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(Daily Mail)   Chinese woman forces boyfriend to shop til he drops   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 122
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2013-12-09 05:32:04 PM
no mo ho
 
2013-12-09 05:45:13 PM
birdgei.files.wordpress.com

/Can someone photoshop the blue arrow going back out and splatting in the middle?
 
2013-12-09 06:29:05 PM
Did he leave her his credit card?  This is important.
 
2013-12-09 06:32:23 PM
imageshack.us
It was a tragic accident.
 
2013-12-09 06:38:43 PM
Not that I would do it but I understand.
 
2013-12-09 06:40:33 PM
I submitted this under another headline but this one is better than mine.
 
2013-12-09 06:40:35 PM
He took the easy way out, good for him.
 
2013-12-09 06:40:58 PM
A man's got to know his limitations.
 
2013-12-09 06:44:15 PM
Hardcore! I guess he sure showed her.
 
2013-12-09 06:44:41 PM

fjnorton: Not that I would do it but I understand.


I used to date a Chinese girl.

I completely understand.

/worse when her mother came along
 
2013-12-09 06:44:56 PM
He died not doing what he loved.
 
2013-12-09 06:45:21 PM

fjnorton: Not that I would do it but I understand.


all men understand.   Similar to the guy that jumps out of a moving car...we wouldn't do it...but we understand it.
 
2013-12-09 06:45:23 PM
Automatically calling BS considering the source, but if it were true, it sounds like he is better off dead.
 
2013-12-09 06:45:40 PM

grimlock1972: I submitted this under another headline but this one is better than mine.


Regardless of whether subby is also "Crying out loud", a DailyMail subscriber, this is just a recycled comment from the original article, not to mention the most obvious of mockery possibilities.

/that being said, what guy hasn't contemplated a similar departure under the same circumstances?
 
2013-12-09 06:45:54 PM
I'm not saying it wasn't an overreaction... but I get it.
 
2013-12-09 06:46:40 PM
Chinese dude here. Dad and I used to sit and wait on the benches. No following around. He taught me well. Did not marry a Chinese girl.
 
2013-12-09 06:46:53 PM

umadbro: /that being said, what guy hasn't contemplated a similar departure under the same circumstances?


...only to be stopped when they realized they couldn't be certain of death?
 
2013-12-09 06:47:04 PM
Man I've been there. My wife and I have come to an arrangement where the closest I get to shopping is staying in the car with a book and a coffee...unfortunately sometimes I end up needing to buy another book and coffee...
 
2013-12-09 06:49:00 PM
Mrs Clam hates shopping. I love her madly.
 
2013-12-09 06:49:21 PM
<begin John Pinette voice>

I been heea five owa.  I go now!

<end John Pinette voice>
 
2013-12-09 06:50:07 PM
He really dodged a bullet there.

just kidding.

Maybe her next boyfriend won't be an insensitive jerk.

Just kidding.

Almost had a Chinese girlfriend once.

But I dodged that bullet by being an insensitive jerk.
 
2013-12-09 06:51:12 PM
biatches be shoppin', bros be droppin'
 
2013-12-09 06:51:29 PM

FrancoFile: <begin John Pinette voice>

I been heea five owa.  I go now!

<end John Pinette voice>


Oh jeez that's awesome!
 
2013-12-09 06:53:01 PM

Snapper Carr: biatches be shoppin', bros be droppin'


blogs.ubc.ca
 
2013-12-09 06:53:09 PM
'He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more. '

As the husband of a woman who also has more shoes than she could wear in a lifetime, HA HA HA! Logic does not work. FWIW, we all have our little hang-ups. I have more games than I could play in a lifetime for example. I waste more time on Fark than I should, etc. I kinda wish my wife didn't buy so many shoes but it makes her happy and it isn't so out of control that I'm considering throwing myself to my death (yet).

Normally when there is shopping afoot my wife parks me on a bench and comes back for me. She knows I hate it.
 
2013-12-09 06:53:18 PM

grimlock1972: I submitted this under another headline but this one is better than mine.


I submitted it with pretty much the same headline hours ago

/where I screwed up was not linking to the Daily Fail ...
 
2013-12-09 06:54:11 PM
ME CHINESE ME PLAY JOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo

*splat*
 
2013-12-09 06:55:51 PM
Why not throw her over the railing? Or just drop the farking bags and go home?
 
2013-12-09 06:56:01 PM
Lay yew gum dog hai Jo meh yeh ahhhhhh?????
 
2013-12-09 06:57:47 PM
This story cracks me up. I can totally imagine the complete and utter fury he was experiencing. FTA: "He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more." LOL - his next words were likely something along the lines of "F*ck you, f*ck this mall, f*ck everything. I'm out" followed by the jump. And he was certainly reveling in issuing the ultimate burn as he plummeted.
 
2013-12-09 06:57:56 PM
Reminds me the day I broke up with my ex. After four hours of standing in line and patiently listening to her biatching about totally unimportant things, when we finally arrived at home, she insisted on going to an other mall. That was it.

/true story
 
2013-12-09 06:58:03 PM

WhyKnot: fjnorton: Not that I would do it but I understand.

all men understand.   Similar to the guy that jumps out of a moving car...we wouldn't do it...but we understand it.

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This can not be stated enough.
 
2013-12-09 06:58:04 PM
Who does he think he is? Jackie Chan?


Bondith: fjnorton: Not that I would do it but I understand.

I used to date a Chinese girl.

I completely understand.

/worse when her mother came along


I've dated a few. Never again. Never give out your credit card as well.

I know exactly how that bloke felt. I felt like ending it a few times but it was easier just to tell them to fark off.

I might have the only wife in the world that absolutely hates shopping of any kind.
 
2013-12-09 06:58:48 PM

Jument: 'He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more. '

As the husband of a woman who also has more shoes than she could wear in a lifetime, HA HA HA! Logic does not work. FWIW, we all have our little hang-ups. I have more games than I could play in a lifetime for example. I waste more time on Fark than I should, etc. I kinda wish my wife didn't buy so many shoes but it makes her happy and it isn't so out of control that I'm considering throwing myself to my death (yet).

Normally when there is shopping afoot my wife parks me on a bench and comes back for me. She knows I hate it.


I never understood shoe obsession. I have six pairs of shoes: work shoes, running shoes, sandals, dress heels, muck boots and hiking boots. They all have a specific purpose. I don't own shoes because they are "cute". They go on my feet which I doubt people pay much attention to.
 
2013-12-09 07:00:23 PM

weapon13: Who does he think he is? Jackie Chan?


Bondith: fjnorton: Not that I would do it but I understand.

I used to date a Chinese girl.

I completely understand.

/worse when her mother came along

I've dated a few. Never again. Never give out your credit card as well.

I know exactly how that bloke felt. I felt like ending it a few times but it was easier just to tell them to fark off.

I might have the only wife in the world that absolutely hates shopping of any kind.


I shop online mostly. I haaate crowds and malls. I venture out once a year to buy a shirt or two.
 
2013-12-09 07:01:41 PM
He was egg too young to die.
 
2013-12-09 07:01:45 PM
My Chinese wife and I have a system: when we go shopping she can buy as much as she wants but I get an equal amount of cash with which to do whatever i want (excluding essentials, of course).  This effectively doubles the price of everything she considers buying, and because she keeps a fairly strict budget (finance/econ major) that is a fairly strong limit to the number and length of shopping excursions.  And, if i do get dragged out on a long shipping trip, I get something out of it.

Warning: this tactic will backfire with those that don't know how to budget.
 
2013-12-09 07:02:17 PM
There's not a man alive who hasn't thought about doing the same thing more than once.
 
2013-12-09 07:03:26 PM

hailin: Jument: 'He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more. '

As the husband of a woman who also has more shoes than she could wear in a lifetime, HA HA HA! Logic does not work. FWIW, we all have our little hang-ups. I have more games than I could play in a lifetime for example. I waste more time on Fark than I should, etc. I kinda wish my wife didn't buy so many shoes but it makes her happy and it isn't so out of control that I'm considering throwing myself to my death (yet).

Normally when there is shopping afoot my wife parks me on a bench and comes back for me. She knows I hate it.

I never understood shoe obsession. I have six pairs of shoes: work shoes, running shoes, sandals, dress heels, muck boots and hiking boots. They all have a specific purpose. I don't own shoes because they are "cute". They go on my feet which I doubt people pay much attention to.


As I understand it, even if you have 20 pairs they all have a specific purpose. Whether or not other people are able to understand how each of those purposes is different is another matter.
 
2013-12-09 07:03:34 PM
White people problems.
 
2013-12-09 07:03:42 PM
Chinese girls really took that whole overpopulation of boys to heart.
 
2013-12-09 07:03:44 PM
I actually don't mind shopping, but I have my limit (which is less than any woman's limit).  When I've had enough, I say, "I'm done.  We're going home now."  She can choose to stay, but I am leaving.  This was only an issue one time.
 
2013-12-09 07:03:57 PM

GRCooper: grimlock1972: I submitted this under another headline but this one is better than mine.

I submitted it with pretty much the same headline hours ago

/where I screwed up was not linking to the Daily Fail ...


same it was from another source for me too, if i had gotten the green light i would have been pleased but as i did not i will live.

Not worth jumping to my death over.
 
2013-12-09 07:05:10 PM
This is why most American malls don't have more than one story, and BARS. But Seriously... If you're a guy and haven't felt the urge to off yourself in a mall, you might be gay...
 
2013-12-09 07:09:24 PM
Haha - he got called "skinflint" after paying for her shopping for 5 hours and getting more stuff than he can carry.

There is a lesson to be learned here: if you meet expectations then the expectations just increase. Learn to walk away chumps.
 
2013-12-09 07:09:36 PM
If Van Halen's Jump was playing on the mall's Muzak that would have been awesome.

blogs.sfweekly.com
 
2013-12-09 07:11:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-12-09 07:11:58 PM
www.wearysloth.com
Sometimes......dead is bettah.
/for other times, there's Amazon.com!
 
2013-12-09 07:14:13 PM

uncleacid: He was egg too young to die.


That was bad. Just horrible. God dammit, why am I laughing?
 
2013-12-09 07:14:39 PM
This guy has brought new meaning to being an hero.
 
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