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(Click Orlando)   Today's Florida dumbass award goes to this old dude trying to take up-skirt photos by placing small cameras on his shoes   (clickorlando.com) divider line 51
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2013-12-09 07:19:31 PM
Actually that would be kind of clever if you weren't obvious about it. Clever in a really pervy sort of way.
 
2013-12-09 07:20:12 PM
I'm a luddite.  I just have multicolored mirrors on my hobnail boots.
 
2013-12-09 07:20:48 PM
*wasthatwrong.jpg*
 
2013-12-09 07:21:41 PM
www.midnightreview.co.uk
Approves.
 
2013-12-09 07:23:50 PM
Someone should tell that guy that the internet is full of porn, and the local library is obligated to let you look at it for free.

I imagine that this is a fetish though, and it's not the picture he's after but the experience. If I didn't have any respect for other people I'd probably try it to. But like more reasonably well-adjusted people I do, so I won't.
 
2013-12-09 07:25:04 PM
Article is useless without pictures of said shoes.
 
2013-12-09 07:27:39 PM
"in a Wall*Mart"
And all the guys on the Group W bench slid closer to me.
 
2013-12-09 07:27:39 PM

Jument: I imagine that this is a fetish though, and it's not the picture he's after but the experience.


I was thinking that he's trying to supplement his income by selling content to those sites.
 
2013-12-09 07:28:49 PM
Article should have come from Sick Orlando

amirite?

/veal
//waitress
 
2013-12-09 07:28:52 PM
Video in TFA was disappointing.

Also, you place the camera in a prepared handbag, not on your shoes.
 
2013-12-09 07:29:28 PM
At least find a place with an escalator.
 
2013-12-09 07:31:33 PM
Ahh, Florida....Your brand of lunacy is without equal.
 
2013-12-09 07:32:32 PM

Fear the Clam: Jument: I imagine that this is a fetish though, and it's not the picture he's after but the experience.

I was thinking that he's trying to supplement his income by selling content to those sites.


Well done - Obie Approved.
 
2013-12-09 07:32:58 PM
his hands were busy working overtime...
 
2013-12-09 07:33:11 PM

sendtodave: Article is useless without pictures of  fromsaid shoes.


FTFY
 
2013-12-09 07:33:48 PM
That guy really screwed up the lyrics to that Paul Simon song,
 
2013-12-09 07:34:10 PM
The guards simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes?
 
2013-12-09 07:34:49 PM

Fear the Clam: I was thinking that he's trying to supplement his income by selling content to those sites.


They pay for that?

=writes note to self
 
2013-12-09 07:37:33 PM
Great Paul Simon song
 
2013-12-09 07:38:32 PM
 
2013-12-09 07:41:05 PM
Maybe I missed something...  The article said it was his girlfriend...

Wouldn't that be considered foreplay?

I am so confused.
 
2013-12-09 07:46:11 PM

Habitual Cynic: Maybe I missed something...  The article said it was his girlfriend...

Wouldn't that be considered foreplay?

I am so confused.


I thought the same thing at first, but re-read it..

According to police, a man said he saw Greis put his shoe, which had a camera attached to it, under his girlfriend's skirt while she was shopping at Total Wine on East Colonial Drive.
 
2013-12-09 07:49:01 PM

Jument: Someone should tell that guy that the internet is full of porn, and the local library is obligated to let you look at it for free.


Man I bet he never thought of that. So I guess no one ever needs to take a photo again, because there are already photos on the internet. Thanks for the great tip!
 
2013-12-09 07:49:44 PM
Not a new Idea. Some perv in Toronto did this way back in 1996.

http://cypherpunks.venona.com/date/1996/09/msg00381.html
 
2013-12-09 07:53:21 PM

Cytokine Storm: [i.imgur.com image 599x400]

Amateur.


Only to be out done by the guy hiding in a porta john.
 
2013-12-09 07:54:30 PM
Gee...and here I've just been putting "L" and "R" on my shoes......
 
2013-12-09 07:57:32 PM
Upskirt shots are not the most flattering of angles. Different strokes I guess.
 
2013-12-09 07:58:44 PM

One look at the perv Robert Greis
And you'll know that something's amiss.
His idea of flirting?
Why, frenzied upskirting!
So yeah, he'll be locked up for this.

 
2013-12-09 08:04:31 PM
well, he does look determined

media.cmgdigital.com
 
2013-12-09 08:10:20 PM
Police said they found cameras attached to each of Greis' shoes. When they arrested him and put him in the back of the patrol car, Greis destroyed the memory card for one the cameras, according to police.

Good jorb there turning a misdemeanor into a felony.
 
2013-12-09 08:10:37 PM
event.1565today.net
 
2013-12-09 08:10:57 PM

Apos: One look at the perv Robert Greis
And you'll know that something's amiss.
His idea of flirting?
Why, frenzied upskirting!
So yeah, he'll be locked up for this.


Well played!
 
2013-12-09 08:28:14 PM
His own girlfriend?  What a waste.  If you are gonna get arrested at least do it looking for some crotch you haven't seen before.  Amateur.
 
2013-12-09 08:31:02 PM

blunto: His own girlfriend?  What a waste.  If you are gonna get arrested at least do it looking for some crotch you haven't seen before.  Amateur.


I think it was the girlfriend of the guy that reported him. I just skimmed, though, so who knows.
 
2013-12-09 08:39:40 PM
Unless you're in a huge crowd like at a a concert or something I don't see how you get close enough to put your shoe close enough to a girl wearing a skirt to get a good shot.

And even then, all you get is an upskirt picture.  I guess some people are into that, but it doesn't seem worth it to me.

I'd probably get more thrills by renting an apartment next to a swimming pool.  It's still a creepy way to get off, but hey at least your internet searches won't be logged by google or the NSA.

Still, you never can tell about some people.  About 15 years ago I remember reading a news article about a guy in a grocery store who assaulted a young girl.  He didn't lure her away to some dark corner or a bathroom.  Just right there in the aisle of a grocery store.  And it wasn't WalMart and he did get arrested.  I hope he's still in prison.
 
2013-12-09 08:45:05 PM
Dumbass is right.  You're supposed to hide the camera IN the shoe, not ON it, DUMBASS!  Under the tongue, with a pinhole over the lens.

Jeez! Amateur!
 
2013-12-09 08:53:39 PM
But on the up side, he IS now qualified to work for the TSA...
 
2013-12-09 08:55:17 PM

nytmare: Jument: Someone should tell that guy that the internet is full of porn, and the local library is obligated to let you look at it for free.

Man I bet he never thought of that. So I guess no one ever needs to take a photo again, because there are already photos on the internet. Thanks for the great tip!


You're welcome. Here are some other tips: the sky is blue and water is wet! Anything else I can help you with?

/seriously, you snipped my second line; go back and read it
 
2013-12-09 08:56:27 PM

HairBolus: well, he does look determine

img.fark.net


He looks legit to me.
 
2013-12-09 09:05:52 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-12-09 09:53:38 PM
If they can't figure out that 92% of the internet is porn, then they're too stupid to live. Just shoot it, just shoot it!
 
2013-12-09 11:57:06 PM
The idea of the up skirt thing is hawt. The actual product (and implementation) is not. Boo
 
2013-12-10 03:02:19 AM

Jument: Someone should tell that guy that the internet is full of porn, and the local library is obligated to let you look at it for free.

I imagine that this is a fetish though, and it's not the picture he's after but the experience. If I didn't have any respect for other people I'd probably try it to. But like more reasonably well-adjusted people I do, so I won't.


For 20 bucks + cover you can have someone rub their naked junk on your face.  I think you're right about it being more of a fetish.
 
2013-12-10 03:09:11 AM
There are a couple of bars that have raised glass bar stool seating around the dance floor that will provide all the upskirts you have the patience to wait for.  Find one.
 
2013-12-10 03:10:45 AM
Or just put a spoon on your flexed biceps.

http://i.imgur.com/kKj7Z.jpg
 
2013-12-10 08:56:54 AM
Charged with destruction of evidence for destroying a memory card in the back of the patrol car after he was arrested?
Sounds like the cop needs to be charged with being a dumbass for not searching the suspect upon arresting him.  That's a "pointing out police incompetence" charge.
 
2013-12-10 11:19:12 AM

buckeyebrain: [www.midnightreview.co.uk image 500x500]
Approves.


How so?
 
2013-12-10 11:27:40 AM

lilbjorn: buckeyebrain: [www.midnightreview.co.uk image 500x500]
Approves.

How so?


Years before "Big Adventure", "Playhouse" and other family-friendly fare, he was using the same persona as a 'dirty' comic, with one notable gag being mirrors on his shoes for upskirt shots.
 
2013-12-10 02:44:07 PM

uncleacid: At least find a place with an escalator.


DON'Tgo to Wyoning!
 
2013-12-10 02:44:46 PM
Wyoming -- I hate being sober!
 
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