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(Geeks Are Sexy)   Mega Shark versus Mecha Shark. That's enough, Sci Fi. That's. Dang. Well. Enough   (geeksaresexy.net) divider line 51
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2013-12-09 10:23:42 PM
They must be stopped...
 
2013-12-10 12:08:12 AM
Watch the trailer to the end, folks :-D
 
2013-12-10 03:37:07 AM

hubiestubert: They must be stopped...


I respectfully disconcur.
 
2013-12-10 03:52:42 AM

hubiestubert: They must be stopped...


They won't stop until this reaches its logical conclusion: sexy sharks.

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2013-12-10 03:54:22 AM
Everybody has to eat.
 
2013-12-10 03:57:23 AM
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It's syfy, Subby. Get with the cool times.
 
2013-12-10 04:01:34 AM
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I saw this happen on a flight a few years back.
 
2013-12-10 04:11:19 AM
Does Siffy actually make money off of these crapfests?
 
2013-12-10 04:23:04 AM

Lachwen: Does Siffy actually make money off of these crapfests?


Each one of those movies costs about a third as much as one episode of Mad Men. Between advertisers for broadcasts, DVDs, Redbox, and Netflix, it's kind of hard for them not to turn a profit.
 
2013-12-10 04:46:00 AM

Lachwen: Does Siffy actually make money off of these crapfests?


Roger Corman's involved, so the answer is yes, everyone makes money.

/there's no market for low-budget theatrical films anymore, which is why he moved to TV
//It's the same reason John Waters hasn't made a film in a decade.
 
2013-12-10 05:50:48 AM

saintwrathchild: hubiestubert: They must be stopped...

I respectfully disconcur.


Me too! I love movies from The Asylum.
 
2013-12-10 06:12:13 AM

Lachwen: Does Siffy actually make money off of these crapfests?


Sharknado did so well that they ended up showing it theaters too, plus the discussion thread on fark was amazing.
 
2013-12-10 06:12:19 AM
Elizabeth Rohm? Check.
Debbie Gibson? Check.
Magnificent aerial combat? Check.

This. Will. Be. Glorious.
 
2013-12-10 06:26:11 AM

Apos: Elizabeth Rohm? Check.
Debbie Gibson? Check.
Magnificent aerial combat? Check.

This. Will. Be. Glorious.



It would be fantastic if Tiffany, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Boxleitner have even minor parts in this, though. Ah well.
 
2013-12-10 06:51:30 AM

Apos: Apos: Elizabeth Rohm? Check.
Debbie Gibson? Check.
Magnificent aerial combat? Check.

This. Will. Be. Glorious.


It would be fantastic if Tiffany, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Boxleitner have even minor parts in this, though. Ah well.


Jaleel White and Tiffany too.
 
2013-12-10 06:53:35 AM
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Still ripping off the Japanese.
 
2013-12-10 06:57:52 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Apos: Elizabeth Rohm? Check.
Debbie Gibson? Check.
Magnificent aerial combat? Check.

This. Will. Be. Glorious.


It would be fantastic if Tiffany, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Boxleitner have even minor parts in this, though. Ah well.

Jaleel White and Tiffany too.


Meant to say Barry Williams instead of Tiffany.
 
2013-12-10 07:05:17 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Apos: Elizabeth Rohm? Check.
Debbie Gibson? Check.
Magnificent aerial combat? Check.

This. Will. Be. Glorious.


It would be fantastic if Tiffany, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Boxleitner have even minor parts in this, though. Ah well.

Jaleel White and Tiffany too.

Meant to say Barry Williams instead of Tiffany.


Agreed.
 
2013-12-10 07:05:43 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Apos: Elizabeth Rohm? Check.
Debbie Gibson? Check.
Magnificent aerial combat? Check.

This. Will. Be. Glorious.


It would be fantastic if Tiffany, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Boxleitner have even minor parts in this, though. Ah well.

Jaleel White and Tiffany too.

Meant to say Barry Williams instead of Tiffany.



How about Mecha-Tiffany?
 
2013-12-10 07:09:48 AM
They really need to bring back MST3K the riff their own movies. How hard is it to do that Syfy?
 
2013-12-10 07:24:24 AM
To each his own.  I tried watching five minutes of Battlesihp a while ago, which I assume is roughly intellectually equivalent.  I couldn't get through five minutes.  Not even sure I lasted two.
 
2013-12-10 07:42:58 AM
I'm writing a treatment for Sighfy based on a sentient tornado of hockey sticks that goes around curing children of cancer. I think I have a real shot.
 
2013-12-10 07:43:06 AM

Raktastic: They really need to bring back MST3K the riff their own movies. How hard is it to do that Syfy?


Came here to say the exact same thing.
 
2013-12-10 07:49:26 AM
Back in the day you actually had to get up from the couch and walk all the way across the room to change the channel. Now they have these nifty things called remotes. So I don't understand what all the butt hurt is about.
 
2013-12-10 08:15:36 AM

Odoriferous Queef: Raktastic: They really need to bring back MST3K the riff their own movies. How hard is it to do that Syfy?

Came here to say the exact same thing.


They're probably making more off RiffTrax and Cinematic Titanic than SyFy could afford to pay them...
 
2013-12-10 08:19:28 AM

Raktastic: They really need to bring back MST3K the riff their own movies. How hard is it to do that Syfy?


I think a Rifftrax should be one of the special features on home movie releases. It'd be better than 90% of the "commentary" tracks. Next year is the 35th anniversary of  Road House. Let's get a Rifftrax Edition release! Blow everybody's minds- get Joel, Mike and Trace back to do it!
 
2013-12-10 08:47:26 AM
How about my idea for a Sy-Fy movie? Andrew Jackson was really a steampunk terminator built by Ben Franklin. He digs his way out of his grave and goes on a rampage though modern D.C with his foul-mouthed clockwork parrot sidekick. Stupid, awsome, or stupid-awsome?
 
2013-12-10 08:49:17 AM
Sure, why not.
 
2013-12-10 09:20:34 AM
Still waiting for Crocogator vs. Dinorexasaurus.
 
2013-12-10 09:22:07 AM

t3knomanser: Raktastic: They really need to bring back MST3K the riff their own movies. How hard is it to do that Syfy?

I think a Rifftrax should be one of the special features on home movie releases. It'd be better than 90% of the "commentary" tracks. Next year is the 35th anniversary of  Road House. Let's get a Rifftrax Edition release! Blow everybody's minds- get Joel, Mike and Trace back to do it!


Don't forget Kevin and Frank
 
2013-12-10 09:33:29 AM
Meanwhile, MTV is adapting ACTUAL fantasy books into TV series.

Here's an idea, NBC/Universal: How about putting execs who LIKE science Fiction in charge of the channel, instead of execs who hate it, and want to change the channel into the genre the exec really wanted to be in.
 
2013-12-10 09:36:20 AM
If it has Debbie Gibson in it, I must watch it. It is my dirty little secret that will have me in my bunk right away.
 
2013-12-10 09:48:05 AM

Raktastic: Don't forget Kevin and Frank


I don't think you could have five riffers working at once. Like, it'd be awesome, but hard.
 
2013-12-10 09:57:22 AM
ok, it's pretty obvious to me that Mecha Shark is going to turn evil too.  What the hell is the military thinking building something like that?  "I am become shark, the destroyer of worlds."
 
2013-12-10 10:29:43 AM

t3knomanser: Raktastic: Don't forget Kevin and Frank

I don't think you could have five riffers working at once. Like, it'd be awesome, but hard.


That's what Cinematic Titanic is -- and it works, mostly.

If you have Amazon Prime, several episodes are on streaming.
 
2013-12-10 10:33:01 AM

albuquerquehalsey: hubiestubert: They must be stopped...

They won't stop until this reaches its logical conclusion: sexy sharks.

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Just thinking about how traumatizing the search for this picture must of been makes me cringe.
 
2013-12-10 10:52:51 AM

GungFu: It's syfy, Subby. Get with the cool times.


Came for real problem SyFy.

It lost everything once Sci-Fi channel changed it's name.

/done.
 
2013-12-10 10:52:54 AM

Richard C Stanford: How about my idea for a Sy-Fy movie? Andrew Jackson was really a steampunk terminator built by Ben Franklin. He digs his way out of his grave and goes on a rampage though modern D.C with his foul-mouthed clockwork parrot sidekick. Stupid, awsome, or stupid-awsome?


Watching Sleepy Hollow make an utter mush of about 50 years of American history, I see no reason why the hell you shouldn't be able to sell that.

t3knomanser: Raktastic: Don't forget Kevin and Frank

I don't think you could have five riffers working at once. Like, it'd be awesome, but hard.


It's all scripted.  Even MST3K was scripted.  Once in a while there's an ad-lib, which you can spot because Mike or Joel corpses.
 
2013-12-10 11:09:19 AM

Dwight_Yeast: It's all scripted.  Even MST3K was scripted.  Once in a while there's an ad-lib, which you can spot because Mike or Joel corpses.


That doesn't really have anything to do with the number of riffers. I like the trio because it allows each riffer to bring a unique and well fleshed out perspective to their wise-cracks. I think with five riffers, you start competing with the film itself (which I think is why Cinematic Titantic mostly riffed really  dull movies).
 
2013-12-10 11:29:07 AM

ciderczar: Still waiting for Christogator vs. Dinojewasaurus.


Better. Much better.
 
2013-12-10 11:57:56 AM
GungFu:
How about Mecha-Tiffany?

She's already got the artificial chest built...
 
2013-12-10 01:19:18 PM
Moar Tiffany - Debbie Gibson catfights please.
 
2013-12-10 02:41:39 PM

albuquerquehalsey: hubiestubert: They must be stopped...

They won't stop until this reaches its logical conclusion: sexy sharks.

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I admit it, I would watch that.
 
2013-12-10 04:18:11 PM
They're starting production of a movie here in Lake Tahoe about sharks in the lake, so we'll see how craptastic that turns out.

I still want SyFy to make Furricane, a movie about a Hurricane full of bears.
 
2013-12-10 05:00:42 PM
I have willingly bought the Mega Shark movies on DVD.

I am all in for this one!
 
2013-12-10 06:22:05 PM

GungFu: Bathia_Mapes: Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Apos: Elizabeth Rohm? Check.
Debbie Gibson? Check.
Magnificent aerial combat? Check.

This. Will. Be. Glorious.


It would be fantastic if Tiffany, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Boxleitner have even minor parts in this, though. Ah well.

Jaleel White and Tiffany too.

Meant to say Barry Williams instead of Tiffany.


How about Mecha-Tiffany?


Only is there is a mecha-piranha.
 
2013-12-10 06:23:22 PM

serial_crusher: ok, it's pretty obvious to me that Mecha Shark is going to turn evil too.  What the hell is the military thinking building something like that?  "I am become shark, the destroyer of worlds."


Darth Shark?
 
2013-12-10 06:37:36 PM

GaperKiller: They're starting production of a movie here in Lake Tahoe about sharks in the lake, so we'll see how craptastic that turns out.

I still want SyFy to make Furricane, a movie about a Hurricane full of bears.


Furricane?

Maybe better if it is full of undead furries....
 
2013-12-10 06:55:37 PM
Debbie Gibson is in this eh? They should have her saying "This can't be real. It's only a dream" as she's about to get eaten by Mega Shark.
 
2013-12-10 07:01:25 PM

MechaPyx: Debbie Gibson is in this eh? They should have her saying "This can't be real. It's only a dream" as she's about to get eaten by Mega Shark.


She was in the original.
 
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