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(TMZ)   Paris Hilton's brother vows to sue Lindsay Lohan after bloody beating. Defense expected to center on the fact his name is Barron and who wouldn't like to punch someone with that name in the face?   (tmz.com) divider line 45
    More: Followup, Lindsay Lohan, Barron Hilton, Chateau Marmont, TMZ, Hilton family  
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2013-12-09 11:03:20 AM  
This is outrageous behavior on the part of all involved. All these people are role models to millions of young Americans.
 
2013-12-09 11:05:29 AM  

Cletus C.: This is outrageous behavior on the part of all involved. All these people are role models to millions of young Americans.


I threw up in my mouth a little when you said that because its true for some people.
 
2013-12-09 11:05:44 AM  
Oh TMZ, you show us what the worst of humanity has to offer in simply existing as the people you are.
 
2013-12-09 11:07:25 AM  
Was he punched, or did someone throw an angry cat at his face?

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2013-12-09 11:08:20 AM  
This is George Carlin's cancer vs cancer theory come to life. :)
 
2013-12-09 11:09:58 AM  
Isn't Barron Paris' nickname? Or at least I hope she is so no more of these vile people will ever slither across this planet.
 
2013-12-09 11:11:23 AM  
TMZ has learned the 24-year-old Hilton is now planning to file suit against LiLo and Ray.


This is what I did to the last person who used the word "Lilo".

ll-media.tmz.com
 
2013-12-09 11:13:50 AM  
msp78.photobucket.com
/Can understand the need to club someone with that name
 
2013-12-09 11:15:20 AM  
Gang/entourage wars centering around has been burn-out celebutantes would be the BEST THING EVER.
 
2013-12-09 11:30:06 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Gang/entourage wars centering around has been burn-out celebutantes would be the BEST THING EVER.


Eh, it would be ok. I'm thinking Thunderdome with politicians and members of Congress as the participants would be better.
 
2013-12-09 11:43:47 AM  
It's just a shame they didn't destroy each other.
 
2013-12-09 11:44:13 AM  
I approve of this beat down.
 
2013-12-09 11:45:20 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Gang/entourage wars centering around has been burn-out celebutantes would be the BEST THING EVER.


Baz Luhrmann's 'Romeo and Juliet' writ large.
 
2013-12-09 11:45:42 AM  

jankyboy: Was he punched, or did someone throw an angry cat at his face?

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Kitty has claws.
Mer-OW!
 
2013-12-09 11:47:56 AM  
Defense expected to center on the fact his name is Barron and who wouldn't like to punch someone with that name in the face?

We the jury, etc, etc, Not guilty.
 
2013-12-09 11:52:12 AM  
Exactly how could you NOT punch that face?
 
2013-12-09 12:12:33 PM  

Rhames: Oh TMZ, you show us what the worst of humanity has to offer in simply existing as the people you are.


Lolwut? Might want to get some perspective there, bub.
 
2013-12-09 12:46:35 PM  
Paris Hilton is in her 30's and Lindsay Lohan is approaching hers.  What a couple of asshats.
 
2013-12-09 12:47:59 PM  
Too bad it wasn't Lindsay punching Paris.

/or maybe a good c*nt punt
//Probably afraid of losing her foot in there.
 
2013-12-09 01:11:12 PM  

Cletus C.: This is outrageous behavior on the part of all involved. All these people are role models to millions of young Americans.


Probably closer to dozens of young Americans, but still.

Throw them on judge Judy. That would make an awesome show.
 
2013-12-09 01:20:21 PM  
Paris Hilton has a brother?  Where is his sex tape?
 
2013-12-09 01:20:21 PM  
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I'd wear surgical gloves before punching his face.
 
2013-12-09 01:24:32 PM  

Heliovdrake: Cletus C.: This is outrageous behavior on the part of all involved. All these people are role models to millions of young Americans.

I threw up in my mouth a little when you said that because its true for some people.


Such as who?
 
2013-12-09 01:28:42 PM  

The Numbers: Rhames: Oh TMZ, you show us what the worst of humanity has to offer in simply existing as the people you are.

Lolwut? Might want to get some perspective there, bub.


I consider evil to be the absence of good. I can't think of a single good thing about these people. No, being too weak and ineffective to cause real damage does not count.
 
2013-12-09 01:33:29 PM  

LoneWolf343: Heliovdrake: Cletus C.: This is outrageous behavior on the part of all involved. All these people are role models to millions of young Americans.

I threw up in my mouth a little when you said that because its true for some people.

Such as who?


Suburban Mega-Church Christians.  But seriously who else do they have to look up to?
 
2013-12-09 02:43:01 PM  

jankyboy: Was he punched, or did someone throw an angry cat at his face?

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There's a blade job Ric Flair would be proud of.
 
2013-12-09 02:56:05 PM  

LoneWolf343: The Numbers: Rhames: Oh TMZ, you show us what the worst of humanity has to offer in simply existing as the people you are.

Lolwut? Might want to get some perspective there, bub.

I consider evil to be the absence of good. I can't think of a single good thing about these people. No, being too weak and ineffective to cause real damage does not count.


Huh, I consider evil to be doing actual harm. Ariel Castro was evil. Lindsay Lohan? Not in the same league. Not even playing the same sport.
 
2013-12-09 02:56:13 PM  
Spent last week in Miami for the art snobbery. Can't understand why I wasn't invited to any of these parties. Guess it's time to have my posse curbstomp my assistant.
 
2013-12-09 03:46:45 PM  
And then there's Paris' quote that, "nobody farks with my family and gets away with it."  Simply priceless.
 
2013-12-09 04:12:01 PM  

Mikey1969: TMZ has learned the 24-year-old Hilton is now planning to file suit against LiLo and Ray.


This is what I did to the last person who used the word "Lilo".

[ll-media.tmz.com image 700x390]



multi-pass?


2.bp.blogspot.com

come at me bro.
 
2013-12-09 04:24:15 PM  

olapbill: Mikey1969: TMZ has learned the 24-year-old Hilton is now planning to file suit against LiLo and Ray.


This is what I did to the last person who used the word "Lilo".

[ll-media.tmz.com image 700x390]


multi-pass?


[2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

come at me bro.


Leeloo, TOTALLY acceptable.Yummy!  :-)
 
2013-12-09 05:18:42 PM  
BARRON: Your Judgeness, I totally want to sue LiLo for my brutal beatdown!

JUDGE: That frail little crack addict beat you up? BWAH-HA-HA-HAAA!

BARRON: No, she hired a big thug to do it! In fact, she hired twelve big thugs, each one bigger than the last one! She just masterminded my beatdown!

JUDGE: You're accusing Lindsey Lohan of masterminding something? BAAAAAHH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH!!!

BARRON: This is no laughing matter, your Courtship! That scheming, crafty little supercriminal poses an ongoing threat to my safety and well being!

JUDGE: Scheming crafty su-su-super... AHHHH HAA HAA HAAAAH!!! I can't even finish it! HAA HAA HAAA!!! *gasp gasp* Ahem... but seriously, baliff, give this little weiner a power wedgie and kick his delicate little porcelain behind out of my courtroom. I'll leave it to your discretion if you want to noogie him till he gives up his lunch money first.
 
2013-12-09 06:24:43 PM  
ll-media.tmz.com

Was he wearing a pair of glasses when he was punched? It looks like it
 
2013-12-09 06:30:37 PM  
I believe this is the definition of Rich People Problems
 
2013-12-09 06:32:26 PM  
Isn't the first rule of suing somebody is sue someone with money?
 
2013-12-09 06:37:07 PM  

therecksays: Isn't the first rule of suing somebody is sue someone with money?


She has money, not Hilton type money, but probably more than anybody commenting here, she just doesn't use it to pay her bills.
 
2013-12-09 06:50:03 PM  

LoneWolf343: Heliovdrake: Cletus C.: This is outrageous behavior on the part of all involved. All these people are role models to millions of young Americans.

I threw up in my mouth a little when you said that because its true for some people.

Such as who?


Her

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2013-12-09 06:59:04 PM  

ongbok: [ll-media.tmz.com image 700x500]

Was he wearing a pair of glasses when he was punched? It looks like it


But that doesn't explain why he's dead.
 
2013-12-09 07:57:49 PM  

elguerodiablo: Suburban Mega-Church Christians.


Bullshiat. They use people like Lohan as proof of the decline of Western Civilization.

Cepheus Crater: Her

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A broken HTML code?
 
2013-12-09 08:00:56 PM  

meanmutton: LoneWolf343: The Numbers: Rhames: Oh TMZ, you show us what the worst of humanity has to offer in simply existing as the people you are.

Lolwut? Might want to get some perspective there, bub.

I consider evil to be the absence of good. I can't think of a single good thing about these people. No, being too weak and ineffective to cause real damage does not count.

Huh, I consider evil to be doing actual harm. Ariel Castro was evil. Lindsay Lohan? Not in the same league. Not even playing the same sport.


You've never spent much time around worthless people, I take it? I envy you. I rather spend an afternoon with Hitler than my dad's second wife. At least Hitler would make for an entertaining story to tell later.
 
2013-12-09 09:06:10 PM  
So she's not all bad?
 
2013-12-09 09:48:17 PM  
I knew a kid named Barron once. Rich parents, toral douche, is likely a meth head now.
 
2013-12-09 09:55:47 PM  
so it is okay when a woman attacks a man?  got it.
 
2013-12-09 10:46:53 PM  

walktoanarcade: This is George Carlin's cancer vs cancer theory come to life. :)


Give this man a drum roll!!!

www.the-drone.com
 
2013-12-10 05:18:37 AM  

ongbok: [ll-media.tmz.com image 700x500]

Was he wearing a pair of glasses when he was punched? It looks like it


Probably sunglasses.
 
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