first time can entail a lot of exercise.
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2013-12-11 09:38:44 AM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: It is. We even have a halftime intermission where we can take a break. My legs still feel like I ran a few miles.


The mrs. and I can't do that anymore, the marching band invariably wakes up the kids.
 
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