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(Fox News)   Sonic would like you to know that despite what one store sign said, it did not literally want the Chiefs to "scalp" the Redskins, feed them whiskey, and send them to a reservation. So get off your trail of tears already and come buy some hamburgers   (foxnews.com) divider line 96
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2013-12-09 01:18:57 PM
It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.
 
2013-12-09 01:20:23 PM
To be fair, the sign wasn't wrong. The Redskins got scalped. I think Shanahan should start updating his resume.
 
2013-12-09 01:20:59 PM
But by all means, don't force us to change the team names because reasons and PC police bigorty!
 
2013-12-09 01:21:08 PM
Stupid hedgehog...
 
2013-12-09 01:21:11 PM
Non event.
 
2013-12-09 01:21:27 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Of course if the team didn't have a racist name then you wouldn't be able to direct racist comments towards them would you?

Slaves2Darkness: It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.


It's only a few percentage points higher than other red states, and maybe 20% more than most blue states.
 
2013-12-09 01:23:35 PM
That was one of the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
I mean, come on, feed them whiskey?
 
2013-12-09 01:23:59 PM
Hmmm...

julieclarsen.files.wordpress.com

I think I'll go to Sonic for lunch. I do love their SuperSonic breakfast burritos.
 
2013-12-09 01:25:17 PM
A: No, subby. Sonic obviously didn't make that sign some kind of mandated company policy.

B: Rivalries and cutting comments are one thing, this is totally tasteless and the work of a true douchebag.
 
2013-12-09 01:25:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That was one of the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
I mean, come on, feed them whiskey?


Really. It's not like you have to make an Indian drink the firewater...
 
2013-12-09 01:25:52 PM
I'll have a damnburger with extra tears hold the scalp.
 
2013-12-09 01:26:27 PM
A professor of anthropology at Columbia University told NBC News that the sign was 'shockingly racist.'

Thank goodness they got a professional opinion.
 
2013-12-09 01:26:57 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: To be fair, the sign wasn't wrong. The Redskins got scalped.


That's very racist and I can see why the Native Americans Indiansmight be upset. You should be more sensitive to the feelings of others: they got raped.
 
2013-12-09 01:28:42 PM
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2013-12-09 01:29:32 PM
e08595.medialib.glogster.com

Totally Chiefs fans... totally not racist.
 
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2013-12-09 01:30:00 PM
The did want them to give the Redskins blankets infected by smallpox. That's a dick move in itself.
 
2013-12-09 01:31:05 PM

Slaves2Darkness: It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.


Actually, it's Missouri. Still, the same points apply.
 
2013-12-09 01:32:50 PM

nocturnal001: Slaves2Darkness: It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.

It's only a few percentage points higher than other red states, and maybe 20% more than most blue states.


7 blues above, 12 below; hardly "most", and the lowest blue is only ~7 pts below. Matter of fact, the whole country spans a gap of ~10 points.
 
2013-12-09 01:33:22 PM

Slaves2Darkness: It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.


Just yesterday, I had someone segway into climate skepticism when I was explaining why 2012 was a bunch of hogwash.

I farking hate Kansans. The state is fine, but I would like to put everyone I see up against a wall.
 
2013-12-09 01:33:39 PM
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2013-12-09 01:34:11 PM
The Chiefs didn't even need to try to scalp the Redskins. Hell, when the game started the Redskins were already about 3/4 of the way done with their own scalps. What a dumpster fire that whole team is...
 
2013-12-09 01:34:29 PM
The Chiefs are allowed to talk like that. They're taking it back.
 
2013-12-09 01:34:49 PM
"The only good injins are tame!
Selling them whiskey and taking their gold 
Enslaving the young and destroying the old "


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2013-12-09 01:35:42 PM
Someone's mad they're not getting Dwayne Bowe's late-night business anymore.
 
2013-12-09 01:36:06 PM
I admire them for not using the expected cop-out response.

Vandals "hacked" our facebook...err, I mean our sandwich board.
 
2013-12-09 01:36:12 PM

Wellon Dowd: Manger make offensive sign. In heap big trouble.


What an offensive manger may look like:

media.twirlit.com
 
2013-12-09 01:36:21 PM
I'm rather impressed, actually. Every word on that sign is spelled correctly.
 
2013-12-09 01:36:39 PM
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2013-12-09 01:36:59 PM

Slaves2Darkness: It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.


It was actually in Missouri. I'm sure you view people from Missouri as barely intelligent white savages too.

/from Kansas
//Much more intelligent than you. But I am a savage.

http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/08/4680245/sonic-apologizes-for-sca l p-the.html">http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/08/4680245/sonic-apolog izes-for-scal p-the.html
 
2013-12-09 01:37:15 PM

Slaves2Darkness: It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.


done in one.

Now Imma call Billy Jack.
 
2013-12-09 01:38:52 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: To be fair, the sign wasn't wrong. The Redskins got scalped. I think Shanahan should start updating his resume.


That game was the most shiat-tastic thing I  have ever been unlucky enough to watch in person.   at kickoff the place felt like the KC fans were at least 1/2 the number and by the end of the first quarter it was like being in Arrowhead complete with Tomahawk chop chants...(took my son who is a KC fan or frankly I wouldst have been there either...50 mile in freezing rain for a meaningless game is a lot to ask)   I saw A professional football team out there being opposed by a group of guys that with a few exceptions just did not give a single fark about the game they were playing...it really was sickening.  The Skins finally got their first touchdown and i felt the air coming back in the stadium, the remaining skins fans starting to cheer and then....the Chiefs tooks the resulting kick off back to the house...and that was basically IT for any fan love....
 
2013-12-09 01:40:56 PM
The sign was in bad taste. He should eat at one of his restaurants.
 
2013-12-09 01:43:23 PM

Prank Monkey: /from Kansas
//Much more intelligent than you. But I am a savage.


People who spend energy bragging about how much smarter they are they everyone around them, are typically only geniuses in their own mind.  Alternatively they restrict the criteria to only the skills they do well, dismissing other skills as unimportant.

I make better web applications than lots of people, but a dash of humility helps me to keep it in perspective.
 
2013-12-09 01:43:40 PM
fc04.deviantart.net
Relevant, but I dunno WTF is going on with that Urkel out of nowhere...
 
2013-12-09 01:44:36 PM

hasty ambush: To be fair it is not like the sign said cut their hearts out:

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or have them for dinner -literally

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or do other bad things to them:

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I've seen the codex with what the European priests did, too.
 
2013-12-09 01:45:29 PM
A salesman is driving toward home in Kansas when he sees a native American man hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, he stops the car and the man climbs in. During their small talk, the man glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them. "If you're wondering what's in the bag," offers the salesman, "it's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."

The Indian is silent for awhile, then nods several times and says, "Good trade."
 
2013-12-09 01:46:18 PM

Slaves2Darkness: It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.


This was in Missouri.  If you'd looked at a map sometime before you left school after 4th grade, you'd know that.  I've bolded the poetically funny part of your post.

And don't doubt for a moment that the people of Kansas and Missouri believe in gravity.  We personally account for more gravitational attraction than most other people.
 
2013-12-09 01:46:46 PM
No shiat, they would have kept the whiskey for themselves

/always good to find a culture with a good appreciation of whiskey
 
2013-12-09 01:47:48 PM
Came in to say a bunch of stuff...

leaving very satisfied.
 
2013-12-09 01:47:58 PM

hasty ambush: To be fair it is not like the sign said cut their hearts out:

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or have them for dinner -literally

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or do other bad things to them:

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I wasn't aware that South America was in Kansas.
 
2013-12-09 01:48:38 PM
Sometimes touching can be bad.  And that's no good.
 
2013-12-09 01:52:19 PM

LoneWolf343: Slaves2Darkness: It's Kansas what can you expect? I mean really Kansas is full of barely intelligent white savages that don't even believe in gravity let alone evolution.

Just yesterday, I had someone segway into climate skepticism when I was explaining why 2012 was a bunch of hogwash.

I farking hate Kansans. The state is fine, but I would like to put everyone I see up against a wall.


Uh, dude... you're in Kansas.

And for what it's worth, certain people from Floriduh need to buy a map since they obviously flunked Geography.  This subject of this story AND the Chiefs are all in Missouri (which is pronounced "misery" for the rest of the phonetically challenged imbeciles trolling here)
 
2013-12-09 01:52:53 PM
I wish we could go back to a time before we had this sort of conflict. A return to innocence, if you will.
 
2013-12-09 01:54:58 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Sin_City_Superhero: To be fair, the sign wasn't wrong. The Redskins got scalped.

That's very racist and I can see why the Native Americans Indiansmight be upset. You should be more sensitive to the feelings of others: they got raped.


As a rapist, I find that offensive.
 
2013-12-09 01:55:14 PM
Don't really care what they advertise as long as they cut those douchebag commercial guys. Drown in your shake and shut the fark up!
 
2013-12-09 01:56:11 PM
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2013-12-09 01:56:28 PM
In defense of KC, that is pretty much what happened though.
 
2013-12-09 01:56:38 PM
rhiannon Thank goodness they got a professional opinion.

To be fair, this was Carrie Nation's hometown-she knew how to use an axe & wasn't cool with the firewater...
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2013-12-09 01:58:59 PM
Trying to figure out what Fox was insinuating by putting the word racist in single quotes in the headline.

That sort of thing is usually reserved for items deemed subjective, as opposed to objective.
 
2013-12-09 02:01:06 PM

vudukungfu: hasty ambush: To be fair it is not like the sign said cut their hearts out:

[i1-news.softpedia-static.com image 413x421]

or have them for dinner -literally

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 473x355]


or do other bad things to them:

[ufdcimages.uflib.ufl.edu image 558x1000]

I've seen the codex with what the European priests did, too.



So what you are saying is that nobody can claim any moral high ground to snivel about a sports sign and perhaps should concentrate on more important issues, like the massive corruption in tribal governmentS, all the eagles killed by "green energy" or a government that cannot get a health care website to run properly despite years of preparation but can mount a massive surveillance operation on a global level.

~GO TEAM NAMED AFTER LEADERS OF PEOPLE WHO ARRIVED IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE EARLIER THAN OTHER PEOPLE.
SCORE MORE POINTS THAN THE OTHER TEAM NAMED AFTER THER EARLIER ARRIVING PEOPLES SKIN TONE
BUT DO SO IN A MANNER LEAST OFFENSIVE TO OTHERS AND IN CONSIDERATION OF PEOPLES' FEELINGS, NEEDS AND WANTS.
 
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