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(Scotsman)   Thieves grab $80,000 worth of jewelry in daring daylight raid. Jewelry probably would have been worth more of it wasn't all so old   (scotsman.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Edinburgh, Police Scotland  
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2013-12-09 10:41:07 AM  
Seems to be an outbreak of inappropriate "FAIL" tag usage today.

The thieves seem to have been quite successful... is tag for the auction house?
 
2013-12-09 10:43:57 AM  
This headline is making me all of headachey.
 
2013-12-09 10:48:00 AM  

Seasons I'v Withered: This headline is making me all of headachey.

 
2013-12-09 11:09:17 AM  
Ukranian Job C4 C4 C4 C4
 
2013-12-09 11:22:59 AM  

LoneDoggie: Ukranian Job C4 C4 C4 C4


Collateral damage like this gets expensive.
 
2013-12-09 11:39:31 AM  
How much intirinsic value does jewlry have? Gold? Maybe...,
 
2013-12-09 11:48:13 AM  
Police Scotland detective constable Joyce Gunderson

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2013-12-09 12:20:09 PM  
And will be melted down so no one can trace it back.
 
2013-12-09 12:39:30 PM  
When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says f**king s**t after that. You might get some biatch talk s**t to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the f**k up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to f**k around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a b**ch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear.

I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
 
2013-12-09 02:19:26 PM  
And the jewellery gets fenced for $400.00. No, seriously.
 
2013-12-09 02:57:48 PM  
 
2013-12-09 06:03:27 PM  

aelat: LoneDoggie: Ukranian Job C4 C4 C4 C4

Collateral damage like this gets expensive.


Tell me about it, Ukrainian lost an eye in the explosion.

My title would have been "theives steal 40,000 pounds of jewelry in daring daytime robbery'
 
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