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(Washington Post)   Dear Prudie: I went on a road trip with a lady friend of mine, and ended up banging her all weekend. We're dating now and I'd like to stop banging her for a while so she seems like less of a whore while we're just getting started. Tips?   (live.washingtonpost.com) divider line 135
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2013-12-09 02:42:11 PM  
Does she have a sister?
 
2013-12-09 02:43:04 PM  
Does her sister have a sister?
 
2013-12-09 02:45:52 PM  
I think technically the tip is still banging

/just pull out, already
 
2013-12-09 02:48:21 PM  
If you withhold sex from her now, she might let you pee in her butt later.
 
2013-12-09 03:06:05 PM  
you gave her way more than the tip already.
 
2013-12-09 03:12:11 PM  
Arbitrary lines are stupid when it comes to love.
 
2013-12-09 03:46:44 PM  
if he wants to stop having sex with his girlfriend... but he doesn't want to break up, maybe he should ask her to marry him.
 
2013-12-09 03:54:00 PM  
I was hoping for some girl-on-girl action.

Disappointed
 
2013-12-09 03:55:15 PM  
Hand me the phone book, 'cuz I want to call Shenanigans.

He says that he's been in love with her for a long time. And now that he's had a weekend of great sex with her, he wants to stop?

Something about it must have turned him off, because if he's really been pining for her for a while, he would NOT be wanting to slow down now.
 
2013-12-09 03:55:25 PM  
you delightedly smashed it again and again.

I didn't know Prudie was so hood.
 
2013-12-09 04:01:56 PM  
Behold the world of Anon-DIT before the internet. I assume just as many of these are fake.
 
2013-12-09 04:02:08 PM  

the_rev: Hand me the phone book, 'cuz I want to call Shenanigans.

He says that he's been in love with her for a long time. And now that he's had a weekend of great sex with her, he wants to stop?

Something about it must have turned him off, because if he's really been pining for her for a while, he would NOT be wanting to slow down now.


He got his expectations up, got to try it out, and is now wondering if it was worth the wait.
 
2013-12-09 04:04:48 PM  
Romance?  Is friends with benefits no longer a thing?
 
2013-12-09 04:07:21 PM  
Tell her you have an inflammation "down there" but it should clear up in a few weeks, you just need to rest it up and also she doesn't want to catch what you have.
Tell her you got it in Canada. She wouldn't know what it is.
 
2013-12-09 04:07:36 PM  

nmrsnr: Behold the world of Anon-DIT before the internet. I assume just as many of these are fake.


Well wait, this one isn't about dog custody or anything stupid.

It's about banging, which is less stupid.
 
2013-12-09 04:08:24 PM  
She never should have let your tarded ass out of the friend zone.

This is why you don't do that, ladies. This is why.
 
2013-12-09 04:10:45 PM  

kbronsito: if he wants to stop having sex with his girlfriend... but he doesn't want to break up, maybe he should ask her to marry him.


He should feed her that magic food that makes females sex drive go away- wedding cake!

Rim Shot, I will be here all week, please try the veal and remember to tip your waitress.
 
2013-12-09 04:10:50 PM  
Love Prudie's advice: essentially, "better keep bangin' her, or she'll be all confused." Hear, hear.
 
2013-12-09 04:11:06 PM  
You should be asking yourself who guilted you into this illogical behavior.  Why should you feel uncomfortable with this arrangement?
 
2013-12-09 04:11:14 PM  
It is rather hard to see your true love in the reverse cowgirl while she simultaneous gives you a cleveland steamer and your balls a golden shower, who when the act is over picks up the beef in her teeth and heels it down the drain.

The dude is gay.
 
2013-12-09 04:11:23 PM  
Stick it in her pooper, girls like that.

On a serious note; me thinks he put the pussy on a pedestal and now needs to grow a pair.

/ or maybe tell the girl that he wants to slow down.
 
2013-12-09 04:11:42 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-12-09 04:11:54 PM  
Slam your junk in a car door. You won't hurt her feelings and you'll be able to dodge sex for a while. Win win!
 
2013-12-09 04:12:46 PM  
Hey, he is more queer than a three dollar bill and thought that he might just try the poon.  Problem is, he did not like the poon and wants go back.
 
2013-12-09 04:12:58 PM  

the_rev: Hand me the phone book, 'cuz I want to call Shenanigans.


What tipped you off? Was it the way he started with, "I have never been a man who enjoys casual sex."?
 
2013-12-09 04:15:02 PM  
You crossed the sex barrier and instead of waking up appalled, you delightedly smashed it again and again.

I giggled until I realized she means "smashed the sex barrier" and not "smashed it" in the way that I use it.
 
2013-12-09 04:15:37 PM  
Dude, if you two share an awesome chemistry that leads to amazing sex, get on your farking knees and thank the Lord for having someone like her in your life.

If you're great together in and out of bed, farking enjoy every minute of it.
 
2013-12-09 04:17:44 PM  
Answer:  Search "Gay Men's Chorus".

That's what I've heard.


-- nntawwt
 
2013-12-09 04:18:12 PM  
I wonder how badly she wanted to say what she really thought and ask him if he's ready to come out of the closet.  That's really the only rational explanation unless it's some other reason (like he was molested and has issues with sex) he's trying to find a reason to avoid having sex with a woman that he claims he loves, and has already had sex with.
 
2013-12-09 04:18:47 PM  
most women can't handle this. he just wants some time reconcile with fark-a-thon-chick with his romanticized fantasy-chick.

she'll freak out and he will bolt.

/ this was my specialty before I realized it is always about sex. get as much as you can!
 
2013-12-09 04:19:09 PM  
Fat people problems.

It's a fat dude who just realized that while his fat ass wasn't getting laid, his fat ass friend was, and now realizes his girl is not only fat, but a fat whore.
 
2013-12-09 04:21:26 PM  
The water was cold: nntawwt

nttawwt   (sorry - sober)
 
2013-12-09 04:21:35 PM  

Diogenes: If you withhold sex from her now, she might let you pee in her butt later.


Newsletter?
 
2013-12-09 04:21:55 PM  
So this dude bangs his lady friend --who has a high sex drive, by the way--and now he wants to stop? Is he an idiot?!

/yes, I know, probably fake
//That is not going to end well, if true.
 
2013-12-09 04:22:32 PM  
Heh... 'Smashed it again and again.'
 
2013-12-09 04:22:43 PM  
Get on it or get over it.
 
2013-12-09 04:23:03 PM  
you delightedly smashed it again and again

you delightedly smashed it again and again

you delightedly smashed it again and again
 
2013-12-09 04:26:18 PM  
Would this be any different if the genders in this letter were reversed?
 
2013-12-09 04:27:19 PM  
This has to be fake:

Dear Prudie, my best female friend who I've secretly been in love with all this time finally succumbed to my charms and realized I'm the man for her, and we've been dating and having hot freaky sex ever since, but now I'm concerned she's a whore for sleeping with me and I want to stop having wild sex with her for awhile. Did I mention the amazing sex we've been having? What a dilemma.

Yeah, calling bullshiat.
 
2013-12-09 04:27:22 PM  
Dear Reader:

Quit complaining when you just won the lottery.
 
2013-12-09 04:28:34 PM  
I'm gonna agree with fake too.
 
2013-12-09 04:31:49 PM  
Kwame, dolls don't count.
 
2013-12-09 04:32:25 PM  
Summary: "I am having sex with this girl that I love but I want to stop until the relationship becomes more serious, and I will not be explaining what, if anything, that means."  (Subtext: "Enjoy the mindfark. It's just a warm up! The ride is going to get a lot weirder from here on out.")

Allow me to present my credentials: I have been a person of the male gender for some time, and I know many persons of both genders. Thanks to this impressive expertise, I can confidently say the following:

1) This is really more of a crazy-ass-girlfriend problem than a boy problem. Boys tend to go nuts in the more-sex direction, not in the no-sex direction.
2) But regardless of gender, it is definitely a crazy-ass problem. Run, Chelsea, Run!
3) Regardless of your gender, sexual orientation, or self-identified gender identity thingamajobber, you should definitely remember not to stick your appendages, sex toys, or dollars into crazy.

That is all.
 
2013-12-09 04:33:14 PM  
It is your duty to bang the living hell out of this woman until there is just a hopscotch of blubbery female flesh pancakes splayed across the floor.

Do it for us basement-dwellers
 
2013-12-09 04:33:46 PM  
Dear Penthouse...
 
2013-12-09 04:34:15 PM  

Ghengis_Socrates: Would this be any different if the genders in this letter were reversed?


what if it's the woman, pretending to be the man, because the man already told her, no more sex... and she's trying to get prudie's advice "from the man's point of view".

to which, prudie basically said, sounds like you don't like her
 
2013-12-09 04:34:20 PM  
Seek professional help to get over your madonna/whore complex.

Since you've been close friends for so long, you probably won't have to explain this to her, especially if she's met your mother (not to mention seen you do this with other women) and most likely regrets sleeping with you, too.
 
2013-12-09 04:34:58 PM  
Fake or he forgot to tell her about his chlamydia.
 
2013-12-09 04:36:01 PM  

Need_MindBleach: This has to be fake:

Dear Prudie, my best female friend who I've secretly been in love with all this time finally succumbed to my charms and realized I'm the man for her, and we've been dating and having hot freaky sex ever since, but now I'm concerned she's a whore for sleeping with me and I want to stop having wild sex with her for awhile. Did I mention the amazing sex we've been having? What a dilemma.

Yeah, calling bullshiat.


Oh, keep going.  And she totally loves blowys, yesterday she woke me up with a beej, my eyes shot open just as I was c*mming.  I'm not sure about this.  Also, she's a classically trained dancer and is very nubile.  And, the other day she brought up 3 ways with her hot former college room mates.  I'm not talking just one, she has 3 other roomies who are all DTF.  She assures me they're all clean, on the pill and I can cum in every single one of them.  I'm just not sure about this, I need advice now!
 
2013-12-09 04:36:36 PM  
Fake.

But just in case it's not:  Enjoy it while it lasts, idiot.  Because when she figures out what you really think about her, aka how you really are, you are so kicked to the curb.
 
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