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(Huffington Post)   10 signs the man you're dating is a psychopath, according to a: A) Psychiatrist B) Criminologist C) Mommy blogger   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 103
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2013-12-09 05:31:04 PM  
I'm going to assume that "guy who dated too many of them" isn't an option...
 
2013-12-09 05:46:35 PM  
Try to check out his stories -- call hospitals if you need to -- but don't be surprised if he has an excuse for why you can't find any record of any of his traumas.

An excuse like, oh I dunno, farking patient confidentiality?
 
2013-12-09 06:39:26 PM  
11. He thinks web pages with autoplay video are awesome, and doesn't think the "marketing expert" who demands such autoplay video deserves to be fed, anus-first, into the Chernobyl Zoo's Chainsaw-Toothed Ice Weasel frolic area.
 
2013-12-09 06:45:39 PM  
12) He dated and for some reason dumped a girl named Kiri Blakley
 
2013-12-09 06:50:24 PM  
Alternate headline: 10 Signs You're Dating a Woman

//someone had to say it
 
2013-12-09 07:05:22 PM  

poonesfarm: Try to check out his stories -- call hospitals if you need to -- but don't be surprised if he has an excuse for why you can't find any record of any of his traumas.

An excuse like, oh I dunno, farking patient confidentiality?


If she's calling hospital,s or other things about your past, isn't that a sign that she might be batshiat insane?
 
2013-12-09 07:07:04 PM  

Aar1012: poonesfarm: Try to check out his stories -- call hospitals if you need to -- but don't be surprised if he has an excuse for why you can't find any record of any of his traumas.

An excuse like, oh I dunno, farking patient confidentiality?

If she's calling hospital,s or other things about your past, isn't that a sign that she might be batshiat insane?


Came in to say that.

When you call hospitals to verify your (possibly psychopathic) boyfriend's story, YOU'RE THE PSYCHOPATH!
 
2013-12-09 07:11:03 PM  
Paying attention to a mommy blogger is the first sign of irrecoverable stupidity.
 
2013-12-09 07:13:55 PM  

Aar1012: poonesfarm: Try to check out his stories -- call hospitals if you need to -- but don't be surprised if he has an excuse for why you can't find any record of any of his traumas.

An excuse like, oh I dunno, farking patient confidentiality?

If she's calling hospital,s or other things about your past, isn't that a sign that she might be batshiat insane?


Hipaa how the fark does it work?
 
2013-12-09 07:14:23 PM  
This man has no neck:
www.therockyhorrorroleplay.com
 
2013-12-09 07:15:28 PM  

bronyaur1: Paying attention to a mommy blogger is the first sign of irrecoverable stupidity.


FTFY
 
2013-12-09 07:15:41 PM  
Ten signs that you are paranoid.
 
2013-12-09 07:16:10 PM  
D.E.N.N.I.S.
 
2013-12-09 07:16:51 PM  
Keep in mind that 2% of American males are "Aggressive Psychopathic Personalities".  So there are 3 million males who are psychopaths.

/Context was D-Day invasions and immediate aftermath.  98% of the people involved were psych casualties, and 2% were already farked in the head when they got there and spent D-day having a fantastic time.
 
2013-12-09 07:17:00 PM  

bronyaur1: Paying attention to a mommy blogger is the first sign of irrecoverable stupidity.


Let's try that again.
 
2013-12-09 07:17:14 PM  
I pity whomever is dating/married to the author
 
2013-12-09 07:17:40 PM  
So basically if you meet someone and it's working out well, the obvious conclusion is that they are a psychopath. So you'd better murder them in their sleep out of self-defense.

Also: why isn't this woman working for Buzzfeed?
 
2013-12-09 07:18:02 PM  
I think she's the model in those crazy girlfriend memes
 
2013-12-09 07:19:22 PM  

Aar1012: poonesfarm: Try to check out his stories -- call hospitals if you need to -- but don't be surprised if he has an excuse for why you can't find any record of any of his traumas.

An excuse like, oh I dunno, farking patient confidentiality?

If she's calling hospital,s or other things about your past, isn't that a sign that she might be batshiat insane?


This too!
 
2013-12-09 07:20:00 PM  
Surely I can't be the only person who came away from that article thinking the mommy blogger was the psycho one? The same bland and generic article could have been written by replacing he's with she's and people would think the author was a paranoid nutcase.
 
2013-12-09 07:20:38 PM  
www.redmeat.com

Can anyone tell me how to stop Fark from overriding my height and width attributes?
 
2013-12-09 07:22:36 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-12-09 07:23:14 PM  
after very briefly looking at her website, I pity any man who takes an interest in this self-absorbed twat.
 
2013-12-09 07:23:18 PM  
Least this bullshiat list didn't have "intense eyes".
 
2013-12-09 07:23:33 PM  

Paka Ono: I pity whomever is dating/married to the author


Surely you jest.
 
2013-12-09 07:23:50 PM  
11) He sees you reading listicles written by morons and decides to read along.
 
2013-12-09 07:24:56 PM  

poonesfarm: <em>Try to check out his stories -- call hospitals if you need to -- but don't be surprised if he has an excuse for why you can't find any record of any of his traumas.</em>

An excuse like, oh I dunno, farking patient confidentiality?


Sleep with his doctor if you have to. Listen to the voices in your head. You must find out if he's a psychopath.
 
2013-12-09 07:25:01 PM  
Someone needs a deep dicking.
 
2013-12-09 07:26:09 PM  
If you read the list thinking that this lady found an awesome guy, they had some awesome times, he found out she was bug fark insane and tried to distance himself from her and break up in a public area so as to not be killed in her basement, then the list makes sense .
 
2013-12-09 07:29:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Someone needs a deep dicking.


Wasn't that on the list somewhere?
 
2013-12-09 07:34:10 PM  

p0nk: after very briefly looking at her website, I pity any man who takes an interest in this self-absorbed twat.


Just following the link to her latest posts on "The Stir" will suffice. Come to think about it, the fact she posts there at all is all one needs to know.
 
2013-12-09 07:35:17 PM  
 
2013-12-09 07:35:50 PM  

p0nk: after very briefly looking at her website, I pity any man who takes an interest in this self-absorbed twat.


You know, it might be telling that narcissism isn't on her list. Could be a little projection going on here.
 
2013-12-09 07:36:09 PM  

broomballwilson: D.E.N.N.I.S.


Came here to say this.
 
2013-12-09 07:41:32 PM  
Without reading anything else this woman has written, how much you want to bet that she describes herself as a "vivacious, caring person."
 
2013-12-09 07:44:04 PM  
1.  Flattery
2.  He is just like you
3.  Pity plays
4.  Illness and injuries
5.  Great sex
6.  Cracks in the mask
7.  Silent treatment
8.  Triangulation
9.  Discard
10. Hoovering


1.   She's uncomfortable with flattery.  Obviously has body issues.  Nothing will ever be good enough.
2.   Stop liking what I like.  Only I can like it.  Obviously has control issues.  She must control what happens.
3.   She can't believe that other women are as biatchy as she is.  Obviously has issues with other people existing in his life.  It's all about her her her
4.   She must know everything about your past.  Obviously has trust issues.  He can't be allowed to do anything where he might stop being able to be her meal ticket.
5.   She's petrified that somebody wants her to have sex.  Obviously is a frigid biatch.  She loves her dildos more than she does men.
6.   I can't snark about this.  This is paranoid delusions.  Run bro run
7.   She can't stand not having him around to manipulate all the time.  Obviously has even worse control and trust issues than previously thought.
8.   She is starting to lose control.  Obviously her state of being batshiat insane is driving him away.  It's his fault, she's perfect.  Just ask her.
9.   He's gone biatch.  You drove him away.  Obviously she thinks that it's not her fault.  Being batshiat insane does that to broads.
10. Jesus biatch he wasn't getting laid so he gave you a second chance to not be batshiat insane.  Obviously you are.  Crazy sex is good sex but that's all it is.  Leave the poor farker alone.
 
2013-12-09 07:45:12 PM  
Her list looked an awfully lot like the observed behaviors of Dear Old Dad. There might be something to it. The old man is a crazy motherfarker, and always has been.
 
2013-12-09 07:48:17 PM  

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2013-12-09 07:49:12 PM  

forgotmydamnusername: Her list looked an awfully lot like the observed behaviors of Dear Old Dad. There might be something to it. The old man is a crazy motherfarker, and always has been.


Y.... your dear old dad lavished you with the best sex of your life?
 
2013-12-09 07:50:51 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Without reading anything else this woman has written, how much you want to bet that she describes herself as a "vivacious, caring person."


she does mention her cats prominently in her bio...so that explains a lot.
 
2013-12-09 07:52:13 PM  

bronyaur1: Paying attention to a mommy blogger is the first sign of irrecoverable stupidity.


What the hell are you talking about? If I don't pay attention to some vapid, white, middle-class, over-privileged, self-absorbed twunt, who the hell am I supposed to pay attention to?
 
2013-12-09 07:52:38 PM  
I do all of those things. So did every woman I have ever dated. Maybe us psychopaths are attracted to each other. Or maybe all this behavior is perfectly normal and none of us are psychopaths.
 
2013-12-09 07:55:40 PM  
Alternate pic of author.

i.thegrindstone.com
 
2013-12-09 07:57:26 PM  
Why are so many people under their delusion that their opinions matter or are even remotely interesting???
 
2013-12-09 07:58:09 PM  

Ghastly: Quantum Apostrophe: [www.redmeat.com image 600x263]

Can anyone tell me how to stop Fark from overriding my height and width attributes?

Exercise and diet.

It's the only way to get rid of the Fark Fifteen.


That's scarily accurate. I'm packing on the fun pudge for winter, that's for sure.
 
2013-12-09 07:58:45 PM  
By her list every single woman I've dated us a psychopath.
 
2013-12-09 08:05:45 PM  
Obviously a lesbian
 
2013-12-09 08:06:12 PM  

exick: Alternate headline: 10 Signs You're Dating a Woman

//someone had to say it


I was going to make a comment to the effect that the list seems more or like dating anyone that's not particularly good at relationships (i.e. 99% of people).  In all seriousness, a new relationship starting with both people kind of overdoing it, being hot for a while, then tapering off with some mild ill feelings and on-again/off-again shiat after the "official" end is really only evidence that you are most likely a human, and in all probability dating another human.

Occasionally it's more enduring or less based on immediate chemistry and story-sharing, but if it is that's pretty much the standard way dating works (as opposed to, say, arranged marriage).
 
2013-12-09 08:09:03 PM  

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I called your 1st grade teacher. She doesn't remember you.

 
2013-12-09 08:09:32 PM  

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