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2013-12-09 12:19:03 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com

Approves.
 
2013-12-09 12:19:26 PM
"Knock Knock"

"Who's the  BANGBANGBANG!"

Eh...anyone with small children has heard worse.
 
2013-12-09 12:21:22 PM
Candygram?
1.images.spike.com
 
2013-12-09 12:22:11 PM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-12-09 12:22:57 PM
"Blam Blam" who??
 
2013-12-09 12:24:33 PM
Meh. I've heard worse.
 
2013-12-09 12:24:37 PM
Knock knock
Who's there
Amy Fisher
Amy Fis...
BANG BANG BANG!
 
2013-12-09 12:25:16 PM
In before "nibong knocking" reference.
 
2013-12-09 12:25:47 PM
I am...your singing telegram!
 
2013-12-09 12:27:27 PM
Knock knock
Who's there
Karl Silberbauer
 
2013-12-09 12:36:52 PM
I know a good one but someone else has to start it...
 
2013-12-09 12:40:03 PM

Badafuco: I know a good one but someone else has to start it...


Joey?
 
2013-12-09 12:40:40 PM
Well to be fair, things may have gone the other way if the knockee was not in fact glad the knocker didn't say banana.
 
2013-12-09 12:41:41 PM

Skyd1v: "Knock Knock"

"Who's the  BANGBANGBANG!"

Eh...anyone with small children has heard worse.


Knock Knock.
Who's there?
French fries.
French fries who?
My dog wearing shoes!
 
2013-12-09 12:42:12 PM
"Knock Knock" jokes are the polar opposite of good jokes.

/runs like hell before lynch mob gets him
 
2013-12-09 12:42:30 PM

Munchkin City Coroner: Well to be fair, things may have gone the other way if the knockee was not in fact glad the knocker didn't say banana.


Ha ha ha ha.
 
2013-12-09 12:42:32 PM

Combustion: I am...your singing telegram!


I have no clue what that has to do with anything.
 
2013-12-09 12:43:51 PM
Knock Knock

Race Condition

Who's there?
 
2013-12-09 12:51:49 PM
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I though you said you'd never forget.
 
2013-12-09 12:53:04 PM
ih0.redbubble.net
 
2013-12-09 01:02:29 PM
Fighting with guns is stupid. I fight with duct tape. Fighting with duct tape is much smarter.
 
2013-12-09 01:02:49 PM
I don't know who invented the knock knock joke, but they deserve the 'No-Bell' prize.

/I'm sorry
 
2013-12-09 01:04:53 PM
MOOO!
 
2013-12-09 01:07:47 PM
Beyonce' the 5 foot metal chicken.
 
2013-12-09 01:08:00 PM
reminds me of this one:

knock knock
who's there?
Trayv-BANG.
 
2013-12-09 01:09:05 PM

kore: Combustion: I am...your singing telegram!

I have no clue what that has to do with anything.


notsureifserious.jpg
 
2013-12-09 01:09:43 PM
Not much detail there, Lou. The girl friend could have no idea who might want the fellow dead?
 
2013-12-09 01:12:58 PM

under a mountain: Knock, Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I though you said you'd never forget.


I lol'd
 
2013-12-09 01:13:36 PM

Eirik: kore: Combustion: I am...your singing telegram!

I have no clue what that has to do with anything.

notsureifserious.jpg


static.neatorama.com
 
2013-12-09 01:13:39 PM
Sounds like a case of jealous ex-boyfriend.
 
2013-12-09 01:13:56 PM

Milos Hattrick: [images.wikia.com image 614x411]


He always had the best one-liners.

Cigarettes. Let's go!
 
2013-12-09 01:15:24 PM

under a mountain: Knock, Knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I though you said you'd never forget.


*Shakes tiny fist.
 
2013-12-09 01:16:03 PM
The easiest way to ruin a knock knock joke:

Knock knock

Doors open, come in
 
2013-12-09 01:16:07 PM

kore: Combustion: I am...your singing telegram!

I have no clue what that has to do with anything.


I only just found out (form Fark) that she was a Go-Go. I never bothered to look it up to see who it was before, now half the battle is won.
 
2013-12-09 01:16:50 PM
driph.com
www.11alive.com
 
2013-12-09 01:23:52 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Eirik: kore: Combustion: I am...your singing telegram!

I have no clue what that has to do with anything.

notsureifserious.jpg

[static.neatorama.com image 320x240]


Nothing's obscure on Fark.
 
2013-12-09 01:25:07 PM

Combustion: I am...your singing telegram!


Ha! This, guys, is how you get a Cluetm!
 
2013-12-09 01:28:40 PM
Yo subby, Ima let you finish, but George Zimmermann's lawyer had the worst knock-knock joke *ever*.

Knock knock
Who's there?
George Zimmerman
George Zimmerman who?
All right, good. You're on the jury.

/fool really said this in court
 
2013-12-09 01:28:42 PM

Combustion: kore: Combustion: I am...your singing telegram!

I have no clue what that has to do with anything.

I only just found out (form Fark) that she was a Go-Go. I never bothered to look it up to see who it was before, now half the battle is won.


Who knew? Just got back from IMDB, thanks.
 
2013-12-09 01:35:23 PM
 
2013-12-09 01:38:02 PM

Phil Clinton: [i1.kym-cdn.com image 320x350]

Approves.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-12-09 01:51:12 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interupting cow
Interupting coMOOOOOOO!!!
 
2013-12-09 01:52:16 PM
If the guy was on Boulevard and all that happened was he was shot and killed, I would consider that a win.
 
2013-12-09 01:52:56 PM
Wait, I've heard this one before.

Isn't this the plot to Beverly Hills Cop?
 
2013-12-09 01:58:29 PM
Solution: Shoot everyone who knocks on my door, through the door, preemptively just in case.
 
2013-12-09 02:12:55 PM
My favorite knock-knock joke (kids love it):

"Want to hear a funny knock knock joke?"
"Yeah!"
"OK, you start...."
 
2013-12-09 03:03:31 PM
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atlanta.
 
2013-12-09 03:40:05 PM
FTFA: The shooting happened on the fourth floor, and while there are surveillance cameras at the complex, there were none in the area of the shooting.

Sooo... he left via the window, then?
 
2013-12-09 03:40:59 PM
 
2013-12-09 04:41:28 PM
i1207.photobucket.com
 
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