MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is if you're doing it right
AverageAmericanGuy: There's no calorie counter on the bed. You can't tell how many calories you've burned.If it is exercise, it's a pretty blunt tool for burning calories and getting fit.
Sgygus: I'm not sure how my exercise my tied-up partner is getting.
NewportBarGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is if you're doing it rightTHIS!
Principal Clarinet: from TFA:"The average sex session lasts between three and seven minutes"Is that with or without a partner?
DubyaHater: 90 seconds followed by a 60 minute nap hardly counts as exercise.
AverageAmericanGuy: There's no calorie counter on the bed. You can't tell how many calories you've burned.
Chariset: Not if they just lie there like your mom does.
Mentalpatient87: NewportBarGuy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It is if you're doing it rightTHIS!Yup. Also, cue the XKCD.
LittleMissStubborn: I don't know...I'd definitely prefer to burn calories sexercising than any other way.I like running, but not THAT much...
Bucky Katt: You use muscles and sweat. Seems like exercise to me.
Cagey B: I have to say, all of that chasing after them as they try to escape my free candy van does elevate the old heart rate.
Quantum Apostrophe: from TFA:"The average sex session lasts between three and seven minutes"Geez, what am I, a Kenyan runner?
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sgygus: I'm not sure how my exercise my tied-up partner is getting.[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x306]
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: It is. We even have a halftime intermission where we can take a break. My legs still feel like I ran a few miles.
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